There’s a decent amount of interesting storylines as far as individual teams are concerned even if some of matchups aren’t that compelling. Panthers favored over Dallas? Can Indy keep it going? I think the Pats might be for real? Can the Ravens turn the tide?
To The Games!
Cards/Colts:
Is Harrison finally finding his groove? During the last two weeks he’s had 7 explosive plays, more than doubling his total of two beforehand. The Colts ability to rush the ball will be tested as the Cards are surprisingly #1 in the league at defending designed run plays.
Chargers/Fins:
One more bad loss and McDaniel looks to be dead in the water. How likely is the L? The Chargers are 3-2 and the Miami coach is 3-14 vs teams with a winning record. Yikes!
Pats/Saints:
Olave has had only one game where he hasn’t been targeted less than 10 times-the problem is that with a qb like play-it-safe Rattler it hasn’t translated to more than a 59 yard outing. Does rook rb Henderson finally get the lion’s share of the carries? His buddy Stevenson has lost a fumble in three straight tilts.
Browns/Steelers:
That voodoo that he do has Pitt at 3-1 despite having a -2 point differential. Luckily the rest of the division are like deck chairs on the Titanic. The Steelers have won every single regular season game at Acrisure Stadium since 2004. Gabriel was cromulent in the way that rookie QB’s are in his first start last week. He was helped greatly by Judkins’ running-he looks like the real thing.
Cowboys/Panthers:
Dowdle was rightly full of himself (after running 200+ yards) last week, informing Dallas that they’d better “buckle up”. That run D that Jerrah sought to fix with the acquisition of Clark? It’s giving up 4.4 ypc. The Cowboys are unique in that to date they are scoring/giving up 30+ points on average. No pressure on Dak at all to keep the points flowing.
Seahawks/Jags:
I’d normally just throw Jax into the “weakest 4-1 team” slot but, hold on. First-time DC Campanile has improved the D in virtually every single category so last year’s book has to be thrown out. By the time opponents adjust the Jags will be fine in the division. Perhaps this will lead to Girlfriend playing more relaxed or is he just what he is?
Rams/Ravens:
Baltimore has allowed the most points over this five game stretch than at any other time in their history. They sure do need to slow the pace of games by, I don’t know, running the ball? The Ravens are 10-1 when King Henry runs for 90+ yards dontchaknow. Stafford will pass Marino for 9th in passing (he needs but 50) and he leads the league in air yards per attempt.
Do your thing.
Boswell has every right to be pissed. As usual, the playing field in Pittsburgh resembles a cow pasture & cost him that kick.
Stillers defense hasn’t forced a turnover, has seven penalties for I don’t know how many yards, and are losing the time of possession.
23-9 Stillers at the Two Minute Warning
Oof, puffy helmet can’t protect the neck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbOTn4KQCAE
Neither could the Utah Valley University security.
Dallas radio will be delicious tomorrow, plus a Stephen A. will explode on air.
I’d actually tune in, if that would be aired
LOLboys. Go kitties.
KEEP POUNDING!
No, not you Jerrah.
BOOYAH!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh.
Shit.
Lucky ass Chargers.
Come on, Fins. There’s five seconds. It’s still good … It’s still good …
LOLfins find a way.
ah refreshing to know that we are still us
I must have time line hopped again to the completely random timeliness. These scores make no sense to me Monty..
Optimized Chargering
https://www.espn.com/nfl/game/_/gameId/401772855/rams-ravens
ruh roh too soon and now coming the Dickering
No Diddy
Come on, Gabriel. I need some garbage points.
Okay… new plan. Come on, Steelers. Run up the score.
LA is going to need more khakis for Other Harbaugh after today.
Oh Spanoi.
Referee: “Number 44 was in the vicinity of the pass.”
Who gave #44 a jetpack?!
Vicinity == zip code.
Time zone
Planet
That was some 20th Century hitting in this Steelers game.
How the hell are the Dolphins in a position to win this game? They had minus yards in the third quarter
Weapons-grade Chargering going on.
I wonder which team returns to their natural state first?
Could still be both, it’s tied now, I think
I take that back. Tackling is hard for the fins
Tesla Grade Charging
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/46573305/glenn-defends-justin-fields-jets-10-net-pass-yards
Leave it to the J-E-S-T to pick the wrong coordinator from the Fuck Loins.
Fields with negative ten passing yards.
How are the Cards in this?
That Diggs catch was great. Fucking lawyerball.
The Cards have a dominant run defense. It’s unexpected but it was addressed in the intro. Fuck sakes.
I still don’t get how.
jonathan taylor did not read the intro
you cant go back to kyler after this
They can and will. Although I await Blax’s AZ sports radio report.
Which QB is whiter?
The Kyler experiment should have died at least 2 years ago
Bidwell’s sexuality aside, he’s still the better QB.
Its amazing what happens when you have an average QB who can see above the line.
The Ravens are an embarrassment
I’m eager to see fozz report in
That “report” will be another bridge collapsing in the Chesapeake.
or the report of a rifle
What sound do empty bourbon ban bottles traveling at hyper velocities make when they hit the ground?
We may find out soon…
You will probably have to wait until the rage subsides. Probably a huge red Italian Hulk right now.
Good, Pickens and Metcalf has both scored TDs. Thus concludes my investment in Pittsburgh Steelers football.
For two weeks in a row, a running back has a career-best day rushing against the Olphins’ efense.
No D should be added until Miami grows a d
Cowpunks/Panteros is the slugfest that you never imagined.
Pittsburgh is picking on Cleveland’s #7 more than I’ve even been pick on in Junior High.
Odds they give him a Swirlie at the end of the game?
Qaron to Metcalf for the Stillers touchdown.

Nice!
I’m happy for DK and absolutely nobody else on that shit ass team.
I just woke up from a disturbing nightmare. The United States of America was slowly turning into a dystopian nightmare, Late Night talk show hosts were turning into dust like the end of Avengers: Infinity War, and if that wasn’t the worst of it, Joe Flacco is the starting quarterback of the Cincinnati Bengals.
Good thing none of that would ever happen in real life, right?
Slowly as in, “Since 1973 …”
JFC
God willing. Dead genre filled with unlikeable scum.
The Stillers are showing a semblance of a running game, and I have a chubby. Correlation?
I know apathy has kicked in, but the fans need to change sell the team for a minute. This is awful.
This could be about half the NFL