Of course there’s a baseballing thing going on as well. And the Senators! Who could forget that the Sens are playing? [pretty much everyone raises their hands]
Fallout:
-Feelin’ HOT, HOT, HOT: That would be the butts of Dallas DC Eberflus and Cincy’s Al Golden. The Cowboys have given up 250 points and the Bengals have surrendered 253. The next closest team are the Titans way back at 230. Just a note-I’ve not seen someone in career freefall quite like Eberflus-Head Coach, Defensive Coordinator and who knows what next year? Quality Control Consultant? Scout? Gatherer of Potatoes?
-Rich Bleed The Poor, Part The Millionth: Has a Titans fire sale begun?-fairly good slot cb McCreary is off to the Rams for a relative pittance. Please Tennessee, spend your extra draft capital on the offensive line. Trust me.
-Skattebo had successful surgery in Philly last night. Why there? Well, he had an ‘open dislocation’ (GAH!) that needed to be attended to immediately. Gotta love all the Internet folks that pulled on their suspenders and typed, “When I dislocated a joint, blah, blah, blah…”.
To The Game!
Commies/Chiefs:
-In case you forgot (as I did) Daniels is still out so Mariota is in. Out of curiousity I looked up his career earnings-they’re at 83 million and counting. As part of his current contract he gets paid $30,000 every week to not be on the practice squad.
-As of the present it would seem that Washington caught lightning in a bottle last year because they’re staring at their (very likely) third straight loss this evening.
-Good News! Both McLaurin and Deebo should be available tonight. Bad News! That’s not nearly enough to get a W.
-Can I pile on? The Commies have eight defensive starters 28 or older. They’ll get tuckered out this evening.
-K.C. has only lost one Monday Nighter during the Mahomes Era.
-With Kareem Hunt sorta hobbled with a bone bruise look for rook rb Brashard Smith to get a larger piece of the action.
Have at it.
By my running count 11 college football coaches have been fired and have collected $214,000,000 so far.
So much for World Series lunch..
Guess this also means the rest of yinz will be taking your leaves, as well.
We now return to WCS: 9-1-1 Night Troll, already in progress.
You want to know how I know the Dodgers won?
Bitches be shooting fireworks at this time of the evening.
Go Blue Jays
That was a helluva game!
Klein for game MVP. What a game!
FREDDIE!
Foot scrape in the middle of the inning. This game has had everything.
Tie goes to the runner. Seems simple enough.
Not sure why they challenged that. No way it was going to be overturned.
What’s the idea behind getting second row, behind home plate, World Series tickets for Dodgers vs Jays… and then wearing a Marlins jersey?
Marlins man is a very depraved and hatable person.
For good reason(s)..
The Yankees, Lakers, Cowboys, Man U, and Duke jerseys were in the laundry.
New record!
These poor fans haven’t had access to alcohol for 10 innings now. Pray for them.
My next break is at 04:00 EST.
O/U this is still going at that point? Lemme get ahold of Shohei’s guy for the odds. Give me a moment to contact him.
I’ll take the over. And you have to stay up until its over.
That was going to happen, regardless. It’s me Friday, I’m here till 06:00 (at least), and I have a lunch date with a duchess around 11:30.
I sincerely hope her highness and I can eat while the game is in the 35th inning.
WTF. Another intentional walk? Fucking cowards deserve to lose.
On base 8 times tonight. Nobody is beating that record.
Unless this game continues into the 18th…
JFC. Another walk. 9th time on base.
At least they pitched to him this time.
Extremely carefully, but still…
Is that game still going on? Christ.
I look forward to watching these delightful Fox Network television programs.
RIP david lynch you would have loved a baseball stadium full of people slowly losing their minds
lol
I’m going to sleep. Wake me up at the 25th inning.
FFS.
This goddamn game, man… I can’t look away.
In it until the end. Fuck work tomorrow.
That’s it, I gotta call it.
These post season extra inning games are way more enjoyable when you’re team isn’t involved. #FUCKSPRINGER
THAT COULD GO ALL THE W. . . it’s foul.
THAT COULD GO ALL THE W. . . it’s an out.
HAHA, dipshit just pimped a fly out.
So, at some point, would they start selling beer again?
6 AM
or pre-rolled joints, or balloons of nitrous oxide, for fucks sake?
Captain Jack, the skag pusher, will be around shortly, if that helps.
& I’m just talking about for these poor pitchers being thrown into the fire…
They sure the shit didn’t even in the 15th here in Seattle.
Real Baseball for Sickos y’all
LoL ⚾️
That was so close to a nut shot, I flinched
Another couple of innings we’re gonna find out if Koufax has anything left.
Found another funny:
This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball
Top of the 14th?!?!?
Hahaha that’s ROCKINGGGG!!! ⚾️
Gooo Baseball!!!!
Ohtani is never going to see another pitch for the rest of this series.
Fun fact: Shohei Ohtani just became the first player in history to reach base seven times in a World Series game.
Last funny:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBEL4oWwi0M
If you’re up 2-0 and swing at that pitch you goddamn well better hit it out. So stupid.
/starts leafing through his book about the 33 inning game played in Pawtucket, for no reason at all.
Fun fact, John Henry moved the Pawtucket Red Sox to Worcester because Pawtucket told him to go fuck himself on a new stadium deal
I thought that Larry Lucchino was behind that deal? Like he bought the Pawtucket team with the intention of moving them to Worcester.
You may be right. Either way, they told them to pound sand
Also fun fact: Even though they moved to Worcester, back in Pawtucket they had a thing with either one of the schools or the Boys & Girls Club that they raffled off two World Series games for a kid to go to. And the winning kid was at this game.
(Source: One of the dice baseball guys)
The announcer saying that the moment isn’t too big for this Dodgers pitcher reminds me of Mad magazine doing a thing on Fernando Valenzuela and saying “doesn’t get nervous pitching in the World Series because nobody told him he was pitching in the World Series”
May I give a sincere shout-out to the East Coast DFOers still watching at 1 AM on a school night.
Ass slaps all around!!
Working at home has certain advantages, but I’m not sure how much more I’ve got.
I’m just here so I don’t get fired.
Caller: “Hello, 911, there’s a guy in a hockey mask with a machete heading towards that abandoned camp in the wo…”
WCS: “IT’S THE BOTTOM OF THE 13TH!!! FIGURE IT OUT!!!”
I’m a West Coast DFOer on the East Coast with no school tomorrow.
/slaps own ass repeatedly
What happened after that walk off?
That’s easy: Alex Cora got suspended a year for cheating his way to a second WS title.
“I’m Johnny Knoxville, and this is 60 Minutes”
“Hi, I’m Johnny Knoxville, and this is my colonoscopy!”
Does Kershaw have a child bride, or is there just some weird ass lighting going on in that shot?
Daughter? Niece?
It can be all three!
They may have been focusing on a daughter/niece while talking about his wife.
This is the chase I was referring to…
https://youtu.be/fzGDEV4OVyo?si=N9ij96eKtbtnCKbz
Bike passing a vehicle, just as the vehicle “accidently” opens the door the side bike’s trying to pass on..
Oh, the car totally moved over to crash the bike. Notice no cops followed the car?
I was just musing what would be funny. I hadn’t seen it yet, but, lo and behold…
Crotch-rocket double-tapped his ass. Oh, well done, karma.
Btw, the guy in the bike was being chased because he apparently shot a cop.
Another reason why the cops didn’t go after the guy in the car…
Guy in the car was probably an off-duty cop.
The cops handcuffed the hell out of that corpse.
Looking down, driving at high speeds with no hands, might’ve shot a cop.
Just a day full of good decisions. Ladies and Gentleman, your next Toronto Blue Jays 3B Coach!!
The defense in this game has been the best of times and the blurst of times.