Your Monday Night Football Open Thread

Of course there’s a baseballing thing going on as well. And the Senators! Who could forget that the Sens are playing? [pretty much everyone raises their hands]

Fallout:

-Feelin’ HOT, HOT, HOT: That would be the butts of Dallas DC Eberflus and Cincy’s Al Golden. The Cowboys have given up 250 points and the Bengals have surrendered 253. The next closest team are the Titans way back at 230. Just a note-I’ve not seen someone in career freefall quite like Eberflus-Head Coach, Defensive Coordinator and who knows what next year? Quality Control Consultant? Scout? Gatherer of Potatoes?

-Rich Bleed The Poor, Part The Millionth: Has a Titans fire sale begun?-fairly good slot cb McCreary is off to the Rams for a relative pittance. Please Tennessee, spend your extra draft capital on the offensive line. Trust me.

-Skattebo had successful surgery in Philly last night. Why there? Well, he had an ‘open dislocation’ (GAH!) that needed to be attended to immediately. Gotta love all the Internet folks that pulled on their suspenders and typed, “When I dislocated a joint, blah, blah, blah…”.

To The Game!

Commies/Chiefs:

-In case you forgot (as I did) Daniels is still out so Mariota is in. Out of curiousity I looked up his career earnings-they’re at 83 million and counting. As part of his current contract he gets paid $30,000 every week to not be on the practice squad.

-As of the present it would seem that Washington caught lightning in a bottle last year because they’re staring at their (very likely) third straight loss this evening.

-Good News! Both McLaurin and Deebo should be available tonight. Bad News! That’s not nearly enough to get a W.

-Can I pile on? The Commies have eight defensive starters 28 or older. They’ll get tuckered out this evening.

-K.C. has only lost one Monday Nighter during the Mahomes Era.

-With Kareem Hunt sorta hobbled with a bone bruise look for rook rb Brashard Smith to get a larger piece of the action.

Have at it.

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WCS

So much for World Series lunch..

WCS

Guess this also means the rest of yinz will be taking your leaves, as well.

We now return to WCS: 9-1-1 Night Troll, already in progress.

DJ TAJ

You want to know how I know the Dodgers won?
Bitches be shooting fireworks at this time of the evening.
Go Blue Jays

ballsofsteelandfury

That was a helluva game!

Mr. Ayo

Klein for game MVP. What a game!

Last edited 4 months ago by Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

FREDDIE!

ballsofsteelandfury

Foot scrape in the middle of the inning. This game has had everything.

ballsofsteelandfury

Tie goes to the runner. Seems simple enough.

Mr. Ayo

Not sure why they challenged that. No way it was going to be overturned.

Bogdanski

What’s the idea behind getting second row, behind home plate, World Series tickets for Dodgers vs Jays… and then wearing a Marlins jersey?

Mr. Ayo

Marlins man is a very depraved and hatable person.

WCS

For good reason(s)..

WCS

The Yankees, Lakers, Cowboys, Man U, and Duke jerseys were in the laundry.

ballsofsteelandfury

New record!

Mr. Ayo

These poor fans haven’t had access to alcohol for 10 innings now. Pray for them.

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WCS

My next break is at 04:00 EST.

O/U this is still going at that point? Lemme get ahold of Shohei’s guy for the odds. Give me a moment to contact him.

Mr. Ayo

I’ll take the over. And you have to stay up until its over.

WCS

That was going to happen, regardless. It’s me Friday, I’m here till 06:00 (at least), and I have a lunch date with a duchess around 11:30.

I sincerely hope her highness and I can eat while the game is in the 35th inning.

Mr. Ayo

WTF. Another intentional walk? Fucking cowards deserve to lose.

ballsofsteelandfury

On base 8 times tonight. Nobody is beating that record.

Unless this game continues into the 18th…

Mr. Ayo

JFC. Another walk. 9th time on base.

ballsofsteelandfury

At least they pitched to him this time.

Extremely carefully, but still…

Gumbygirl

Is that game still going on? Christ.

Brick Meathook

I look forward to watching these delightful Fox Network television programs.

rockingdog

RIP david lynch you would have loved a baseball stadium full of people slowly losing their minds

lol

Redshirt

I’m going to sleep. Wake me up at the 25th inning.

BeefReeferLives

FFS.

BeefReeferLives

This goddamn game, man… I can’t look away.

ballsofsteelandfury

In it until the end. Fuck work tomorrow.

Horatio Cornblower

That’s it, I gotta call it.

Mr. Ayo

These post season extra inning games are way more enjoyable when you’re team isn’t involved. #FUCKSPRINGER

Brick Meathook

THAT COULD GO ALL THE W. . . it’s foul.

Brick Meathook

THAT COULD GO ALL THE W. . . it’s an out.

Horatio Cornblower

HAHA, dipshit just pimped a fly out.

BeefReeferLives

So, at some point, would they start selling beer again?

ballsofsteelandfury

6 AM

BeefReeferLives

or pre-rolled joints, or balloons of nitrous oxide, for fucks sake?

WCS

Captain Jack, the skag pusher, will be around shortly, if that helps.

BeefReeferLives

& I’m just talking about for these poor pitchers being thrown into the fire…

Mr. Ayo

They sure the shit didn’t even in the 15th here in Seattle.

rockingdog

Real Baseball for Sickos y’all

LoL ⚾️

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ballsofsteelandfury

That was so close to a nut shot, I flinched

Horatio Cornblower

Another couple of innings we’re gonna find out if Koufax has anything left.

rockingdog

Found another funny:

This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball

rockingdog

Top of the 14th?!?!?

Hahaha that’s ROCKINGGGG!!! ⚾️

Gooo Baseball!!!!

Redshirt

Ohtani is never going to see another pitch for the rest of this series.

rockingdog

Fun fact: Shohei Ohtani just became the first player in history to reach base seven times in a World Series game.

rockingdog

Last funny:

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Horatio Cornblower

If you’re up 2-0 and swing at that pitch you goddamn well better hit it out. So stupid.

Horatio Cornblower

/starts leafing through his book about the 33 inning game played in Pawtucket, for no reason at all.

Sharkbait

Fun fact, John Henry moved the Pawtucket Red Sox to Worcester because Pawtucket told him to go fuck himself on a new stadium deal

Last edited 4 months ago by Sharkbait
Horatio Cornblower

I thought that Larry Lucchino was behind that deal? Like he bought the Pawtucket team with the intention of moving them to Worcester.

Sharkbait

You may be right. Either way, they told them to pound sand

Senor Weaselo

Also fun fact: Even though they moved to Worcester, back in Pawtucket they had a thing with either one of the schools or the Boys & Girls Club that they raffled off two World Series games for a kid to go to. And the winning kid was at this game.

(Source: One of the dice baseball guys)

Horatio Cornblower

The announcer saying that the moment isn’t too big for this Dodgers pitcher reminds me of Mad magazine doing a thing on Fernando Valenzuela and saying “doesn’t get nervous pitching in the World Series because nobody told him he was pitching in the World Series”

ballsofsteelandfury

May I give a sincere shout-out to the East Coast DFOers still watching at 1 AM on a school night.

Ass slaps all around!!

Horatio Cornblower

Working at home has certain advantages, but I’m not sure how much more I’ve got.

WCS

I’m just here so I don’t get fired.

Horatio Cornblower

Caller: “Hello, 911, there’s a guy in a hockey mask with a machete heading towards that abandoned camp in the wo…”

WCS: “IT’S THE BOTTOM OF THE 13TH!!! FIGURE IT OUT!!!”

Brick Meathook

I’m a West Coast DFOer on the East Coast with no school tomorrow.

/slaps own ass repeatedly

Sharkbait

What happened after that walk off?comment image

Horatio Cornblower

That’s easy: Alex Cora got suspended a year for cheating his way to a second WS title.

Horatio Cornblower

“I’m Johnny Knoxville, and this is 60 Minutes”

WCS

“Hi, I’m Johnny Knoxville, and this is my colonoscopy!”

Horatio Cornblower

Does Kershaw have a child bride, or is there just some weird ass lighting going on in that shot?

ballsofsteelandfury

Daughter? Niece?

WCS

It can be all three!

Horatio Cornblower

They may have been focusing on a daughter/niece while talking about his wife.

ballsofsteelandfury

This is the chase I was referring to…

https://youtu.be/fzGDEV4OVyo?si=N9ij96eKtbtnCKbz

WCS

Bike passing a vehicle, just as the vehicle “accidently” opens the door the side bike’s trying to pass on..

ballsofsteelandfury

Oh, the car totally moved over to crash the bike. Notice no cops followed the car?

WCS

I was just musing what would be funny. I hadn’t seen it yet, but, lo and behold…

WCS

Crotch-rocket double-tapped his ass. Oh, well done, karma.

ballsofsteelandfury

Btw, the guy in the bike was being chased because he apparently shot a cop.

Another reason why the cops didn’t go after the guy in the car…

Horatio Cornblower

Guy in the car was probably an off-duty cop.

Brick Meathook

The cops handcuffed the hell out of that corpse.

Horatio Cornblower

Looking down, driving at high speeds with no hands, might’ve shot a cop.

Just a day full of good decisions. Ladies and Gentleman, your next Toronto Blue Jays 3B Coach!!

Horatio Cornblower

The defense in this game has been the best of times and the blurst of times.