Where did you go, Starland Vocal Band? Hey, have you made a turkey club sandy yet? What are you waiting for? Let me know what you like to do with the leftovers aside from pop them in the micro. (at this time we’ll not be taking any submissions that revolve around rubbing gravy on erect nipples, SPAM!)
Flotsam and Jetsam:
-Looks like Daniels won’t be playing against the Broncos this weekend so Denver gets to solidify their hold on 1st place in the AFC West. Bastards!
-Baker is trending towards playing and he should because I sat Goff and his 25 points. I mean, it’s just a shoulder thing and it’s his left, non-throwing shoulder. Fer chrissake, rub some stuffing on it and get the hell out there!
-The Chiefs are now 1-5 in one-score tilts. Oh, how the worm has turned!
To The Game!
-Is Philly’s offense in a bit of trouble? They happen to lead the league in percentage of three-and-outs.
-Apparently there’s some whispering about Hurts limiting what can be done as far as play-calling is concerned-that the number of options in the pass game have been whittled down. I believe A.J. had something to say about this and immediately walked it back after pushback. I’m a bit dubious because, how would that affect Saquon’s run game?
-All the kudos belong to Ben Johnson-out of nowhere and appropos of almost nothing Chicago (CHICAGO!) leads the league in explosive plays. They’re also racking up a near entire football field (90 yards) in extra offense vs last year.
-Also, congrats to fantasy managers out there that waited on tight end and then grabbed Goedert as an afterthought-he’s tied for the league lead with 7 TD’s at this point in the season.
-A.J. finally has a bit of momentum and the train might keep rolling because that Bears defense gives up the third-most fantasy points to opposition wr’s.
Let’s do some damage in the comments.
No joke. I would tailgate but not go into free UNM Lobos games more than half the time while I was a student there. That’s how much I couldn’t care about that team. Generally speaking, every D-1 football team in the Rocky Mountains states except maybe Colorado should be, at best, relegated to D-2 or D-3 or just not exist. As bad as the Lobos have always been, NM State is even worse.
Of all the potential Meteor Bowls, I think Texas-Texas A&M is my #1.
Time to get rambling. I am going to see a 35mm print of Jurassic Park tonight and I need a nap once I get back into stumptown
4:40:00 to go
Jawja-JawjaJackets coming down to the wire.
Here’s a three-minute fluff piece about Arch Manning, who has absolutely nothing to do wit this, but, NARRATIVE somehow!
🔫
this is my go-to reply emoji anymore
Never mind.
See you Folks in the AM for Cupcake U @ Michigan. Even money on a Michigan State Trooper Pepper spraying a Cupcake player
After all these years, we agree on something!
Jaysus, I’mma have to watch…JV BOLTMEN and New Mexico now???
Why is UNM wearing the LOLfins kit?
That’s turquoise, not teal, dammit.
What a fucking joke. Just like 2023. I hope we don’t make the playoffs with Patullo. Fire his ass.
Damn it. This had potential to be interesting
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(well, what is left of philly fans in the stands)
Eagles can’t even get Garbage Yards correctly…
SHANK’LOR says “Drive home safely!”
Goddammit finish!
The Bears are rubbing it in.*
*do not google
Just laid a hundo on Dallas to win the division.
Cursed words
Me: “This game is dumb and boring!”
Also Me: “I was this was the first of a doubleheader.”
Right?
This is just getting good.
Bonfire Cult! Matthew McConnaughy!! WHO YA GOT???