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A Feckless Union Runs Away With It’s Tail Between It’s Legs

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Can the NFLPA be more pathetic? They lost their case regarding the report cards of the teams their members belong to. The reason cited by the arbitrator was that they didn’t apply rigorous methadology and “cherry-picked” various comments here and there. There were a number of positive comments as well though. The response wasn’t “we’ll change our process and make it far more rigorous”. Nope. It was, We’ll keep doing the same thing but only share it with our members.” You’re looking at a captured union, folks. I don’t know what else to say.

Flotsam & Jetsam:

-The Fins released Tyreek as expected. I think the league’s finest locker room cancer has one more incredible year in him and then it’s a slow descent into shitty teams with shitty management looking to rescue a shitty season.

/I’ve got some things to say about Brian Flores’ case going forward in the regular court system but I’m smack dab in the middle of a chickpea stew with chicken broth/Swiss chard/spinach/pureed cannelinniii beans (spelled wrong intentionally) leeks and a small amount of carrots.

/not gonna lie-despite Horatio hating Don T and his writing, the guy’s mock draft offerings are top rate.

Get after it, slippery monkeys.

 

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Unsurprised

Den of Thieves, I repeat, Den of Thieves was a better Dumb Heat movie.

https://twitter.com/davefranklin/status/2022329576387731478#m

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Gatoraids

appreciate return of Draft season thanks horatio, had lot of nice 10 mins madden compilations and other side tracks like this clip from the street fighter/fgc commentary appropriate for valentines weekend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUtrgQqtcAE&t=67s

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blaxabbath

I like Don_T but not his writing.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“I can proudly say that I’ve never judged anyone based on that ability.” – Lea Michele

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Doktor Zymm

@yeahright
Here’s a Paris thing for you to try, from the Pierre Herme patisserie
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Brick Meathook

Lunch today: Arroz con Pollo at Versailles on Venice

There’s like half a roasted chicken under that rice. Black bean soup (which is now mysteriously not on the menu but they still have it readily available so WTF) is not shown but was consumed in an efficient manner that left no doubt who was in charge.

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blaxabbath

Yeah Right wants to know what you cook at home.

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ballsofsteelandfury

BFC, I was wearing Big Blue today.

Storm Of The Century in LA. It got as low as 60!

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Quelle horror!

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

It’s at 0c here and foggy.
Wednesday were to get 6″ of snow and another inch of freezing rain. Fun

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Yesterday we went to an Italian deli/restaurant in Burbank and a chatty guy in front of us was giving us very enthusiastic recommendations for everything they served and when we got to the end of line the cashier handed us a plate of three cannolis that the guy bought for us. Super nice thing to do. I wish all people were that nice and would just randomly buy me things, the world would be a better place.

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scotchnaut

“Successful Retired White Guy Isn’t Given Enough Free Things. Is America About To Collapse?”

-A Fox News Exclusive

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Gumbygirl

Give Rikki free stuff, you monster!

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Unsurprised

Burbank, eh? Which?

I went to a neat place in Eagle Rock, once.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Pinocchio/Monte Carlo.

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scotchnaut

/the younger boy’s girliefriend is still trying to get a handle on how we do things here

Me: “Try this, let me know what you think.”

Girlie: “Woof! So much ginger!”

Me: “Huh, ok.”

Girlie: “But I Really Like Ginger!”

Me: “But it was too much?”

Girlie: “Uh..umm. yes. BUT I REALLY LIKE THE SOUP.”

Me: “I’m just looking for your honest opinion, that’s it. If you don’t like it at all just tell me. Everyone has their preferences, it’s fine.”*

*not verbatim

/I get the notion that she doesn’t want to ruffle feathers because in her house criticism of the adults-in any form whatsoever-is frowned upon.

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SonOfSpam

Look, just take it easy on the ginger.

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SonOfSpam

-Me, letting someone borrow my Spice Girls fleshlights

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jjfozz

Julianne Moore on the set of Boogie Nights

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SonOfSpam

It’s canon that Amber Waves and her character in “Still Alice” are the same person.

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Unsurprised

Do you think it was wavy?

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Doktor Zymm

Poor kid, glad she landed with you

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BC Dick

I think she told you what she thought of it

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jjfozz

Mrs. Fozz made fish for dinner.

While I was expecting a prison riot – WE EAT MEAT CAUSE WE’RE MEN DAMMIT – it was more of a shrug of the shoulders, a bite, and then, “Is there anything else to eat?”

Luckily she made angel hair pasta and spinach sauteed in olive oil and garlic.

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Gumbygirl

Mmm angel hair pasta and spinach sauteed in olive oil and garlic. That would be delicious with…fish!

Last edited 2 months ago by Gumbygirl
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jjfozz

She used too much salt. I didn’t comment. Will drink a gallon of water tonight. Keeping the peace.

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Unsurprised

Potato will remove some of that pesky salt.

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Unsurprised

“We are a ham-feee household!

“Allahu Akhbar!”

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Hot take: crashes in speed skating have been among my favorite parts of this Olympics

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Gatoraids

me too
-D Cronenberg

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Don T

Stop trying to male fetch happen! 🤣🤣
Incidentally, S: Dennard Wilson is a helluva coach. Otherwise, fuck the Jints.

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Unsurprised

The NFLPA could have immense discipline and competence and they’re still kind of fucked because Americans would rather watch “amateurs” paid in Jerrah Bucks and exposure than see organized labor get anything approaching a fair deal.

then it’s a slow descent into shitty teams with shitty management looking to rescue a shitty season.

He just left Miami. That leaves the Jets and the Browns.

Last edited 2 months ago by Unsurprised
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Doktor Zymm

If they could be even half as good as other pro-sports unions that would be huge progress

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ballsofsteelandfury

They can’t be any good given their members only have an average career of 3.5 years. It’s all short-term thinking.

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SonOfSpam

“Yes, it’s really all about the, um, new Datsuns.”

-Trent Green, commenting on his most recent memory, a 1978 issue of Road & Track

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BugEyedBoo

Secret squirrel car!

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Unsurprised

Playing a violent game full of brain injuries doesn’t help, either.

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blaxabbath

I’d love the NFL with an NIL type setup.

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Doktor Zymm

I just had a great arrival experience at ORD. Once we got to the gate I walked directly to baggage claim where my bag arrived about 3 seconds after I did, then I walked to the Lyft pickup getting there about 30 seconds before my ride. Less than a minute of waiting time between the aircraft door opening and being on my way. I know no one cares, but I feel soooo efficient right now

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scotchnaut

A Super Villain supporting the Gig economy? Color me stunned.

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Doktor Zymm

Super Villains are much better tippers than Super Heros

Last edited 2 months ago by Doktor Zymm
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scotchnaut

I wouldn’t read too much into the most recent Washington Post survey.

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Doktor Zymm

I wasn’t planning on reading it at all, much less into it

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Horatio Cornblower

We had a draft earlier of mundane super powers and I think someone took something very like this, and with good reason.

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blaxabbath

Dang. I got hit for two hours at rental car.

Guess I’ll just buy a Lamborghini on Hawaii!

Last edited 2 months ago by blaxabbath
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I have jury duty tomorrow, so I’m fully prepared to bring justice to the world.

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Unsurprised

Just tell them you’re prejudiced against all races.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I WANT to serve on a jury, not to get an appointment in the Trump Administration.

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Gumbygirl

.

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH

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blaxabbath

3x I’ve been released after getting into it on the point of, “Well I’m the juror. I’ll take the judge’s words and the rule of law into consideration — but I’m the actual juror right? Because everyone I know who took the LSAT manages to escape this obligation so, just to confirm here, I’m the one being asked to render a verdict — not everyone making hundreds of dollars an hour on this charade.”

So I get dismissed. Let’s admit it though– lawyers like me.

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Horatio Cornblower

I am enjoying the feud between myself and Don, and I look forward to discussing it further with him the next time I go to Puerto Rico and he takes us to some ramshackle little road side restaurant that somehow has the best roast pork on the island.

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WCS

You’ll still need to go to Burger King to access the interwebz, though.

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Horatio Cornblower

I have to say, we had excellent internet access while in Old San Juan.

Although maybe I just thought that because of all the rum.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Why is the internet all wavy, like a dream sequence in a soap opera?”

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Doktor Zymm

When you use dial up instead of the normal modem noises it’ reggaeton

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Don T

El Cuñao is not ramshackle
/updates Spites excel

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Horatio Cornblower

I’ll call El Cunao whatever it wants to be called so long as I get seconds (thirds) on that pork.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

THIS GUY HORATIO CORNBLOWER I CALL HIM DEANNA FAVRE BECAUSE HE IS NOT SATISFIED WITH THE AMOUNT OF PORK HE RECEIVED.

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Horatio Cornblower

I think we got 3 lbs. I still think about that meal.

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Don T

Or we fan go to Angelito’s. Warning: no vrlvet ropes there either 😝

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Horatio Cornblower

I’m in.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

When are you going? DFOcon Boricuan edition?

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Unsurprised

That would be awesome.

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Horatio Cornblower

God willing and the creek don’t rise (and by that I mean NO HURRICANES, GOD!!!), maybe in the fall.

My work schedule sucks ass.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

*its

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scotchnaut

“*tits”

-2Pack

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