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"Factory of Sadness knows no Offseason!" – Redshirt
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Yes, as you may have heard…Sham Town had an awfully no good week. Turns out, blatant cheating IS a big deal. Who knew?
Rather than lose TV moneys, the EFL put Boro back into the tourney, and Hull are pretty salty about it. But it will be good TV (10:30, CBSSN/Paramount+) nonetheless, or at least Hippo hopes so. Because beyond that? Ain’t nothin’ going on out there.
Oh yeah, almost forgot. New Modest Mouse, and it slays.
Norway up on Sweden at the International Hockey Championships but Haaland hasn’t done shit.
Barcelona women are really really good at this futbol thing
Did Scotchy weigh in on his QB’s Trump affinity yet?
What was the first ominous sign he’d be an idiot?
1) “Jaxson”
2) Ole Miss
3) Concussions
As a Giants fan we had incredible karma in 2007 and 2011 and the payback just goes on and on and on.
It’s not his fault he was named “Jaxson”. It *is* his fault that he didn’t change it the instant he became unfuckable in the eyes of Matt Gaetz.
Not sure 15 year olds are allowed to legally change their names.
…their song “Spastica” was featured in another 90s cyber/witchcraft cult favorite, The Craft.
Yes, The Craft was definitely one of my favorite cyber/witchcraft movies.
The way those chicks used cyber to, um, do stuff? Very def.
120 Minutes Playlist Project Update: Hope Sandoval has arrived on the scene.
So Kyle Busch died from getting severe pneumonia, which his body responded to with sepsis. Holy shit. Take care of yourselves.
Jesus. Was he one of those people who did their own research, or did he just get dealt a remarkably bad hand?
Bad hand. He wasn’t a maga guy.
Yeah, and a lot of guys let a “cold” go too long before getting meds. My brother ended up with a heart issue after such a thing. Sometimes “tough it out” is not the right call.
Bad hand, I can relate.
-JPP
Don’t listen to this knowitall jerk, Rudy.
Don’t worry, MAGA folks can’t read.
Happened with Madre Weaselo but fortunately it didn’t get that far.
But they did have to zap her.
Looks like Hull’s owner is about to buy a shitload of tickets to Las Vegas.
Gotta hand it to Boro. Rare team that lost twice in a single elimination tournament.
Really committed to the bit, I guess.
Found a funny:
Colbert was on Public Access Television with some friends including Jeff Daniels & Jack White!!!
It was ROCKINGGGG!!!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7DlF5Cf4VLM&pp=ygUHQ29sYmVydA%3D%3D&ra=m
Worst Brandi Chastain impersonation ever!
Guy was a total surfboard smgdh
As a person with visual color interpretation issues this is not an easy watch.
Red and orange trend to be kind of the same color.
As a footy fan this is also not an easy watch.
Either team looking at a yoyo year if promoted.
Good to see a team we can get 6 points against next year.
I would definitely agree that whatever team here goes to the Premier next season is going to be back in the Championship in 2028, absent significant changes.
I will also say that, if your opponent is clearly playing to get to PKs, step on the gas and go for their throats in regulation. I do not understand risking promotion of the crapshoot of PKs.
My chores are done. Time to dick around on the internet.
“runs a successful global transportation business”
If ‘Your Friends & Neighbors’ as taught me anything it’s that a) Jon Hamm is one charming motherfucker, and b) Middlesborough’s owner is running guns.
Also everyone in the Hamptons sucks, but I already knew that one.
Jon Hamm is a fellow #BFIB supporter, too!
Way to burst our bubble!
Jon Hamm, John Goodman, Billy Bob Thornton. Fo shizzle!
Vs Eddie Vedder, Bill Murray etc.
Tigers fan Jack White maybe wins the conversation all by hisself
As a Yankee fan I get Rudy Giuliani, so I’m just going to step the fuck away from this conversation.
Yes, but you also get Andrew Giuliani!
Monday is a day of remembrance. It is also a solemn day in Britain:https://youtu.be/Vos4XHIvCZc?si=odphZeY35QrA1ZMw
The most gloUriously stupid way to get a concussion!
I saw a documentary on this once and for some reason I remember “broken clavicle” being the most common injury.
I love that they’re wearing costumes now!
Watching a gambling ad during halftime and it reminded me that a friend of my son’s, who’s sort of like a seconds son to us, has started playing poker. Last night I get a text about how he’s just stacking chips followed by a text that just said “FUCK” then silence.
This morning, in response to my “what did you do now” text he explains he had an Ace high flush draw so he went all in, but someone was sitting on three of a kind, which turned into a full house, so he lost all his chips.
So I’m pointing out, nicely, that he was always way behind to a much stronger hand and was at best 1 in 3 to hit his flush anyway and then it turns out he was only 3 to a flush and needed runner-runner to get there and at that point I told him he was an idiot who should stop playing cards.
This incomprehensible babble of poker language and gambling advice has been brought to you by Fan Duel.
I have a game he can come to for ‘practice’
Right? I imagine he’s quite popular on the local cash game circuit.
“Oh if it’s your first time the buy-in and rebuys are double.”
“It’s the hottest weather we’ve had at Wembley Stadium….”
So, like, 78 F?
The freaking SUN IS OUT!
Take cover everyone!
You weren’t far off! 82F!
Oh my god.
How did such pale, pasty, heat sensitive creatures ever get near the Equator, let alone create a globe-spanning empire?
British tourists in Palm Springs
Fronk’s McBurnie shout looking prescient.
He’s a monster, and they have come to really rely on him. Gets a crazy look in his eyes and just takes matches over.
Actually slept very well last night, despite the late nap. Viva sleep!
Nothing beats that combo platter, when it hits right.
How is Corbin Whittaker a Black guy playing English football and not an obnoxious 13-year-old from Darien, CT playing travel lacrosse?
The 13-yo is spelled ‘Korbbin’
Bienvenue, chez l’habitant. Canadia
GO LEAFS GO!!!
Pas ces vagins!
CBSSN is showing the UEFA Women’s Title right now, at 10:41. It’s the pre-game, to boot, not even the actual game.
I am displeased.
You can come over and watch Hippo’s stream. Just tell Wee Man to keep his oiled up fists to himself…
Turns out the insistent tugging at my socks was to tell me that we have access to Paramount+ through the cable service I pay too much for, so I created an account, (will I remember the name and password? Lord no), and am now watching the game.
Let’s go Hull!
/I vaguely remember Hull being in the Premier League when I started watching
Yep. They’ve been up briefly in the past.
Even beyond just the royal idiocy…Britain’s anthem is just weak as piss. France and the Canadia set a standard for the world.
“God Save the King” just doesn’t have the same ring as “Queen”, either.
Troy Deeny is one wide expanse of a man, isn’t he? Every feature on his body; just gigantic.
He looks like someone you’d want on your side in a bar brawl and/or during the zombie apocalypse
The biggest losers in this whole EFL-Spygate episode would appear to be the Southampton players, who I understand are now considering pursuing a lawsuit against their own management. They’ve been painted as cheaters and have been stripped of a huge opportunity when they had no idea any of this shit was happening in the first place.
I appreciate how this kerfuffle has spread awareness about what massive cunts that club and its supporters are.
The binoculars celebration was dickish but understandable, as they truly didn’t know what their club had been up to. But mocking Ayling’s stammer? I don’t want to share a locker room with a guy like that.
I was hoping for a proper riot at the final whistle. Wanted to see some blood, damn it.
I’m not sure you and Otto would get along.
Kevin Kline as Otto might be the finest role ever played.
Fuck Hamlet.
Today in Still Learnin… Fine ground coffee does NAWT work in a drip coffee maker.
Additionally, clean up after that derp Is NAWT a snap.
Take away is… When it comes to coffee Merican and Italian should remain segregated.
nods in George Wallace
I think everyone would be happy to have some separation from the ‘Mericans these days.
I have a list of Americans we should launch into space*
*and not allow back to earth in case that wasn’t obvious
Which is not to say they should not be allowed to attempt unprotected reentry.
The Bialetti coffee thing is a great Italian invention
Will stick with that.
Match is only on Paramount+, it seems. Also, I favoUr Boro b/c playing with house money. Expect tight Hull City sphincters.
Oli McBurnie is going to be a fucking crazy person out there today. I’m pulling for Middlesborough because I’m a fan of Luke Ayling since that Leeds documentary, but McBurnie is a force of nature. Harwood-Bellis making fun of his stammer in that last match is the only reason I don’t feel bad for the Southampton players in this saga, and I’m still pulling for Ayling to get back to the Prem because I love his game, but my gut says Hull City wins today.
Latvia up 3-1 on the US. Matthew Tkachuk has a sad. Aww.
A turnover by Tkachuk resulted in a 4th goal. This is delicious.
Uh oh, boys and girl, I think I have the dreaded man cold. Pray for BFC.
Prayer Vigil signups on Slack!
Remember to hydrate.
If they made an opium-infused Pedialye, that would be Hippo’s ultimate elixir for all that ails one.
“infused” /dies
Yeah, I can just see it in my mind’s eye. Right on that shelf directly over the stove, between the garlic and rosemary infused olive oils is a cruet 3/4 full of oil with 4 or 5 pills floating in it.
PRAYER WARRIORS REPORTING FOR DUTY!
Oh no, poor baby!
[Poor great big whining man-baby]
Not beating that accusation
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