Request Line: Fields of Grass

INT. MESSOB RESTAURANT – DAY

The PRODUCER is seated at a table in an Ethiopian restaurant on Fairfax Avenue sipping some yellow concoction in a round flask. The PRODUCER’s cellphone is face-up on the bar, revealing an open line to DJ 3000′. The Australia-Egypt tilt is playing on a television behind the bar. 

PRODUCER: Man, I sure hope one of these African sides can make it through to the round of sixteen.

DJ 3000′ [O/S]: YEAH, I HAD THE WAYMO BRING YOU HERE BECAUSE I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU COULD BRING THEM A LITTLE LUCK.

PRODUCER: And not for any other nefarious reason?

DJ 3000′ [O/S]: ALSO I FIGURED YOU MIGHT STILL BE HUNGRY.

PRODUCER: I don’t think, so, I’m still stuffed from…

The PRODUCER trails off and his nostrils flare as a server walks past him carrying a platter that includes Doro Wot, Misir Wot, Gomen, and other Ethiopian delights and he inhales the aroma.

PRODUCER: On second thought, what’s the Ethiopian expression for “third consecutive meal”?

DJ 3000′ [O/S]: IT SEEMS UNLIKELY THAT THEIR CULTURE WOULD HAVE SUCH AN EXPRESSION.

PRODUCER: Oh, right. The famine. It’s crazy to have so many people living in a desert like that, almost as absurd as Phoenix.

DJ 3000′ [O/S]: THE FAMINE WASN’T ENTIRELY DRIVEN BY THE DROUGHT, CIVIL UNREST ISSUES WERE A MAJOR FACTOR AS WELL.  AND ETHIOPIA HAS A MUCH MORE DIVERSE CLIMATE THAN PEOPLE REALIZE.  A LOT OF THE COUNTRY IS QUITE GREEN.

PRODUCER: I guess that explains why their cuisine consists of more than just cactus and sand and lizard meat.

DJ 3000′ [O/S]: YEAH IT’S NO ZIMBABWE BUT THERE’S PLENTY OF ARABLE LAND THERE.

PRODUCER: [glances at TV] Speaking of green, it’s interesting to see real grass at Dallas Stadium.  Jerry Jones must have pitched a fit.

DJ 3000′ [O/S]: YES, IT WAS QUITE AN ENDEAVOR TO INSTALL IT.  ACTUALLY, THIS CONVERSATION GIVES ME AN IDEA FOR TODAY’S EDITION OF REQUEST LINE.

PRODUCER: Do share.

DJ 3000′ [O/S]: I THOUGHT WE COULD DO “FIELDS”. SONGS ABOUT FIELDS, GRASS, MEADOWS, PASTURES, ET CETERA.

PRODUCER: Fine by me.  Sounds like a tough topic though.  Loose rules?

DJ 3000′ [O/S]: THE LOOSEST. MAKES YOUR SISTER MELISSA LOOK LIKE SHE GREW UP IN A CONVENT.

PRODUCER: Hey, did you just…

DJ 3000′ [O/S]: …I’LL GET US ROLLING WITH ONE FROM BIG HEAD TODD AND THE MONSTERS.

Today’s theme is “fields”.  We’re looking for songs about fields, meadows, grass, etc.  Feel free to roll with band names and album names and even reach deep into the lyrics if you need to.  Please post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e(5T4cY” and they should embed in the comments after you refresh.  Last week’s puzzle answer of “Monkey to Man” by Elvis Costello and the Impostors was nabbed by Doktor Zymm.  Enjoy the games today folks, and once again please feel welcome to use today’s post as an open thread to comment on the games as well. 

 

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scotchnaut

Was someone from Capo Verde just shit-talking Messi while walking off the field?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gCjJC_INNE&list=RD8gCjJC_INNE&start_radio=1

BrettFavresColonoscopy
scotchnaut

Argentine fans going bananas-their team having scored against a country that doesn’t have a rail transit system.

SonOfSpam

Smart actually, since the entire country will be Atlantis Junior in 20 years.

scotchnaut

If Miami goes under first, I’m all in.

scotchnaut

I think he might have a few more WC’s left in him.

Bogdanski

“https://youtu.be/h8Nsq2zMyyM?is=Cdfx0Av8JJLRagci”

Bogdanski

Helicopter, elves, air force, Jupiter, FBI. It’s the cognitive test Trump needs to take

Don T

Joan Manuel Serrat – Tu nombre me sabe a hierba. Bonus: time capsule of 60s Franco style
https://youtu.be/kOiSD4sDU-M?is=1DJAZt528LPgE0lx

SonOfSpam

Not sure what this song is about

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlO3PrDemhM

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scotchnaut

Song Tidbit:

This tune was originally called “Hay Joe” and was about a farmer shooting down someone at the DMV because his corn subsidy cheque was late and he couldn’t differentiate between government offices because, ‘their all the same’. Hendrix’ manager nixed that and insisted it be about violence against women because that would be more palatable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biguQQBpHjY&list=RDbiguQQBpHjY&start_radio=1

Doktor Zymm

Did y’all know that trains don’t work in the heat? Apparently not! I was supposed to Amtrak down from NY Penn to Philly, but after 90 min of rolling delays I bailed for a bus and got the hell out of there before the Tay-Tay wedding crowd rolled in. Now I’m in Philly and the train is still back at Trenton, and even with taking a limo from the train station to the bus station it’s still $30 cheaper. I am full on gloating to myself right now.

WCS

30th Street Station?

WCS

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scotchnaut

Karl Wallinger, after he left The Waterboys really let his “I Care About The Environment-ALOT” attitude shine. Fields are referenced in this tune.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh9WEzkKyXY&list=RDxh9WEzkKyXY&start_radio=1

scotchnaut
SonOfSpam

Aussie manager switching GKs for the shootout? I feel like this is a mistake, but LET’S WATCH!

yeah right

Woof.

SonOfSpam

Dude moved early on every shot. Salah just hit a lob up the middle.

yeah right

Brilliant strike.
The goalie always jumps left or right.

ballsofsteelandfury

I thought it was a mistake too.

The new goalie didn’t do shit.

scotchnaut

King: “What are you doing?”

Photo Asst: “Putting Gorilla Glue on your baby hands so that you can grip the ball.”

King: “You must do this all the time for these shoots.”

Photo Asst: “Honestly, I can’t remember the last time.”

King: [later on] “The assistant to the photographer told me I had unique hands!”

ballsofsteelandfury

Rikki trying to see how many minuses he can harvest in a week…

DJ TAJ

Satan says he loves this band as do I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNs9f9Rl2lQ

scotchnaut

Getting text machine-gunned by a fella that has 2(!) slightly bruised cantaloupes of the 15 he ordered. You are 4 hours away, what do you expect me to do?

SonOfSpam

“I don’t have any more cantaloupes, but I have a few canthaveabigweddinginachurches, also fuck off”

SonOfSpam

May have posted this song last week, but not the “somewhere in Netherlands” version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXX1nPF1u1s&pp=ygUuc3QuIHBhdWwgYW5kIHRoZSBicm9rZW4gYm9uZXMgZ3Jhc3MgaXMgZ3JlZW5lcg%3D%3D

SonOfSpam

(guy whose identity is knowing deep cuts) “Ooh, this is their best song”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJ8gue5xBr0&pp=ygUWcmVtIHdlc3Qgb2YgdGhlIGZpZWxkcw%3D%3D

DJ TAJ

I asked Jesus and he said that this is very favorite band, cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0abR4eWGP8

SonOfSpam
SonOfSpam

“What, are you just doing obscure songs from well-known bands?”

It’s my day off, I can do what I want.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFzB1hmj9W8&pp=ygUYd2VlemVyIGFjcm9zcyB0aGUgbWVhZG93

SonOfSpam

One of their most famous songs

(puts finger to ear)

My producer is telling me I’m very wrong about this, but I doubt it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DAdWcsM7Po&pp=ygUfcGluayBmbG95ZCBncmFudGNoZXN0ZXIgbWVhZG93c9IHCQlMCwGHKiGM7w%3D%3D

SonOfSpam
scotchnaut
DJ TAJ
scotchnaut

Would dearly love for the Skippyroos to win this.

scotchnaut

“Into The Cornfields” by Colin HAY!? Enjoy your battle for 2nd place, everyone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbFjLm7fmqk&list=RDWbFjLm7fmqk&start_radio=1

SonOfSpam

I like that this song was supposed to be part of another concept album/rock opera and the band was like fuck it, we’ll put it on the best album ever instead.

Horatio Cornblower

And then Pete Townsend looked up child porn.

scotchnaut

This is one of those ‘spoken word’ tunes-it’s quite long and it’s by David Tong and The Pedantics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNVQfWC_evg

Gumbygirl

This is weird, but I’m watching a video on Youtube, and the girl just said, like not even five minutes ago,that she thinks they should dig up OJ and put his corpse on trial, like they did to Oliver Cromwell and a few popes back in the olden days.

Brick Meathook

Fields are definitely mentioned here:

https://youtu.be/oLttGfxGoSY

scotchnaut

I was, ‘there’s a band that I used to listen to before basketball games that got me pumped up’. Oh yeah, took me long enough with ‘pump’ right there in title.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDstq54H4yc&list=RDdDstq54H4yc&start_radio=1

Gumbygirl

Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
https://youtu.be/Rbm6GXllBiw?is=kcZABtqWDojr6u0v

scotchnaut

Today in cringey and unintentional comedy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-t6wU6c9ePo

scotchnaut

[starts looking for tunes that have ‘fescue’ in the title]

“Ah there it is-‘Emotional Fescue’ by the Stones!”

scotchnaut

I just started listening to this band. They’re super groovy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtUH9z_Oey8&list=RDHtUH9z_Oey8&start_radio=1

scotchnaut

“This goes out to my Cali homies in anticipation of forest fire season!”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zknh3aTAiB4&list=RDzknh3aTAiB4&start_radio=1

yeah right

Love this live performance.

Excellent choice, Scotchy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19eti8Lf2Zo&list=RD19eti8Lf2Zo&start_radio=1

scotchnaut

Can I be just another in a long line saying that ‘Skylarking’ was a phenomenal album? Ok, I will.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyvgFFAzwzA&list=RDnyvgFFAzwzA&start_radio=1

Gumbygirl

Puzzle song!

Bogdanski

Good job, first time I actually figured out the clue, just couldn’t think of a song. But now I’m listening to XTC so that’s good

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Ok but tell me this version isn’t so much better

https://youtu.be/9UVjjcOUJLE?is=Fn2bptgG3oraYpEs

yeah right

Saw them perform this song live at least 4 times.

Each time with the complimentary 30 minute lead guitar assault.

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