Not one but two tilters tonight mes amis. For non-fans of these teams this might be a bit difficult but I’m going to give it a try. But let’s take a look around the league and see what’s going on.
Tidbits:
-Corey Davis, in what some would call a fit of sanity, has decided to ‘walk away’ from the game at 28. We see this happen more and more. I didn’t really see many details/explanations but some folks just value their health, mental and/or physical. Over The Cap tells me he’s earned just over 52 million in six years and I think he just wants to spend some quality time with his money.
-Jeudy, Jeudy, Jeudy: They say it’s but a hammy thingy but he was carted off the field. All I know is that wr’s and damaged hamstrings do not a good match make. It seems as though every wideout that has a hammy inevitably reinjures it. Good luck.
-Isiah Simmons, the ‘do everything’ defensive piece that scouts were drooling over back in 2020 has been sent to the Giants for a bakers dozen of doughnuts. (a 7th rounder) I guess he made some demands as to what position he should play and then messed up on the field last week, allowing two TD’s to be scored.
-In Your Face!: Sam Darnold has won the backup qb spot for the Niners. [cue Redemption Arc music please…]
To The Games!
Steelers/Falcons:
-No starters are playing for ATL so we don’t even get another quick peek at Bijan. Guh!
-Pitt has been mentioned as being in the running for the Trey Lance, uh, what’s opposite or adjacent to ‘sweepstakes’? GM Lynch says he’s not going anywhere but can you trust the word of a man that traded three(!) first round picks away so that he could draft Trey Lance?
-What to look for? Atlanta has been penalized up the wazoo this preseason so maybe cheer for less whistles? Jeebuz.
Colts/Eagles:
-The most exciting thing regarding Indy is JT shopping his wares around the league, trying to secure a deal before Tuesday.
-It’s just a matter of time before Irsay says another dumb, petulant thing and makes things worse than they are.
-Tuesday is also Drop Dead Day for over 1,000 players eager to make a living destroying their bodies. That dream will die or perhaps be resuscitated on the waiver wire or on a practice squad.
Comments welcome down below.
Goooooooood mornin’
Vietn..DFOstan. How’re you all feeling this fine-arse day. (It’s weird, when I’m in such a fine mood, but then again – it’s not everyday I’ve got reason to be, lol)And what has you so happy today? Got a line on a slightly used, but still in good shape BMPT Terminator to add to the collection?
Godno.. Firstly, if I could get one (and thanks to us in the EU backing the Ukries, it’s not an option for awhile) – I’d rather call my guy at UVZ and just get a quote for a “non-combat capable” (hehehe, as if I can’t find unplugged autocannon barrels to remedy that) new-build export model. Secondly, if we have to get technical, what the Russians are using to good effect’s the T-90-based Terminator 3 (I won’t bore the DFOers with the differences). Thirdly – the smart (well, as long as one can call buying “surplus” military gear smart) money is in the shit we’re sending to Ukraine, since the Ukries (God bless their corrupt little quartermasters/state bureaucracy) are selling all kind of neat stuff via the Baltics or Moldova on the cheap like 10k for a working M113A2, 25-30k for an M109 variant, slightly more for rarer shit like engineer vehicles)
Nah, I’m in a really fine mood, because I managed to close the last of my short positions with a rather decent profit, plus (more importantly), I got a pristine set of first edition Japanese CDs from Maiden, Purple (and their related bands like Rainbow and Whitesnake) and the like with absolutely no shipping damage or blemishes (that I’m now happily ripping to FLACs). And the cherry on top is that a buddy of mine is shipping me a M-105PF engine block from a Yak-9 that belly landed during the Kursk battle, with copies of the plane’s combat history and with info on the pilot, which means that my project got upgraded from a “replica” to a rebuild 🙂
I am still trying to process that the Qards just traded a no-doubt very early 5th round pick for #ThePauls’ waiver wire fodder, 3rd string quartered back.
Then again, Blax been trying to tell us, Mike Bidwill’s sexuality aside.
He has no eyebrow, which lowers overall wind resistance. The Qards are savvy.
I am nowhere near Brick standards on these. Note the finger framing. And you always note these things when your subject matter is now 150 miles away therfore no chance at a reshoot. And of course… this is the one picture that I took… that Wifey did not… and the only one she’s expressed interest in. Life in microcosm.
That’s beautiful!
Wifey does have great taste.
4th and 2 and the Iggles decide to go in shotgun formation and run a draw. Terrible.
Iggles with the interception. I’m kind of surprised it wasn’t a pick 6
I can do better than this. MUCH better. But you have to ask me first. Thank you and God bless America.
Make him look like the sultriest lot lizard. PURTY PLEASE.
/then, let’s go raid a pharmaceutical warehouse, bet George can get us some intel
I posted this specifically to challenge you to do better. So, pretty please?
I love that they didn’t photoshop the ginourmous suit.And is he wearing a red tie or did someone stab him in the throat with garden shears? I know which one I’d vote for!
George A., age 77
Ex-Marine and awesome guy
Arlington, Virginia
8/24/23
Dont tell him I voted No on Proposition 23
He didn’t ask what you thought.
They should give Fatty McGoo prison clothing in sizes appropriate for 215. Let him walk around the yard with his milkshake and love handles hanging out.
Look who regained consciousness!
-ish
In future news, here’s a peak at the Court Transcripts (Artistic Interpretation):
Liar Liar-weight 105, yeah in your bra! – YouTube
So, we’re all calling bullshit on Trump ‘s 215lbs claims, right?
Of course. I’m just trying to think of a good joke
I see Trump is going for the sympathy vote from the jury by feigning dyslexia.
If he claimed he caught a 215 pound clam it woulb be more believable
Alternative weight/gravity
I’d have thought it would go without saying.
Good lord I just saw the height and weight of trump.
My dad is 6’3 and 315 he’s got that classic offensive tackle build and it’s only been in the last few years the doctors have been on him about his weight because he’s broad shouldered.
I was expecting trump to say he’s like 250, you know in “it’s more believable if you give yourself a “b” type situation. But fucking 215?
Finally put the kids down, so no more of them hijacking the tv. How’s the game so far?
stillers gahntah superbowl!
…and win it if the Falcons backups win the NFC, which is a distinct possibility this year.
(types “I see Mason Rudolph is playing himself out of a job.”)
(imagines Bengals signing Rudolph to start Week 1)
(frantically deletes comment)
(reaches for Bible and liquor)
Everyone Said The Same Thing After Donald Trump’s Height, Weight Were Released (msn.com)
Hey the way I see it we’re only in this mess because so many people got too comfortable not calling out lies
If I’m the prosecution, I’m bringing in a scale as Exhibit A to show he’s a compulsive liar whose afraid to show weakness or flaws. He opened the door.
There’s so much for Hippo tonight, and he’s passed out in the hallway closet.
Hopefully he’ll come out of the closet soon.
It’s an important event. Give him time.
Oh he has all our support*
*except financial
We’re just trying to get him to Vegas!
Are all the batman costumes in the house accounted for?
Jerry Jeudy out for a few weeks at least
/disturbance in the haze at the Fortress of Pillatude
So he’ll be Jeudy in Disguise for a chunk of the season. Sucks.
Better than Calfless Joe Burrow.
Fantasy name!
Piping hot hubris! Get your hubris here!
His eyes are red. I bet he cried, the fucking pussy. He bleached the fuck out of that critter on his head, probably while he was wearing it.
Can I get that with copious amounts of ketchup?
Long as you don’t mind scraping it off the wall.
“Got any smokes?”
Trump’s eyebrows suggest to me that he has far more important business on Dune.
I haven’t read Dune in a while, there were reta….uh, I mean “differently abled” Mentats?
I know he was going for Proud Defiance but it came out as Brat Getting Grounded.
Whiny Toddler, very in character.
.
https://twitter.com/straw_jay/status/1694880159910764853
I guess “election subversion” is better than “meddling” but I don’t understand why they don’t call it what it’s been charged as – racketeering. Even simple “fraud” would be fine.
Going to a concert tonight. SOON. Here’s a hint.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xxgRUyzgs0&pp=ygUhbGl2aW5nIGNvbG91ciBjdWx0IG9mIHBlcnNvbmFsaXR5
Have fun!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hK5w0_rqfvE
SIL is seeing Dave Matthews tonight. I’m babysitting her dog. I think I got the better deal, the doggo is awesome and I cannot stand his voice. Nails on a chalkboard for me, sorry!
I think he’s…ok, but his fanbase is annoying. Very cure-like.
The Cult?
I know the 28-3ers are liquid ass, but this is still quite enjoyable.
re: trey lance…the mitch trubisky trade-up-and-draft is still a disaster, but at LEAST he started for the team that drafted him AND made two playoff berths!
if ours were a true justice system kyle shanahan would be fired tomorrow exactly at 3:28pm
Yeah, Niners coaching staff regarding Lance was wait for it, wait for it, wait for it…
Wow. Bray Wyatt died.
You’re surprised that a wrestler died young?
No. But I always am when it happens.
Pittsburgh
W. Eugene Smith, 1955
That middle one is what I remember when I was little. We lived in West Homestead, the mills were not far away.
at 6’3″ 215 lbs. trump is justin fields, but a dozen pounds lighter
chicago is already making fields fat
Derek Carr is listed as 6’3″ 218 lbs.
Rikki’s man crush putting things into perspective.
Fatass emo.
That boy can rock a smoky eye.
Why the hell would the Steelers be interested in Trey Lance? They are set at QB.
It seems people make up shit just to make up shit.
People spreading rumors? On the internet?!
At least make it something believable!
I’m not hating what I’m seeing, but it’s way too early to be counting all of our eggs in one basket. I will predict that Calvin Austin is going to bust one open verra soon. He is fun to watch!
Trump’s weight is showing on the courthouse site as 215 lbs.
So they just ask, they don’t weigh you.
Lolololol.
His adult diaper weighs 35 pounds! I smell shenanigans. And some other aromas…
Add 100 to that. At least.
Someone tweeted that Obama should demand Trump’s Official Girth Certificate.
I’m guessing 52″ waist.
stillers gahntah superb owl
Settle down, Beavis..
Hey everyone!
Quick reminder, our suicide league is up and running. Join in the festivities won’t you?
https://fantasy.espn.com/games/nfl-eliminator-challenge-2023/group?id=92e73e7b-f3a8-3b70-bbf5-908ac8d68372
I’m pretty sure this involves math. I’m done mathing. But you kids have fun storming the castle!
Suicide league? Hmmm, my pick is Iggy Pop early September 2025.
/what?
No chance. Iggy has a Lust for Life.
But he wants to be your dog. How is he going to do that given each of your timelines?
/the solution? You know
//reincarnation is a given here
https://www.reddit.com/r/IASIP/comments/1603rqv/did_you_know_that_pittsburgh_is_in_pennsylvania/
Always Sunny Reddit is stealing Hippo’s shit.
This may be the best day of my life now. CHARLIE AND HIPPO CAN BE PALZ