Looking forward to today. Well, aside from that whole ‘watch the Giants collapse in a new and different way’ thing. Unlike yesterday’s college offerings (some late games excluded) the NFL slate promises to be good. AND we’ve got a five game [faints] late slate that is a banger.
To The Games!
Chargers/Steelers:
With two games below 150 passing yards Herbert has doubled his career total of that number to date. Harbaugh The QB Killer? Dobbins has had plenty of success vs the Steelers, averaging 6.9 ypc against them. Can Fields sorta kinda guide Pitt to a win again? Don’t doubt The Voodoo.
Texans/Vikes:
Stroud to this point in his career has 43 completions of 25+ yards-he’s a remarkably accurate downfield thrower. Nico has been the prime beneficiary, averaging about 106 yards over his last eight games. Of course they gave old man Mixon too much work out of the gate and he’s doubtful so Cam Akers has risen out of the grave of his dead career. Sam Darnold is my $1 QB in Math Hard! league and I’d pay three times that for him today.
Eagles/Saints:
Who’d a thought this tilt would be almost necessary viewing? New Orleans ability to put points on the board has taken everyone by surprise, even Saints fans. Well, except for all those that are saying, “I told you so”. Shaheed continues to blow the top off defenses and Carr has yet to revert to his boring checkdown self. Is there something special in the beignets down there? Philly has their hands full given that their best weapon Brown is still unavailable.
Broncs/Bucs:
Chicks dig the long ball (timely reference!) but not Bo Nix’s-he’s 6 of 24 with 3 INT’s on downfield throws so far which is worse than the since-pulled Bryce Young. Baker has continued to play well but he has favored Godwin who is having a resurgence. Meanwhile on the other side Evans has now gone 7 straight games without 100 yards.
Packers/Titans:
For some reason (Love being out) Lafleur decided to give the rock to Jacobs 32(!) times last week. Sure fantasy owners were happy with that 151 total but that’s just silly. Love was limited in practice so I’m guessing he’s a game-timer? The Titans have the league’s best overall defense and are winless-Levis has to show more.
Giants/Browns:
The .500 Browns look to get on the winning side of things against a NY team that just can’t get everything right at the same time. Last week when the offense finally was sniffing at competency, roster management negated it. Wait. Is this a trap game for Cleveland? Nah.
Bears/Colts:
Boy howdy Chicago’s O is disgusting. They average three yards per play which hasn’t been equaled since way back in 2006. Caleb is a dump down artiste right now-that’s usually the case when a rook qb can’t process defensive looks fast enough. That should improve, it has to improve. Perhaps there should be some emphasis on the ground game given that Indy has given up 474 yards so far.
Now it’s all you.
Derek Carr is back
Whoa! An actual game? Hi iggles!
Saints defense, it’s 2024, how the fuck you doing that on mesh in 2024?
Who am I losing to here? Is that Beef Reefer with the Shibas?
-raises hand-
I think you’re gonna get it, TBH.
The Giants are going to blow this, aren’t they?
Oh fox…big25 will never matter. Stop it
Eagles are going to fucking lose again due to Sirianni’s fear of fg’s
(except when he tries from 60 up ONE point)
The Standard Remains The Standard
Holy crow, 3-0.
caleb williams, finally good at football
bears coaching staff, not
lol
Took until Week Three, but the New Jersey Gints have finally managed to outscore Chris Boswell.
Fuck off, Hashtag Pawls.
“Oh, yeah. They’re the Giants.” – multiple
Woooooooo Steelers!
3-0! Just like everyone predicted!
How did the Saints put up like 80 points on the Cowboys but only 6 on the Eagles?
/femur drum kit collapses
uh oh why is Heinicke in? Is Heinicke in? The CBS commentators called him both Herbert and Heinicke
Heinicke is in. Herbert hurt his ankle.
Herbert hurts hock, Heinicke helps Harbaugh’s host.
Bears OC was caught shaking while calling plays.
So that’s two breakdowns in two weeks.
A Very Special Injury!
Premature explosions? Look Tennessee, I watch fitbal to escape the failures of my youth
Lay off them! It’s been a long week!
Finally!!!
died bird in new orleans
Greg William’s Bounty paid out.
“Everybody Hurts?”
-REM, looking for an update
Devonta Smith in blue tent
Ah.
caitlin clark, save my fucking sunday
She has been fun as shit to watch. Even that youtube channel, awful coaching, sings her praises.
And he rages about everything.
…and immediately gets poked in the eye
“Sunday, Fucking Sunday” is my favorite U2 song from the “We Sweared A Fucking Bunch Remix” album.
Went on a date on Friday. A coworker and his wife hooked me up. I was honestly kind of struggling following what my date was talking about half the time.
I figured out half way through the date that she was not born yet when 911 happened. I have no idea what those two were thinking. I was worried at had a teenager in a bar.
I’m 44. My coworker knows this. I haven’t asked a date if they lived with their parents since I was in the military. It was insanely weird.
I have heard about the current dating scene and, Morrigan forbid, if anything happens to my wife. I will move back to the mountains and just become a RL hermit, but stay online.
But much luck to you man.
Was it a good date though?
Yeah, there are weirdo perverts out there, but you didn’t look for a date that young.
She is a medical student. Nice kid but i can’t imagine being in a relationship with someone that I have to explain all my references and jokes constantly.
“Don’t blow those candles off your birthday cake the same way that Kennedy’s head was blown off in Dallas. Amirite?” [awkward silence…]
Can’t we go one week without someone having a breakdown on the field?
https://dailysnark.com/2024/09/22/fox-cameras-catch-bears-oc-shane-waldron-shaking-as-he-was-nervous-calling-plays-vs-colts/?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR3IZOWNcjJf-RQaEsBBdq9B1CVfl27vBma5miN7wf57xSOXhGWpafpxExg_aem_afAJh9CWaSZ2Q8rc4qyU8A
I was under the impression the 500’s were the Texas team that didn’t suck?
But soft! What fuckery through yon early window breaks?
Tis incompetence, and the names be plenty
Philly fucking up every “little thing” humanly possible.
I always love it when I get commercials for chains that are literally a state away.
Like what is the fucking point?
Agreed. Sonic (which, garbage) appears here all the time
You travel right? I think they sometimes do it for name recognition when you drive through, like “I’ve seen the commercials, you want to stop and see if the place is good”.
Ayo and I are having a battle of who could win with maybe 70 pts?
Both my squadrons are Stroud-led, so not going to even look.
The battle of the soon to be relegated!
blax and I did that last week. He won.
I’m not even sure Dimebag can ha’penny (h/t, Dok Zymm) this one up
Herbert ded. Again.
#ThePauls, Pauling to NEW heights!!
Don’t you mean new lows?
why are the vikes doing the opposite of tanking
Calvarying?
Mike Vrabel
I can’t get the Browns game where I’m at.
That is probably for the best….
neither can the browns
Nobody gets the Browns.
I have not seen Tits get plowed like that since Christy Canyon’s first titty fuck.
Ahh mammeries…
Scary times for innocent bystanders just wanting a Whopper (en espanol) at the Magick Burger King…
Welp. The tits are deflated and drooped
andrew luck curse, baby
Matlock is a woman now? Well fuck you I’m voting Trump now!
Matlock don’t need no genders! I don’t even care that Vance is an emo cutter!
MAGA!
Doktor Zymm watching this Eagles-Saints game (artist’s conception):
Packers Slamming the Tits to the turf
Lesser footy is funny because there are good draws and bad draws. Arsenal went from having a good draw to a draw that felt like a loss
Fulhamish.
Nabers needs to stop immediately
Jim Nabors? Goll-ee!
Liberace does not agree.
Is Broncos RB Javonte Williams still a decent start for Fantasy rest of the season? 🏈
21-7, NY Giants, as everyone expected.
Holee Kumquats, it was a trap game.
The NFL knew my heart needed a break from all the pounding it did during the Man City – Arsenal tilt earlier so it graced me with this 3-0 Eagles-Saints lullaby.
if anthony richardson was a competent quarterback the clots would be winning at the half 21-0
but my theory of the andrew luck curse is even being proven right in a game they’re gonna win easily
Luck is what Irsay calls finding a hidden briefcase
Full hidden briefcase….
Is it weird that I’m drinking with 2 of my ex’s?
Only if you weren’t dating them both at the same time and this is their first time finding out about each other.
They were roommates, I had a thing with one, she introduced me to her roommate and then I dated her for years.
Spousal unit says, “Yes.”
If you wanted to mark the spot, who the hell else would you drink with?