Mandatorium Eve JV NFL Goodness

Do NOT forget!   Report to the Clubhouse by 9:30a EST tomorrow. or serious imaginary consequences shall ensue.

Florida (+15.5) at Tennessee (7:00, ESPN)

It seems like 15+ years since this game actually meant something, other than to demonstrate the fashion risk of the coloUr orange.

tOSU (-3) at Oregon (7:30, NBC)

Will this one be Quackers?  Can Hippo really force himself to actively root for Phil Knight U?  Will Redshirt get out of caretaker duties by having a stroke tonight?  TUNE IN AND SEE!

Ole Miss (-3.5) v. LSU (7:30, ABC)

I suspect no two coaches in any conference dislike one another MOAR than Johhny Reb’s Kiffin and faux-Cajun Brian Kelly.  Generally speaking, I’d take the quicker, leaner, and meaner Kiffin in a fight, but anything can happen if Kelly manages to sit on top of his foe.  Plus, you know…he has a body count.

Vanderbilt (+13.5) at Kenfucky (7:45, SECN)

Fresh off the Upset of the Deacde…Vandy are two TD dogs against a team that seemingly averages less than 14 points a (non-cupcake) game.  Life comes at ya fast sometimes.

Iowa State (-3) at West By God Virginia (8:00, Fox)

Trap game alert!  I’d take the Cousinfucker moneyline all day here.  Imagine how crunk that Morganhole crowd will be for such a late start.  Cornpone State is positioned much like Original Recipe Big Love, but without the plural marriage aspect.

Unded Bill Snyders (-4.5) at Colorado (10:15, ESPN)

Like leaving a package of discounted hamburger meat in your car trunk, it’s pretty amazing how quickly Coach Prime’s act started to stank.  He’s got one foot/two toes out the door already in Boulder, and it will be funny to see how putrid they become in his aftermath.  Only Tweaker Fixture of any potential quality, so early to bed for MANDATORY DUTY is a definite possibility here.