tWBS Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 6)

Hey. Busy?

It can wait.

Week 6 of tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football is over. Shall we take a look at the standings?

No, you don’t have a choice. Freewill? **Scoffs**

Let’s look first at Freezer Vodka League:

There’s a four way battle atop the standings between Musical War Propheteers, Lowratio’s Couch Fetish, Sofa Loren and JD’s Chesterfield Dreams, all with 5-1 records.  No undefeated teams remain in the FVL. But don’t start savoring that shitty vodka and Big Turk just yet, there’s still a lot of imaginary football to be played.

Currently dancing in the Relegation Zone we have Dead Hobos, Free Thursday Night Points, Big Bag of Suck, and The Schlitzstains, all with 1-5 records. Unnatural Gas sits at the Darnold end of the spectrum with a record of 0-6.

Remember, bottom four in Freezer Vodka have the dubious honor of relegation to Lowratio League!

Speaking of everyone’s favorite Sex Dwarf, its a short hop over a really low ottoman to Lowratio League’s standings.

Duke’s Chicago Waffles maintains their iron grip on the top spot in the league at 6-0, the only remaining undefeated squadoo. Gumbygirl’s Felonious Monks is within striking distance at 5-1 with Dick’s Sweet Candy Asses, War and Peace, and Rod Rust never sleeps all with 4-2 records and tussling for the last two promotion spots.

And like the OceanGate Titan, we have A&H’s Used Vape Cartridge sitting at 0-6. Welp, nowhere to go but up, right?

**crickets chirp**

Well, okay then.

Reminder: the top 4 in LL get the coveted promotion to FVL next season. Who makes it? Who misses out? What should the championship prize for Lowratio League even be?

Until next time!