Another long day in the books and more than likely two more losses in fantasy. It’s been great.
To The Game!
Lions/Texans:
-Detroit looks like they can beat anyone, including this up-and-coming squad full of young talent.
-You knew Stroud couldn’t possibly play as well as he did last year but the regression hasn’t been that bad. Plus, the offense seems like a different sort of animal when Nico is on the field. He should be back soon.
-As for now, Tank is the #1 wr and I think he can handle that well over the short term. Too bad neither Metchie or Hutchinson has stepped up.
-Let’s hope for a high-scoring tilt to end off the day’s festivities.
I’m out.
dammit, can we get one stop!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DztOU9e1gg
Nice Witnessing by Bates, but based on that logic, there is one immutable truth:
God hates Texans.
Possibly, but perhaps Texans just hate themselves. They keep electing Ted Cruz and Greg Abbott, and kept Tom DeLay in office for decades after all.
Next time ne misses a kick remind him how much he hates Jesus
Biggest failure by Texans having an obvious advantage since ERCOT
Wow, what a way to lose a game. It’s a good thing the “Texans” are imaginary.
It’d be cool to see this become a Stillers/Cowboys Superb Owl rivalry, but as you astutely point out, “Texans” are as real as Princess Zelda, the moon being made of cheese, and Lea Michele’s literacy.
Hey! Zelda is real! Its not called “The Theory of Zelda”!
This is such a funny post! +1
— Lea Michele
MASTER BATES!
I was just about to rip the Lions apart with their play calling, but then they just did that
Keep it in the drafts, there’s still time.
That missed call on a Do-Or-Die Play looks oddly familiar.
Did they decide that each team was only going to play one half or something?
More Shanks for the Shank God
PRAISE BELOVED SHANK’LOR
NAILED IT!
— B. Walsh