Last Call For the Most Interesting of Them All! An Open Thread

Another long day in the books and more than likely two more losses in fantasy. It’s been great.

To The Game!

Lions/Texans:

-Detroit looks like they can beat anyone, including this up-and-coming squad full of young talent.

-You knew Stroud couldn’t possibly play as well as he did last year but the regression hasn’t been that bad. Plus, the offense seems like a different sort of animal when Nico is on the field. He should be back soon.

-As for now, Tank is the #1 wr and I think he can handle that well over the short term. Too bad neither Metchie or Hutchinson has stepped up.

-Let’s hope for a high-scoring tilt to end off the day’s festivities.

I’m out.

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yeah right

dammit, can we get one stop!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DztOU9e1gg

Redshirt

Nice Witnessing by Bates, but based on that logic, there is one immutable truth:

God hates Texans.

WCS

Possibly, but perhaps Texans just hate themselves. They keep electing Ted Cruz and Greg Abbott, and kept Tom DeLay in office for decades after all.

Brick Meathook

Next time ne misses a kick remind him how much he hates Jesus

Gatoraids

Biggest failure by Texans having an obvious advantage since ERCOT

ballsofsteelandfury

Wow, what a way to lose a game. It’s a good thing the “Texans” are imaginary.

WCS

It’d be cool to see this become a Stillers/Cowboys Superb Owl rivalry, but as you astutely point out, “Texans” are as real as Princess Zelda, the moon being made of cheese, and Lea Michele’s literacy.

Redshirt

Hey! Zelda is real! Its not called “The Theory of Zelda”!

Mr. Ayo

This is such a funny post! +1

— Lea Michele

Mr. Ayo

MASTER BATES!

Wakezilla

I was just about to rip the Lions apart with their play calling, but then they just did that

Mr. Ayo

Keep it in the drafts, there’s still time.

Redshirt

That missed call on a Do-Or-Die Play looks oddly familiar.

Doktor Zymm

Did they decide that each team was only going to play one half or something?

Gatoraids

More Shanks for the Shank God

WCS

PRAISE BELOVED SHANK’LOR

Mr. Ayo

NAILED IT!

— B. Walsh