Hooray, we made it to NFL eve. Still some decent action on offer in the JV weight class!
Purdue (+29) at Indiana (7:00, FS1)
Hoosiers need a “statement win” for the playoff committee. Not saying they *MUST* cover the hellacious spread, but they’d be advised to leave no doubts.
Steerfuckers North (+6) at LSU (7:00, ESPN)
Before that shit-kicking of Bama last week, OU might have been 20-point dogs. I’m still not sure they’re any good, but truthfully that applies to each squadron here.
Washington (+18.5) at Oregon (7:30, NBC)
Quackers are in the playoffs no matter what, but they’d surely like to force their rivals to BOW DOWN already.
Steerfuckers South (-5.5) at Bonfire Cult (7:30. ABC)
Bonfire Cult got caught looking ahead last week, but the chance to ruin UT’s season will have them amped to 11. Winner plays UGA in Atlanta next week.
Kansas State (+2.5) at Iowa State (7:30, FOX)
Farmageddon, with the last Big Twaaaalve title game ducat (likely) at stake. Fun game, especially if we get a little weather.
Ryan Day rumor is the last thing Ohio State fans want to hear right now
Enjoy the Gator Bowl, you underachieving bitches! At this point, I have more faith in the JV Bengals making it into the CFB Playoffs before Ohio State does.
WHERE IN FUCK IS THE GODG DOG?
Eeergh. Out tonight. Beers n shots and beers. and come home, hey vodka tonics, what could to wrong? everything
so the fozz mrs is gon bed. me, still here. sthingkng about ways o to cause heartache. looking for ie3asw. ideas.
take up warhammer and start by paint yourself
I watched that Anna Kendrick movie about the dating game girl.
If that chick plans to direct more films like that, I suggest she not lose her looks.
Lord Shank’lor rears his head in…wherever the hell Iowa State is, I guess.
Iowa. I’ve narrowed it down to Iowa.
At one time I had an Iowa voters registration card and I cast my very first presidential vote for Jimmy Carter.
Davenport Iowa if you please.
My first presidential vote was for Mike Dukakis. I was wowed by the tank pic.
My last ever was Kamala Harris.
Cheers and seconded.
You never know, maybe there will be backlash from all the dumbshittery.
Or we all end up in camps, I had a good run.
I think you’re spot on with it being somewhere in Iowa
Looks a might chilly at the Iowa State game.
Those kids could use a few 9.9% beers, both to keep them warm and to ensure they make good decisions after the game.
I did not realize that this was 9.9 until I poured it. it’s delicious, and fortunately so heavy that my next drink is going to be hot tea with honey.
Hits me right in the feels…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUqt-74CYTs&pp=ygUXbmljayBjYXZlIHRoZSBzaGlwIHNvbmc%3D
There you are! We were just talking about you when we were discussing who we would warn in advance if there were some kind of Purge-type event that was to take place simultaneously at country clubs throughout the country.
Thank god I’m safe! I’m once again a muni-pro! Where can I sign up!?
Three years at a private club. Just a soul- sucking experience in every way imaginable.
Sorry. No one gets spared.
I don’t make the rules.
I totally make the rules.
Always wanted to make a brutal golf game
Wow, there’s a lot less of Kelly Clarkson than there used to be.
Did someone order bananacakes in College Station?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWI4qhDT-5w
Ever get some random ass song embed itself in your brain for no discernable reason?
My old man likes these guys, but I can’t say I’ve listened to anything by them in a decade. And yet,
Short of stockpiling rice and beans, I think I’ve picked up almost everything I might need in case of inflation or other economic yuk over the next 4 years. For some reason this includes 16 lbs of Reese’s Peanut Butter Footballs (10 lbs) and Pumpkins (6 lbs)
Rice, beans, broccoli, and eggs. Better yet, buy some chickens.
At this point, I’d move to China if I could.
Also, any conversation about IU vs purdue is not complete when comparing a sausagefest engineering program with one of the nation’s best party schools
Bold statement from a young Mark Davis there.
Like there are any attractive people in Indiana
Whole lotta people in rural Indiana about to get pretty angry…
They are already angry black people live there. That’s why Indiana is where the KKK was reborn.
You know, I might feel bad for purude here but..
Then I remember the time my car got vandalized in Lafayette
I love that typo lol
I think the primary goal of The Lincoln Lawyer is to name-check every single decent restaurant in Los Angeles.
I will say that one thing I like about this show is that unlike Suits they actually show you the paper that changes everything.
To be clear, there are many more things I like about this show than things I dislike. It’s fun.
I watched the first season and then forgot about it. Now I see there are two more seasons, so I’ll add it to my list.
Suits was filmed mostly in Toronto, so hard to visit restaurants in a different city
I’m back home and ready to RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!
You’ve gotten a lot of practice releasing Kraken, you must be really good at it by now!
Indeed. Unlike this shitacular team
Apparently it’s a big day for flag-related football brawls
https://twitter.com/JordanCrammer/status/1863012044326191335
but the NC Troopers just let the slapfight burn out on its own, rather than going all Kent State on typical FITBAW showboatery
(also Ms. Crammer seems nice)
Flags for the flag gods
PEPPER SPRAY FOR THE CAPSAICIN THRONE!
-Senor Weaselo, at the hot sauce expo
Apparently Ohio State’s boosters are balking at the prospect of paying the $37M it would take to buy out Ryan Day so it’s very possible he’ll be back next year.
I kind of want them to win the national championship now, just to watch the boosters try to figure out how they can still get rid of him for never beating Michigan but winning a natty and also not honoring the contract.
Morganhole is a fun town, coach Ryan…
Hippo Reports on Bracket:
I think South Cakalaky gets in before Bama does, but it’ll be squeaky bum time for ’em both. They REALLY need an SMU win.
4 B1G: Oregon, tOSU, Paedos, Indiana
4 minnows: SMU, ASU/ISU, Notre Dame (fucking Troi Boiz fucked over humanity today), Boise
4 SEC*: Texas, Georgia, Tennessee, SCar/Bama
*3 if Clemson wins ACC, think SMU likely gets in regardless
What if the Aggies win tonight and beat Georgia?
Then the Aggies and UCLA are in and Notre Dame and Penn St are out.
They look enough like poop so far that I’ve written that off
That’s some good anal
ysis
A week or so ago I accidentally printed “tit” like 20 times while running some test code. Good times.
I guess the Fightin’ Horatios taking home The Cum Bowl* means absolutely nothing to the committee.
*There really is a bowl, (a jug, actually), that the UMass NIL collective purchased, but the UMass athletic department is trying to bring the NIL in-house, (which I didn’t even think was legal), and therefore won’t recognize the trophy and asked UConn not to recognize it either.
And this is after UMass tried to get away with not doing a Senior Day for the players only to get dragged to Hell and back on social media, to the point that they claimed they never meant to say there wouldn’t be a Senior Day even though they had literally said just that, in writing.
Anyway, fuck UMass. They clearly don’t deserve a CUM Bowl anyway.
Awwwwwwwwwww shit!! Shots fired, folks; Connecticut is coming for the Southwick Wedge next!!
https://twitter.com/CoachJimMoraFB/status/1863031864010666191
I love how intense and strange this all is
Between two programs that absolutely blow at football, too.
It’s just the best.
SQUEAKY BUM TIME! Just when I think I couldn’t possibly love our King more, he comes up with something so amazing I peed a little!
Oh come on there was zero chance a 10-win Notre Dame wasn’t getting into the playoffs. Zero.
Watching the Indiana -Purdue game and the color guy keeps talking about Indiana having “the ‘c’ word” going for them. He means ‘confidence,’ but my brother in Christ, you have to find a better way to say that.
It is now 28-0 Indiana, so they probably have enough c-word going for them that I can go look for a more competitive game.
The play-by-play guy could be excused, he’s high as balls on cough syrup
Are you sure he doesn’t mean “c–kiness” and he doesn’t want to say the word out loud because it will fill the viewers’ minds with visions of hot throbbing c–ks?
Maybe they do have all the cunts on their side. It can be a winning strategy.
nods in Liverpool FC
Today we’re unofficially 10 years away from paying off our mortgage! That calls for wine, right?
Hell yes it does!!!
or time to take out a 2nd mortgage to buy even more wine
I feel seen.
He who dies with the most debt wins!
and SEX obvs
Whiskey.
Leave the bottle.
Wine, pruno, potassium benzoate, whatevs
After my bike crash getting my hands on Hippo’s stash certainly has some appeal.
Spent most of the day on the couch, no injuries.
So did I, but I still Powered Through With Opium! ™
I haven’t touched any of Gumby’s leftovers, but I sure as fuck didn’t take them with his other meds to Rite Aid to be disposed of properly.
Damn skippy. You STAY PREPARED!
Don’t you dare! Those are a well-deserved retirement fund.*
*Advice may not be legal in any US State or territory.
Wait, you’re supposed to do that??
My mom’s prescription just changed (for the better, yay!) and I had to get rid of a bunch of pills. I flushed them down the toilet at work!
https://ibb.co/LRy41yG
We went out to dinner and I had chicken saltimbocca for the first time and now I’m pissed off because I’m probably never going to order anything else ever again.
Didn’t you have to die for fish last week?
I had a sous vide steak at Mrs. Cola’s bday dinner it was melt in your mouth too.
Had foie gras as well which was amazing, fuck dem geeses.
Wolf fish. it was fantastic, but also overfished so I’ll probably try to avoid it in the future.
That ain’t a problem with chicken.
Yeah, from what I hear of their behavior the geese really have it coming.
Plus ‘gavage’ is a neat word
I’m jealous because I’m pissed off too but the reason is that I fell off my bike (not really anyone’s fault, just bad timing/luck) so my shoulder hurts.
My only solaces are that I didn’t seriously hurt myself (we’ll see how I feel in the morning, but I’m optimistic that other than minor scrapes on my shoulder and hand I’ll just have a sore shoulder) and also that the hot Italian actress from Station 19 that lives nearby didn’t happen to be walking her dog past there and see it happen and laugh at me.
K State already fucking themselves
The Supremes (Florence Ballard, Mary Wilson Diana Ross) just knock it out of the park in “The T.A.M.I. Show”. Directed by Steve Bender. Santa Monica CA, October 1964.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7c-wEagF6k
Steve BINDER. Dang autocorrect.
Whatever happened to Diana Ross?
So talented and you just never hear about her.
Snowing pretty damned heavy in Bloomington (FS1)
Tomorrow’s Bills game will be fun
Peak Stones, Dallas 1972
With Mick Taylor on the guitar solo: Dead Flowers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RS_yyRk_dj8
So good!
Scotchy can haz a happy!
bad on the bad side, so can DABO!
We’ll see…Ice Rams vs Ice Redblacks currently in a draw