It’s been three weeks of me filing in for Sharky, and I have good news for you–your long national nightmare is over (after this one). Sharky will be back next week in his regularly scheduled time slot, and you won’t have to worry about me anymore. Once he’s back, he better let me know if he can ID the bar in the banner image these past few weeks…
In the meantime, I quite like the theme of the world tour I’m taking you all on during my stint in charge here. Take out your globe and give it a spin…
Stop waffling, let’s go to Belgium!
A couple years ago, Lady BFC and I found ourselves in Brussels. Were we mainly connecting from a trip anchored elsewhere? Yes. But were we going to make sure we found a good cocktail bar while we were there? Also yes. Enter La Pharmacie Anglaise. If I’m being honest, it was weird. Like, frogs in jars and taxidermied bears in hats weird. I’m being literal here.
Reviews online about this place are mixed. Some people, like me, thoroughly enjoyed it, and others found it overpriced and overkitschy. Some asked why there were so many bottles of Hendricks on multiple levels of the building. Regardless, I had one of the most interesting cocktails I’ve ever had there. And since that trip a couple of years ago, I have wanted to recreate the cocktail. Problem is, I didn’t take a picture of the menu, can’t find where I wrote down the components, and the bar updates their menu so often I can’t find it on the interwebz. All I have to go on is a picture and a memory that the key components were Ardbeg whisky and carrot juice. Here’s the pic (another BFC original):
Fucking gorgeous. But like I said, I can’t remember what’s in there and don’t even know what it was called, so it’s time to go from copying recipes to creating one. I decided to anchor on the peaty scotch and carrot juice and then play around. What goes well with carrot? Ginger. After that, it’s guessing and hoping. Here’s what I decided to try–
1.5 ounces Islay scotch (I used the Costco Islay Single Malt rumored to be from Caol Ila)
.5 ounces Domaine de Canton (ginger liqueur)
.75 ounces carrot juice
.25 ounces lemon juice
.25 ounces honey syrup
Garnish with cinnamon stick and expensive cherry
Yeah, I ditched the rosemary and the carrot carving. I’m a pretentious douche but even I have limits. Or at least limited garnish inventory. Let’s give this sucker a taste.
Not bad. Strong peat notes on the nose, I wish it had more carroty-ness. It’s a little thin, both literally on texture and in terms of taste profile. No depth, just basically a whisky and carrot juice mashed up. It’s….fine, but nothing special and nothing I’d go to the trouble of seeking out and/or making again. Let’s see if we can do better, shall we.
2nd attempt
1.5 ounces Islay whisky
.5 ounces Domaine de Canton
1.5 ounces carrot juice
.5 ounces lemon juice
.5 ounces honey syrup
1 dash ango
Honestly, this is more appealing from go both in terms of visual and the taste. Better balance on the sweetness. I regret upping the lemon juice a little but it doesn’t ruin it. The ango makes a big difference in terms of both color and depth of flavor. More importantly, you don’t lose the smokiness of the islay whisky while getting more carrot, which ostensibly should be good for my eyes and heart whilst getting tanked. I can’t say I’ll regularly seek this out, but if you have carrot juice and an Ardbeg equivalent, I recommend fucking around and finding out how it works for you.
I’ll tell you one thing, if I’m ever back in Brussels, I’m going back to this bar to ask them for the recipe for that original drink. They never got back to me when I messaged them on instagram, and I can’t take a hint.
This was a fun experiment, and thanks for letting me keep your seat warm, Sharky. As for the rest of you sots, I recommend all of you give home bartending a shot. I hope you’ve enjoyed our little trip around Europe as much as I have. Until next time, if you’re thirsty, make yourself a fucking drink. BFC out!







Carrot juice is hugely better fresh, like moreso than any other juice. It’s weird, no idea why.
In Iran you can get fresh carrot juice with a scoop of saffron ice cream in it and it is amazing. So good and have not been able to adequately recreate it
Ooo. Saffron ice cream…
Goddamnit, now i want some.
Oh I guess I didn’t name this drink. You guys want to get in on that?
How about “The Aberdeen”? Because it’s Scottish and the same color as a nasty spray-tan. Except that it doesn’t really seem like the kind of thing you’d serve to a fifteen year-old so you can molest them more easily, so maybe not.
Since it’s made from scotch (& Groundskeeper Willie is Scottish) & carrots, The Orange Willie?
the Scotch Bunny
Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog
Smokin’ Bugs

“Oh, I’ve smoked a few bugs before. A simple grasshopper will always suffice, but if you can get your hands on a cicada? You put that in your pipe and you smoke it.” – Jim Tomsula
This is the most Mike Brown thing ever:
https://www.sbnation.com/nfl/1076925/bengals-are-asking-legends-to-pay-for-their-own-flight-and-hotel-to-attend-ring-of-honor-ceremony
Good gravy. Throwing money around like a man in a straight-jacket.
“Boomer Esiason read his invite to the Bengals’ ring of honor ceremony verbatim during his episode of Boomer & Gio on Friday morning, and it’s more mind-boggling than you can possibly imagine.
Former players will need to pay for their own flights to Cincinnati
They were told to “RSVP quickly” to ensure they have a discount code for a hotel room, which they still need to pay for
The players are only given two tickets to Jets vs. Bengals, with the option to purchase more
They had one day to respond to the team and say whether they’re goingThe tickets aren’t even for a box, just in the stadium stands”
& these are fucking BILLIONAIRES doing this shit. Fuck these people.
Here’s a peak inside the gift bag…
Unless you’re John Bolton, in which case the nightmare has just begun.
Yeah I mean, our national nightmare is in like stage 2 of 9 REM cycles
Pretty standard cult shit; if you join the cure and then abandon the cult and talk about what happened on the inside of the cult, the members of the cure will DESTROY you.
they’ve banned free moustache ride tshirts?
I wish this had taken about 7 attempts for BFC to get it right, with each recipe adding more booze and each description getting more and more deranged and illegible.
just pictures of scattered and broken alembics
A picture of a piece of paper with “all Islay and no carrot juice make BFC argle bargle” typed on it in three different fonts
I mean, I kinda wish I did that too now that you’ve said it
Each pic showing less and less scotch & more disarray. Culminating with a shot of an empty scotch bottle & a bunny on the counter eating a carrot.
Or a scotch bottle and a carrot while I’m eating a bunny
Sit back and watch him go JJFozz on us…
rate each drink on ease it can be converted into a weapon or stain someone clothes when thrown on them
Chipotle has started drone delivery in the Dallas areas.
No word yet if they will also include Chipotleaway.
https://youtu.be/jHsR65IRW_8?feature=shared
https://twitter.com/ChaseDaniel/status/1958547089212014759