Monday Funday? What the hell? No one has ever said that before-just ask Brenda Spencer. Let’s get down to business.
Fallout:
-I do like this column by the bravest of the brave sports scribblers Mark Shofield-“The NFL’s Goal Line Fumbling Epidemic Needs To Stop Now”. Good god.
-Jerrah With The Finger in MetLife Stadium: Worst game of Clue ever or the sad story of an 82 year-old man that is losing his impulse control slowly but surely? You decide.
-The Sidewinder Sleeps Well Tonight: Spencer Rattler got his first win as a starter yesterday! His record stands at 1-10.
-Sneaky Pick For Wild Card Berth: I’ll go with…Carolina? Yes, they’re 2-3. Yes, they were blown out by the Pats. But they did blow out the Falcons and have scored 34 more points than they have this early in the season. And they showed some spunky moxie by coming back vs the Fins. Yeah, Miami’s a disaster but a previous iteration of the Panthers would have just rolled over.
-Is the entire sports media pulling for Jameis Winston to be traded to Cincy? I count McAfee, Floria, Eisen, Scheffter and Rappaport-and that’s just the bigger names. Talk about trying to wish things into reality so that they can say they were right.
To The Game!
Chiefs/Jags:
-To no one’s surprise K.C. has won eight straight in this series.
-How are the Jags 3-1? They already have 13 takeaways so far (only 8 all of last season) and that’s a lot of opportunities to put extra points on the board, even for a middling offense.
-That middling offense features a Prison Girlfriend that has hit on 1 of 11 throws over 25+ yards. Do you see the same cracks that I do?
-Hunter’s usage seems a bit wonky. On the defensive side he had but 6 on opening day and then 43 the two following weeks and then 9 last week. Seems odd? Maybe it’s situational? Swinging back and forth that much just doesn’t feel right.
-The Chiefs scored 37 points last week for the first time in two years-can they approach that number again? Seems like everyone is pining for that K.C. team that scored when they felt like it.
It’s all you now.
Travis Kelce is what happens when Fred Durst thinks he’s Paolo Montalban
https://bsky.app/profile/artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social/post/3m2l6ur7vvk2b
That play should be known as DUFALL.
Ah, here we go:
The Blair Witch is also apparently in the Good Place. (I do need to watch it.)
I know I’ve seen the form Mahomes displayed on that last throw…oh yeah, there it is.
This was the stupidest touchdown I’ve ever seen. Not even the Browns at their absolute Brownsiest could hope to match it. DERP!!!
Excuse, stupidest GAME-WINNING touchdown you’ve ever seen, ma’am.
this combined with the titans INT/FUMBLE/TD play
why would people gamble on this
Addiction is a disease and we are all morons
Because a gambling addition is healthier than smoking crack.
Ok, it’s the stupidest touchdown since yesterday!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDSud7vAH_0
Stupidest touchdown you’ve ever seen…so far
Clots and Jaguras leading the AFC South, just like the gypsy woman said.
How is the AFC South going to die in a dessert?
Like choking on a tiramisu?
/DOOR FLIES OPEN
DDUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuVVVvvvAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLllllllllllllll*
/DOOR FLIES SHUT
*OH YOU NOES WE RUNNING THRU DAT CLUBHOUSE IN A JAGUARS BANDANA ON OUR WING-WANG, BULLEE DAT!
eli and brady, trev and mahomes
only the dopes can beat the goats
$10 the Lawrence kid eats it.
Extra bonus points for this being taken not more than ten minutes before the stumbledown to win.
it is amazing this did NOT ever happen to eli first
that we know of
Eli would be eating them, no doubt whatsoever.
Game, blouses.
Cincinnati has the same record as Kansas City and a better record than Baltimore.
2025 is a weird ass year.
Chiefs are now 0-1 in weeks after Travis Kelce gets engaged and his fiancé releases an album.
A NEW CURSE IS BORN!
Shouldn’t there be a clock runoff there?
Was thinking the same. Isn’t it a 10 second run-off?
Not if they had timeouts remaining.
I’m not sure what you’re referring to specifically, but that’s the rule (under two minutes left in a half).
LOL
KC gonna attempt a 75yd FG
Might have been the wiser decision
This performance is giving Jason Mendoza a heart attack.
Which is not how he died, but I only perused The Good Place.
Good thing KC has all three timeouts still.
Trevor Lawrence’s touchdown (artist’s conception):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zG_jt_CG3c
I’ve solved the problem with penalties in the NFL.
Only one rule: if you kill a guy, it’s a 10 yard penalty and loss of down.
Otherwise, go nuts
Calcio storico is already a thing.
Terminator 2 | He’ll live – YouTube
Ray Lewis thinks thats too harsh