It’s Your Monday Funday Open Thread!

Monday Funday? What the hell? No one has ever said that before-just ask Brenda Spencer. Let’s get down to business.

Fallout:

-I do like this column by the bravest of the brave sports scribblers Mark Shofield-“The NFL’s Goal Line Fumbling Epidemic Needs To Stop Now”. Good god.

-Jerrah With The Finger in MetLife Stadium: Worst game of Clue ever or the sad story of an 82 year-old man that is losing his impulse control slowly but surely? You decide.

-The Sidewinder Sleeps Well Tonight: Spencer Rattler got his first win as a starter yesterday! His record stands at 1-10.

-Sneaky Pick For Wild Card Berth: I’ll go with…Carolina? Yes, they’re 2-3. Yes, they were blown out by the Pats. But they did blow out the Falcons and have scored 34 more points than they have this early in the season. And they showed some spunky moxie by coming back vs the Fins. Yeah, Miami’s a disaster but a previous iteration of the Panthers would have just rolled over.

-Is the entire sports media pulling for Jameis Winston to be traded to Cincy? I count McAfee, Floria, Eisen, Scheffter and Rappaport-and that’s just the bigger names. Talk about trying to wish things into reality so that they can say they were right.

To The Game!

Chiefs/Jags:

-To no one’s surprise K.C. has won eight straight in this series.

-How are the Jags 3-1? They already have 13 takeaways so far (only 8 all of last season) and that’s a lot of opportunities to put extra points on the board, even for a middling offense.

-That middling offense features a Prison Girlfriend that has hit on 1 of 11 throws over 25+ yards. Do you see the same cracks that I do?

-Hunter’s usage seems a bit wonky. On the defensive side he had but 6 on opening day and then 43 the two following weeks and then 9 last week. Seems odd? Maybe it’s situational? Swinging back and forth that much just doesn’t feel right.

-The Chiefs scored 37 points last week for the first time in two years-can they approach that number again? Seems like everyone is pining for that K.C. team that scored when they felt like it.

It’s all you now.