Ides of November 2025 JV NFL Thread

Florida Men (+11.5) at Johnny Reb (7:00, ESPN)

Every Lane Kiffin season has, to date, included a WTF loss.  Recall how their baffling home defeat to Kenfucky kept them out of the 2024 playoffs.  But I think this Johnny Reb bunch is focused enough to avoid the land mine.  Plus, it seems like the heartbreaking loss in World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party has broken the Gators.

Team Secular Big Love (-9.5) at BayBay (7:00, ESPN2)

.Fireworks?  You bet.  White people??  Oh, chuh chuh.

Steerfuckers South (+6.5) at Georgia (7:30, ABC)

Everybody is lining up to punch 3-loss Texas’ ticket, so long as they beat the Dawgs or the Aggies.  Fuck’s sake, do we REALLY need the annoying Arch Manning storyline in December?  Hippo thinks not, GO DAWGS.

Mississippi State (+6.5) at Missouri (7:45, SECN)

Perhaps the SEC’s two pluckiest squadrons.  Mizzou could vent some frustration, or they could be pulled down into the Cowbells’ muck.  We shall see.

Bloodeyes FOAR the Bloodeyes God(s) (+4.5) at Original Recipe Big Love (10:15, ESPN)

Will the Stormin’ Mormons let Guns Up!! beat them twice?  I think it was just a particularly difficult matchup, but this game will tell the tale.

Boise State (+1.5) at JV BOLTMEN! (10:30, CBSSN)

This is classic Tweaker Theatre, enjoy it while it lasts.