Florida Men (+11.5) at Johnny Reb (7:00, ESPN)
Every Lane Kiffin season has, to date, included a WTF loss. Recall how their baffling home defeat to Kenfucky kept them out of the 2024 playoffs. But I think this Johnny Reb bunch is focused enough to avoid the land mine. Plus, it seems like the heartbreaking loss in World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party has broken the Gators.
Team Secular Big Love (-9.5) at BayBay (7:00, ESPN2)
.Fireworks? You bet. White people?? Oh, chuh chuh.
Steerfuckers South (+6.5) at Georgia (7:30, ABC)
Everybody is lining up to punch 3-loss Texas’ ticket, so long as they beat the Dawgs or the Aggies. Fuck’s sake, do we REALLY need the annoying Arch Manning storyline in December? Hippo thinks not, GO DAWGS.
Mississippi State (+6.5) at Missouri (7:45, SECN)
Perhaps the SEC’s two pluckiest squadrons. Mizzou could vent some frustration, or they could be pulled down into the Cowbells’ muck. We shall see.
Bloodeyes FOAR the Bloodeyes God(s) (+4.5) at Original Recipe Big Love (10:15, ESPN)
Will the Stormin’ Mormons let Guns Up!! beat them twice? I think it was just a particularly difficult matchup, but this game will tell the tale.
Boise State (+1.5) at JV BOLTMEN! (10:30, CBSSN)
This is classic Tweaker Theatre, enjoy it while it lasts.
SNL made fun of the Trump blowing Bubba email, so expect Agent Orange to declare war on 30 Rockefeller Plaza any minute now.
Why am I reading Reddit?
Anyway. The dinner was nice but I felt awkward as fuck because it was even more people I didn’t know than usual when I go to these lawyer things.
That was me at every “gathering,” “function,” or “dinner” the ex-wifey would drag me to. I know why I was pickling meself all the time; I loathed those things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGSKrC7dGcY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEXWRTEbj1I
All right, time to read a few pages in Blood Meridian and get to sleep. Can’t wait to see what kind of dreams I have!
“Bet like a Caesar?!?”
Someone please nuke Vegas
I know all of you live in wonderful places (and wonderful countries) but Los Angeles California is the greatest spot on this here earth.
Fact check: partially true
It’s a Disneyland away from being on par with Anaheim. But it’s still better than Fresno!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xV6b5gIFjv0
We are getting hammered with rain right now.
Serious accumulation.
We got no rain in Playa del Rey
It’s hitting here now, too.
San Diego got absolutely shellacked today. Obviously Low Commander’s fault.
San Pedro and Glendale are getting fucked because you are sinners. God loves Playa del Rey and moves all heavy weather from us.
Avoid the mudslides. And carry an umbrella.
what about the bahama mamas?
AKSHULLY the Ides was apparently the 13th.
/Walks into locker
[locks it shut]
[pours fish soup in through ventilation slots]
The news told us to stay home today if possible.
It was!
Just this morning I finished reading LA Confidential. True story, I’ve never seen the movie.
Until just now.
That was not the book I just read.
Where the fuck was Walt Disney?
Where?!
Yeah, they took a lot out of the book before they made the movie. Thank god.
If you go on to read ‘White Jazz’ you’ll see they borrowed some stuff from that book and threw it into the movie.
Exactly. And the Buzz Meeks shit was from The Big Nowhere. He barely showed up in LA Confidential the story.
That would be pretty tough, since he was dead.
White Jazz is next up.
Oh, the John Stockton biography.
It’s not as brutal as The Big Nowhere but it’s pretty rough going.
On a scale of Browns to Raiders I’d rate it a solid New York Jets.
Baylor getting held down and scored upon over and over against their will is…fitting.
Jawja getting fancy!
Arch Manning really isn’t good, is he?
He is made to be an NFL stud, you see….
PAAAAWWWLL sez hes sent from THE LORD to save TEXAS!!11!
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Paul Finebaum is the modern day Beano Cook. The latter said Ron Paulus would win at least two Heisman Trophies at Notre Dame, while leading them to multiple national championships.
What I’m saying is, all four of them are vastly overrated, and I genuinely don’t understand the appeal of anyone or any entity related.
I’m not saying Cooper’s wife cheated on him, but its a possibility.
Just cracked my first beer to come down from Fightin’ Horatios, Netball Division, almost blowing a 20-point lead to The Stormin’ Mormons to win by 2.
Good win against the 7th ranked team very early, but a lot to work on.
Now, who’s got some dick jokes?
A guy goes into a bookstore and says to the clerk, “I’m looking for that new book about living with a small penis.”
“It isn’t in yet,” says the clerk.
“That’s the one,” replies the customer.
God Fucking Damn It!
I thought it was funny but I hate prison rape “humor” so much i forgot that bubba wasn’t Bill it was just a boomer slur.
Anyway, MAGA is continuing to speed run tearing itself apart. So, yay.
I have had a shitty day week and month so far. Hopefully this thing tonight will be better
“November typically ends better than it starts, one would think.”
– Guys with mustaches
It’s a good Saturday to hunt sharks.
RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!
Not sure I can stay awake for the Bloodeyes. Please apologize to the Bloodeyes Gods for Hippo.
When you guys do PAAAWWWWWLLLL, who is saying it?
Like, I know Tommy from Quiznee sounds like, “The BAHSTAWN COllege Eagles ARE THE HIGHEST FUCKIN’ SOARIN’ EAGLES IN THE DRONE-CONTROLLES SKIES!”
But who says Paul?
The yokels on his radio/TV call-in show!
The show in question being Paul Finebaum’s:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm8AqL9FV-o
You’ll be shocked to hear this, but I believe that asshole turned out to be a retired cop.
The best thing that happen today? Wake Forest scoring an unnecessary TD with 22 seconds left and already up 9 at U*NC’s 2.
Good god. It will be something when the obvious NCAA gambling scandals blow up.
THIS LONGHORNS DEFENSE, I CALL THESE GUYS GOVERNOR GREG ABBOTT BECAUSE THEY CAN’T MAKE A STAND
Banner.
I don’t know if the whole country is getting these Raising Cane’s commercials featuring WORLD SERIES HERO Will Smith but it cracks me up that they didn’t even bother to shut the kitchen down to film them – you can see someone working in the background.
Having muffaletta for dinner. It’s toasting right now and smells amazing
Thanks, I just chipped a tooth trying to bite my tablet screen.
What is your choice for that olive relish stuff on yours?
I like DeLallos. Most grocery stores carry it, I know Albertsons does.
The whole sandwich is from Central Grocery in NOLA, so its their version
The good stuff!
Why the Hell is it toasting? It’s supposed to be eaten cold.
It’s served both ways and there are directions for serving both ways. I had this one frozen so toasting was the obvious way to go as I wasn’t going to wait half a day for it to defrost or microwave it
Noticing a complete lack of Bruins-Buckeyes preview.
SHOULD BE A REALLY GOOD GAME! EVEN WITH NICO CONCUSSED.
heh! Apparently Westwood Klavern ain’t even got that deceptive half in ’em like South Cakalaky. Because SEC MEANS MOAR obvs
No, this is an unrushed abortion.
Unrushed Abortion played the second stage at Coachella in 2023. They were… so-so.
They didn’t even complete their
termset!This is not today, but similar look.
I’ve noticed at the gym that shorts/pants with the butt-raising/splitting mode are quite in fashion.
I’m gonna get a muscle suit top to fit in with the fashion.
But what are the ladies wearing?
lol fuck the ess eee see
They just snagged an extra playoff spot!
Just make the bracket Ohio State, 4-8 Notre Dame (HURR DURR SKEDULL), and the entire ESS EEE SEE.
It’s inevitable, anyway.
now, now. You forgotted Indiana
No, I didn’t. “IT” just doesn’t MEAN MORE in B1G country.
In fact, since “IT” doesn’t MEAN MORE anywhere else but the ESS EEE SEE, just cancel the playoffs and let all the ESS EEE SEE schools play the tournament instead, PAWL!
What’s all this about Information Technology for the Securities and Exchange Commission?
Elon’s running Twitter on their severs now.
I dunno PAAAAAWWWWLLLLLL them Brockys fight pretty durn good I guess we ought throw dem daggone Yankees a bone wut say YEEEWWWWWW
So do you, but you are from North Cacalacky, so it’s more impressive from a Yinzer.
Absolutely, have to grade me on a weighted curve
You do a cromulent Tammy from Tuscaloosa impression!
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