Let’s see what we’ve got. Just the Colts and Saints on bye this week.
Bengals/Steelers:
Cincy doesn’t have a pass rush with Hendrickson in and he may not be playing so Rodgers should have all day. I guess if the game gets weird, loopy and ugly it could be close. Once again though, which Pitt D bothers to show up? The one that gave up 32 to the Jets or the one that held the roaring Pats to 14?
Panteros/Falconos:
This could be an odd sort of game that on the surface looks like a low-scoring incompetency-fest but both defenses have shown that they can stop teams in their tracks. Atlanta seems to be more Jeckyll and Hyde-they let Jonathan Taylor run for 200+ and yet sacked Indy Jones 7 times. If Atlanta can’t figure how to get the ball to Bijan/Allgeier for about 32 touches combined I don’t know what to say.
Bucs/Bills:
This should be the Game O’ Week (on this slate at least, there’s another one in the late window). Tampa’s a bit undermanned but you can run on Buffalo as easily as you can walk your dog around the block. The Bills are undefeated when Cook gets to 100 yards and Mayfield’s 4th quarter metrics were off the charts last time I looked.
Texans/Titans:
Stroud is out again with a sprained noggin but I feel more sorry for Ward, who must face that devastating Houston pass rush.
Bears/Vikes:
What to make of these teams? They both are well-coached but deeply flawed. Once some upgraded personnel are put in place the NFC North is going to be a gotdamn madhouse of a division. I think Chicago takes this because McCarthy isn’t there yet, not even close.
Packers/Giants:
I’ve not a clue as to what the combo of Kafka and Winston will get up to today but it sure as hell will be interesting. Kafka showed a great deal of creativity over at K.C. and I wonder how much that was stifled by Daboll trying not to lose. You know Jameis wants to let loose the long ball but the Giants have very little speed with both Nabers and now Slayton out. Hyatt’s the guy for the job but he’s Roberto Duran as far as hands are concerned.
Chargers/Jags:
Jax is a game over .500 but it feels like they’re three games under. Is it just habit to think of them that way? Brian Thomas Jr’s sophomore blues have handicapped what they can do in the passing game and the team is so non-descript otherwise. Here’s one for you-Herbert is the league’s leading rusher at the QB spot. Who saw that coming?
Do your thing.
Bryce Young has over 400 yards, had almost 300 in the second half alone and is about to land his fourth win over Atlanta. Even I would have never predicted this
Fuck that shit. That cloud of dust came from the field, not the line. Fucking zebras.
That is so close but fuck you, touchdown.
Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear weapons.
The Bears are the most unconvincing 7-3 team of all time.
timeline is so broken posts from 1994 message boards are making it to 2025
shoutout to my man steve walsh making 5 yard passes into a playoff berth (and win!)
I’ll take it
Oh wow, Micah Parsons making a game-ending sack.
Must be nice.
Cairo is Chicago’s favorite Egyptian city!
LOL VIKES
oh vikes
There it is. Well done Winston.
Jameis giveth, then he shitteth
Mimosas for everyone*! 🥂
* i side my Apt
I like them with cranberry juice. Orange juice gives me dreadful heartburn.
cava + oj
yep, ben johnson looked like matt eberflus all 4th quarter
Doinked in!
Van Jefferson! It’s… wow
I’m heading to the relegation zone in Freezer Vodka. Rev has Josh Allen ( 5 fucking tds) and the mighty Jax defense.
Welcome to the relegation zone!

I chortle every week seeing your PA total. You really should complain about that more.
I seethe internally and have started giving recommendations to my friends in other leagues about who to start based on my opponent
Make that 6. Holy shit what a day.
Extra Commissary for Prison Girlfriend today!
Dorito chilaquiles anf July pruno woo!
Vintage pruno, fancy!
SUDDEN INDIFFERENCE
Holding Pittsburgh to 20 and yet being down by 8 is easily a Monkey’s Paw situation.
Overheard some guy bitching about how the Chargers always blow it (true), and how they need to be more like the Dodgers, who know how to win. Which I found amusing, because for most of this century the Dodgers have been held up as a bunch of chokers who can’t get it done when it counts, and thirteen months ago they were one loss away from crashing out against the Padres and firing Dave Roberts, etc. The line between “perennial chokers” and “guys who just know how to win and rise to the occasion” is pretty thin!
Then they somehow segued into talking about how “Americans” aren’t having enough babies. And yeah, I’m pretty sure there was a “white” implied in there….
ben johnson is going to take a 16-3 4th quarter lead and possibly make it into a loss
that’s called the eberfuls special
would be good for the vikings if they had a QB that could throw
they would be better off with a QB that didnt throw at all. return to wishbone with jefferson and jones. someone call up Pawwwl Johnson
To be fair, JaMarr Chase egged Jalen Ramsey there.
Crab legs foar everyone!
melting some butter in prep to rub it on the Packers
They been self-basting all season. Much like my youth
Uh, oh. Bengals-Steelers is starting to go Peak Bengals-Steelers.
Fight! Fight!
I think JaMarr Chase just realized he’s wasting his career being a Bengal.
So you’re saying his thinking speed is the inverse of his running speed?
Having Joe Burrow helped to blind him to the reality of the situation.
“I got there first.”
-A Bengal Tiger in India
Everyone’s been in India.
I’m tired and fucking hate the pickle fry ads. Also, media oversaturation worked l😛
I finally checked and it’s clearly for the best that I slept through the commies game.
Commies always get their asses handed to them in Spain.
Jeje. Muy cierto.
Still, what a legendary coupla years in the early 30s
https://youtu.be/S4UZKuDHDPc?si=QxiQmc-amkgcNZAt
Leftists once again foiled by their mortal enemies: Leftists.
TEN with the ball, down 7 with 12 minutes left. Thank you Universe, for validating my decision to stay in.
Captain Dingleberry at the helm of the SS Hotlanta. This is NAWT a drill!
ben johnson looked like a fucking tool on that last drive and now the vikes start their comeback
leading 16-3 in the 4th quarter:
incomplete
incomplete
big sack
punt
—–
long punt return
rushing td
vikes not dead
Winston giving the secondary every chance to look cromulent.
Who stole the Jaguras uniforms and is beating the tar-shit out of the Clippers du Merde?
TLaw is now the head bitch on the cellblock
Cam Ward ran. Timestamp, please
Come on CBS, switch to something more interesting please.
Whoooooooooooo!
Yeah, could’ve done without that…
jj mccarthy’s dumbass throw injures two bears and might spark a comeback because the bears secondary is now super ded
but damn jj that means you gotta throw better than a D-III level
No baby yet. Now it’s late. At any rate got more choring done before it decides to arrive, so now I can watch Red Zone and Grey Cup guilt-free for the rest of today!
Remember: Carmen works for all genders
True story: when my third was born, doc said, “We can induce your wife in two weeks.”
Me: “That’s right during playoff football!”
nevermind