29 Nov 2025 JV NFL Night Thread

Time to put a bow around this thingamabob.  Let’s dive right in.

Niiiiiiiiiiiicccccce Beaver (+13.5) at Washington State (6:30, CW)

Don’t laugh, this in-season re-match is for the 2-PAC Title!  Somehow, Wazzu even makes a bowl if they win.  Hoping for fun weather, at least.

Castrated Turkeys (+8.5) at Wahoowa (7:00, ESPN)

Surely, UVA can’t blow their ACC title game berth at home to these sad sacks?  But in the ACC, any dumb thing can and usually does dumb happen.

Roll Damn Tide (-5.5) at War Damn Eagle (7:30, ABC)

This line is way closer than I expected, with the Tide needing the win to playoff.  But the Iron Bowl is almost always wirth one’s time.  I can’t recall this game ever NOT being played in the 3:30 window.  Can you?

Westwood Klavern (+21.5) at Troi Boiz (7:30, NBC)

Come on, live a little.  Put 5 dimes on THIS freaking moneyline, and give yourself a rooting interest.  Neither squadron is playing for anything, which often serves up rivalry chaos.

Death By SMU-SMU (-12.5) at Golden Shower Bears (8:00, ESPN)

Mad RESPEK to GM Riverboat Ron, giving Wilcox the sack after getting smoked by HODOR!’s Tree.  Even though they had already clinched a bowl!  This is to tie up the other half of the ACC title game, with the Ponies controlling their own destiny in what should be easy pickings.