I want more! Not sure yesterday can be topped but to be fair the NFL has done this before.
To The Game!
Bills/Jags:
-What does one do when one wants both teams to win?
-I’d certainly like Josh to get to a Super Bowl and his window has never been more wide open than this year. He deserves it. (the defense? Not so much)
-As for Jax this would be a complete waste of a 13 win season were they to bow out in the first round. But if Lawrence has turned a corner in his play (I have some doubts) then they’ll be back again.
-Them Jags are favored by 1.5 which means Vegas feels this is a dead heat.
-So interested to see what is going to happen in the trenches when Buffalo takes the field. Their rush game is the very best in the NFL but Jax has the #1 rush defense in the league. The latter didn’t allow a single running back to run for over 75 yards.
-Though he’s 7-6 overall postseason Josh has done his part with 33 total scores (including a TD catch!) and a mere 4 INT’s.
-Etienne has been effective overall but hasn’t rushed for 100+ since waaay back in late September. As has been noted several times, the Bills have been extremely generous to opposing ball carriers, allowing 150 on the ground seven times.
-You may want to keep an eye on kicker Matt Prater who has been listed as questionable with a quad ouchie. I’ll assume the backup is the punter.
-Buffalo has lost 8 straight road playoff games, their last win going all the way back to 1992.
Have at it.
Prison Girlfriend dropped the soap!
::Attacks::
-Aaron Hernandez
New thread is up!
Thanks, should have done that 45 minutes ago.
I feel like broadcasting a commercial through vibe.co is the way Homer Simpson got up his first Mr Plow ad.
(Back on Forensic Files channel. Romo can go to hell for his part in this Melania bullshit. But he’s no different than any failure-but-TEXAS fuckup that is raising children by this generation of makeup’d corporate mouthpiece and their checked out ‘mothers’.)
It’s a CBS-Paramount-Bari Weiss thing. It’s their own product, so they are going to shill like crazy for it every chance they get. And Tony’s a company man; he won’t object.
#LALocalGossip
Erin, girl, you don’t have to wear the whole pack of wolves at once. One will suffice.
I gotta say, the older I get and the less flexible, and the poorer my eyesight, the more trimming my toenails becomes a goddamn event.
Once you get old enough it’s covered by health insurance
After having seen what podiatrists have to deal with, I have become more meticulous in my foot care.
Good man!
– R. Ryan
I’m beginning to think a pedicure is the way to go.
My vision is horrible.
We go live to the Lemonjello residence, where Lemonjello is preparing to address the NFL about the officiating…
“Lady LemonJello, I’m just going to run out and pick up some milk.”
Over NFL HQ:
excellent game, letdown last minute (like last Black Panthers gasp)
That ending was maybe 1.3 bananas but NAWT enough for a cake
Pie?
A small banofee pie I think
That’s My (Former) Raider!
/that’s assuming White didn’t touch it, but he probably did.
Shit.
That’ll do, Jags.
That’ll do.
The photoshoppery is a bit crude, but this captures the vibe in the Chicagoland area, I imagine…
Welp. Fuck.
Bandana gets put away until next season.
Sorry about that, great season.
Y’all will be back, this was good playoff experience
Well, that was anti-climatic
But so on brand for the Jags.
…maybe that’s why Lawrence wasn’t throwing the ball to Jacobi Meyers.
got more unemployment suits than Jacobi Meyers
Trevor Lawrence pulled a josh allen, against Josh allen!
WELP
sad jag noise
Oh, Girlfriend…
Oh I don’t like this. Keep that timeout.
a full minute to go and a kicker with 70 yard potential, not TOO bad a scenario
I wondered whether they’d have the balls to take a knee on first down. I woulda.
Nah, fuck the refs with Trumps syphilitic dick
let them score jags
buffalo shoulda kneeled on 1st down to bleed 30 seconds
You have to let them score here, right?
Kind of like that.
One of these days we’re going to have a play where the defense stands aside but the offense just stands these and refuses to move forward as time runs out.
On that day the NFL will shrink into a singularity, destroying humanity.
And I, for one, can’t wait.
Tush Push has evolved into the Snow Plow.
Poor fucking Jags
Lol that was awesome
That was the pushiest tush push ever!
HA!
They have to get rid of these moving pile things. This isn’t rugby.
It IS a closely related offshoot of rugby that only became a distinct game around 130 years ago though. In 1880 the rules were based off the rules for rugby union and changed slowly until the legalization of the forward pass
You and your goddamn “facts”
Hey, I thought the season of giving was over…
“Generous spot” is a weird way to pronounce “atrocious spot”
If Josh Allen doesn’t win it all with Burrow, Jackson and Mahomes not in the playoffs, it may not ever happen.
Any chance of us getting one of those classic Josh Allen tries too hard pickerceptions here?
Of course halfway through the fourth quarter of a back-and-forth game is when the Dr. Mrs. demands that we replace the old rug on the patio.
Would you just let them score now? It crossed my mind.
Not with Allen’s potential for doing something dumb at the worst possible moment.