Thoughts on a Thursday

Good morning!

In our haste to get to the weekend, we here at DFO forgot there was a “Thursday” and thus didn’t plan any content. We regret the error, and the fact that the weekend is still many hours away.

In order to get the discussion flowing, here are some topics for your intellectual arousal:

a) It’s cold. I mean, for most of the country. Southern California will see 80 degree highs today, and I assume Florida is warm and humid and stupid. But everyone in between is wearing extra layers of thongs or whatever it is you people (RIP Fuzzy Zoeller) do.

2) The federal government is run by stupid fascists. I hate it. You hate it. Let’s drink about it.

III) The Super Bowl is 10 days away. I think the C-Hox win and cover. HOT TAKE ALERT. Sam D’arnold is the first USC quarterback to play in the Super Bowl. Guys named “Drake” are 0-1 in the Super Bowl thanks to Kendrick Lamar.

Fore) Europa League will have the last of the stage matches today. The top of the table features Lyon and Aston Villa. I would very much like to move to Lyon. Can someone give me a lot of money please?

Ok, that should be enough to get things started. Feel free to talk about other things, like boobs and music and musical boobs. Or religion. Everyone likes that topic. Except Presbyterians. What’s up with those people and their ritual human sacrifices? Or am I thinking of Anglicans? Dammit, we need one true religion that everyone can agree on. I think Judaism might be the one. L’Chaim!