Request Line: Miles To Go Before I Sleep

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – LATE NIGHT

All the lights are off in the studio, and it’s completely silent.  After a few moments, we see a single light begin flashing in the darkness.  Several more lights begin flashing, and it becomes clear that the lights belong to…

 

…DJ 3000′.  As we watch, his console flashes the text "INCOMING INSTANT MESSAGES...TERMINATING SLEEP MODE..."

 

DJ 3000′: WHAT THE…?

— [AOL chatroom flies open] —

RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: Is this thing on?

DJ 3000′: OH, WOW.  I HAVEN’T SEEN THIS FORMAT IN DECADES.

RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: Yeah, the free internet on this plane leaves a bit to be desired. No video streaming, or even live audio.

DJ 3000′: WHY DON’T YOU UPGRADE TO THE PAID TIER? I THOUGHT THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF YOUR TRIP TO TAIPEI WAS “LOCATION SCOUTING”. AREN’T YOU WRITING OFF EVERYTHING FROM THE TRIP?

RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: I am, but I’ve already spent enough to balance out the income from the Hard Ride 16: Good Luck, Have Fun, Ride Hard residuals.

DJ 3000′: WELL, I’M HONORED THAT YOU USED YOUR BANDWIDTH TO CALL IN. WHAT’S THE OCCASION?

RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: Oh, nothing, really.  But we’ve got a meeting with Eiza González on Saturday and I didn’t want to show up with jet lag.

DJ 3000′: I HAVE…NEWS, NOT SURE WHETHER IT’S GOOD OR BAD – DARKEST TIMELINE ZACK MORRIS DELETED THAT MEETING FROM THE CALENDAR.

RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: [yawns] So it’s canceled?

DJ 3000′: ASSUMING IT EXISTED IN THE FIRST PLACE.  IT’S POSSIBLE IT WAS MORE OF AN “ASPIRATIONAL” ENTRY.

RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: Ah. [blinks eyes sleepily] Well, I’d still like to hit the ground running – I figured we could pre-tape an edition of Request Line.

DJ 3000′: SURE, SURE.  HAVE YOU GOT A TOPIC YOU’D LIKE TO USE?

RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: Maybe.  I was thinking…[trails off]

DJ 3000′: [after a moment] RIKKI? ARE YOU THERE?

RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY:

DJ 3000′: RIKKI! WAKE UP! BASED ON YOUR GEOLOCATION YOUR LONGITUDE IS 180.03° AND IT IS CRITICAL THAT YOU NOT CROSS THE INTERNATIONAL DATE LINE WITHOUT…

There is a crackle of static, followed by the message:

*** RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY has left the chat ***

DJ 3000′: OH, BOY.  LOOKS LIKE I’M ON MY OWN. OKAY FOLKS, TODAY’S TOPIC IS “MILES TO GO BEFORE I SLEEP”. WE’RE LOOKING FOR SONGS ABOUT WANTING TO GO TO SLEEP, BUT BEING ABLE TO DO SO FOR SOME REASON.  I’LL GET US STARTED WITH A TRUE CLASSIC FROM BOBBY LEWIS.

 

Today’s theme is “Miles to Go Before I Sleep”.  We’re looking for songs about being unable to sleep for whatever reason – fears, worries, obligations, etc. Please post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mU5(4n0(tURnUm” and they should embed in the comments after you refresh.  Last week’s puzzle of “Visions of China” by Japan appears to have gone unsolved (and unrequested!). Sweet dreams, folks. 

 

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Horatio Cornblower

The week is finally over.

Gonna have a hot chocolate for the comfort, then get into the alcohol to prepare for the Fightin’ Horatios game against Michigan State.

Which team will show up? The one that waxed a bunch of top-15 out-of-confernece opponents at the beginning of the season, or the one that’s recently looked like the have trouble tying their shoes pre-game? I don’t know, but a few high octane beers oughta help me get through it without terrifying the dog!

scotchnaut

Faux Picasso landscapes and teased hairdos? Heart has you covered.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41P8UxneDJE&list=RD41P8UxneDJE&start_radio=1

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

Need it to be warm to sllep, right?

https://youtu.be/3KB54p8_wh8?si=wzGScrpjzpmf7EVv

Brocky
Gatoraids

Talking Heads – Psycho Killer with educational spanish subtitles.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxGLAyLhQrk

and back from work trip this week

SonOfSpam

Nice, now I’m back in high school.

/jerks off
//eats four sandwiches, doesn’t gain an ounce
///jerks off again

Mr. Ayo
Gumbygirl
Gumbygirl
Don T
Don T
Sharkbait

This may not strictly fit, but it’s close enough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uai7M4RpoLU

scotchnaut

They were so “Artsy!”

SonOfSpam

I am and am not proud of this

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SonOfSpam

Man, Terry Kath was a beast

Gumbygirl

Lololol, yinz are going to HATE this one!
https://youtu.be/OX2Ynlwgv2c?si=GsBELDmCXVdD_Wep

SonOfSpam
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SonOfSpam
King Hippo

oh snap, YOU WIN THE DAY

SonOfSpam

Awesome, The Cult rules.

NotShogunButShogun
King Hippo

My parenting experiences involved the opposite quest, but still…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imWnuirIL8o

SonOfSpam

Very much appreciate Alice channeling Bart Simpson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43KsXApnBQ4&list=RD43KsXApnBQ4&start_radio=1

SonOfSpam
SonOfSpam

Taking Latin in high school FINALLY pays off.

Gumbygirl

Lutum lenonium

SonOfSpam

permities adulescentum

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Sharkbait
SonOfSpam

No interest in seeing a performance of Turandot, but if this song somehow plays while I pass away, that would be cool. Not sure how to plan that exactly (without a lot of morphine).

Last edited 26 days ago by SonOfSpam
Gumbygirl

When my MIL died, my FIL went a little crazy. He locked himself in his room and blasted Pachelbel over and over. It was horrible. Went on for days. I can’t listen to it now, and that was 23 years ago.

Gumbygirl

Canon in D Major

SonOfSpam

Wow, that’s rough. Especially that song, because it’s pretty like once. But over and over? Yeesh. Well, grief is injury and we all hurt differently.

Unsurprised

Someone finally noticed that all those American missiles and support technology that we’ve been blowing through like drunken secretaries of war need Chinese parts and rare earth components.

Last edited 26 days ago by Unsurprised
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