Subsequent GTD reflections

Hello there fellow DFO’er.  Hope you’re well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain.  There’s no reason as to why some comments make it and others don’t. Seriously. There isn’t.

Since it’s been a bit nicer here, I’ve been our walking and running lately.  Trying to be a bit more active now that there’s less snow and ice on the ground*.  Not sure how much I will be doing once back from vacations, but it’s a good start.  It was my birthday on the weekend, so both kids were home and we had a nice dinner together.  It’s kinda weird to be in the point life that the kids come home to celebrate things, instead of already being there.  Trying to figure out where the time went. I’m going to take it as a win that they are still talking to us.  Parenting is hard.

*We’re to get 5-10 cm today ( Tuesday)

Without further ado, here are the comments of the week.

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For shame

Doktor Zymm

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Replacement refs are being “trained” for the upcoming season…
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME WHAT THE FUCKALL?!
NotShogunButShogun

I wish these motherfuckers would stop trying to kill the golden goose. Make them FTE, dole out a few extra breadcrumbs. FFS.
King Hippo

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Bryon Noem claims that he hid his double life from his wife and I’m actually inclined to believe him. Showing Kristi a set of puppies like that is a good way to wind up in a hospital with a pair of bullet wounds in your chest.
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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Since this is literally my job, I felt compelled to let everyone know that this is happening starting tomorrow.

NASA’s Artemis II Launch Mission Countdown Begins https://www.nasa.gov/blogs/missions/2026/03/30/nasas-artemis-ii-launch-mission-countdown-begins/

Why we aren’t making more of a deal about the first manned lunar launch in 50 years I have no fucking idea.

We have conference rooms set up and launch parties going everywhere starting tomorrow.

This is actually possibly good news in this fucked up moment.
yeah right

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I already only watch the NFL so I can keep up with you guys. Replacement refs are just going to give us more material, so I’m all for it.

Hell, pass a rule that each crew has to have a Make-A-Wish kid, or equal rights for refs with Downs, whatever. Let’s get nuts.
Horatio Cornblower

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Seems like a great day for nonsense.

2Pack

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THIS RECENTLY VACCINATED GUY RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY I CALL HIM A GUY WHO WAS SOLD A FLAT ROOF BECAUSE NOT HAVING SHINGLES HAD BETTER BE FUCKING WORTH IT.
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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Also seeing that rocket launch reminded me of one of my favorite jokes
🚀 💀 👻

rockingdog

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Us space nerds finally getting some action…

2Pack

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Hard to describe the emotions at work today.

As one of the resident “olds” the launch today took me back to my childhood.

I watched the first moon landing on TV and every launch and every splash down was shown to us in our classrooms in school.

I got the same elation today.
It’s where you can’t stop thinking about the crew aboard the ship after riding the biggest fucking rocket in history into space.

Work just blew up today.

My work handles primarily the launch and the monitoring that goes into it and just the fact that here 50+ years later my job is involved with that is…

God speed Artemis. Do your job and get home safe.

I feel like I’m 8 years old again.

And the moon is beautiful tonight.
yeah right

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Friends,

We have collectively willed something into existence!!

May God have mercy on our souls!

ballsofsteelandfury

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2Pack

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Oh fuck yes.

When planning the Paris trip one of the things I really wanted to do was the catacombs but they were closed for renovation until “Spring of 2026.”
They reopen on April 8th and we arrive on the 15th.

Fuck yeah. Millennia of dead people!
yeah right

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Pete Hegseth to the U.S. Army Chief of Staff before firing him (artist’s conception):

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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I just want a liter of vodka and some flavored seltzer
Unsurprised

Look at this guy and the metric system over here. Take some more U’s while you’re at it.
BrettFavresColonoscopy

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A rite of passage between fathers and sons is your sons testing their strength and manhood against you.

And it’s so sweet to whisper in their ear, “You might be bigger, but I’ll kick the shit out of you.”

Ah, the song of generational change.
jjfozz

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A day in the life . . .

I’m downstairs.

Wife: “Fozz, come up here and take this ham downstairs.”
Me: “Shit. My knee is fucked. Just bring it down.”
Wife: “I’m doing something! Just come up here.”
Me: “Throw it down!”
Wife: (who thinks I have no athletic skills cause she played lax in college.) “Are you going to catch it?”
Me: “Just wait -”
Wife throws ham.
I miss it.
Wife: “I knew it.”

So, I dropped a ham in a ham tossing contest in a darkened stairwell.
jjfozz

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By the way, Lent actually ended at sunset on Holy Thursday. So drink up.

Brick Meathook

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Later all, going to spend time with wife.
ArmedandHammered

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THESE UCLA BRUINS LEMME TELL YA I CALL THEM TRANSPHOBE MAGA JUDGES AND LAWYERS MAKING ANTI-TRANS LAWS LEGAL BECAUSE THEY ARE MAKING LIFE HELL ON THE LADY COCKS ON THE COURT
fleshwound_NPG

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I like me some Dawn Staley and it started when I heard an interview she had after losing to Iowa’s Caitlin Clark. She flat out said that Clark was going to put up 30+ points and they were good with that but they had no idea how unselfish she was. They didn’t account for Monika Czinano and how good she was. “I hope me saying this blows up her socials because she deserves it.”
scotchnaut

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Hey what time do those who do celebrate zombie Jesus day get done with church? Trying to figure out how big of a mistake agreeing to brunch was this morning.
BrettFavresColonoscopy

The 11:00 am service is pretty big with the lazy Papists, can’t speak to the Protestant heretics. If you can get where you’re going by 11:30 you can probably beat the faithful.
Horatio Cornblower

Bless this holy day full of lies and blood

DJ TAJ

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I did some serious decluttering today. A big box of books and a bunch of my son’s old toys, but I kept his action figures, hot wheels, and five stuffies. Maybe someday I’ll be able to part with those, but I’m still not ready. It’s been almost 16 years since Ben died, I probably won’t ever be! Everything that’s left fits in his toy box, so it’s at least contained. Three garbage bags full of ( my) clothes, and a bunch of hangers are going too. I’m going to buy a wardrobe from Ikea so I can put my clothes in there and use my closet for the stuff that’s in my ridiculously expensive storage unit. $113 bucks for a 5X 5, what a fucking racket!
I have to get my taxes done tomorrow, I think there’s a donation spot near there.
Gumbygirl

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