The Emptiness, It Fills Me-Your Thursday Night Open Thread

Isn’t that ironic? Or is it a paradox? I ain’t really care because I’m just wanting some hot NFL draft action in my veins-that should tide me over for a bit.

Following BFC’s lead, I’m just going to throw some point-form spaghetti at your wall.

-Hail Michigan! I don’t want to diminish their accomplishment in any way because winning a title in what are essentially the early days of the NIL landscape is a phenomenal achievement. Still, given their history, I’m a bit surprised that this is only their 2nd National Title.

-Watching the game, I was struck by the size of the athletes and how little room there seemed to be on the court. There’s always been yapping about raising the height of the net but I’d like to see the length and width of the court increased and the three point line pushed back a bit.

-On that note, the NFL still seems to have a field that I wouldn’t toy with, which seems odd because the size of the players has grown so much over the last 30 years. I was reading an article about greatest draft busts and Tony Mandarich was mentioned. I think he was about 6’4″, 310 and was considered a beast back in 1989. Today, he’d be a project that would have to spend some serious time with the weights.

-Speaking of non-Marika busts, I’ll tell you a story but there needs to be a setup. I once posted that for periods of time in college football that it was safe to draft a certain position from a certain school-Nebraska, 70’s o-linemen-USC, 70’s and 80’s, running backs-Saban’s Alabama team, wide receivers-because of a talent/position coach synchronicity. The Giants loved Michigan running backs-all drafted in the 1st fucking round-Jarrod Bunch, Tyrone Wheatley and Butch Woolfolk. What. The. [shakes head]

-There are too many Jalen/Jaylen’s in the NBA.

-The Orioles Zack Eflin is scheduled for Tommy John surgery-you gotta give him credit, still doing quality medical work after all these years. You’re a good one, Tommy John.

-Holy Crap! Sens d-man Thomas Chabot is going to be in the lineup tonight 17 days after breaking an arm which required surgery. I think we should all cheer for this wonderful hockey team from Ottawa as a respectful tribute to the man.

Here’s your assignment-what draft pick for your team was the worst? Or better yet-what guy did you think was going to set the world on fire and turned out to be a dud? I’ll see you down below.

 

 

 

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Redshirt

I take one Mental Health Day disconnecting from phone and media and Melania tries to give Donny a stroke?!

“Good. I nearly started World War III and got myself sent to the Hague, but everyone has forgotten about Epstein! Huh, what is Melania doing giving a speech?”

Melania Trump blasts ‘lies’ linking her to Epstein and calls for Congress to hold hearing for victims | CNN Politics

LemonJello

Huh, how did we forget about JaMarcus Russell?

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

We don’t have any Raiders fans here, right, RTD?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I knew Cade McNown was a terrible pick from go if that helps. Same on Jimmy Clausen, but I’m no Mel Kiper.

Gumbygirl

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

My cat was munching on the remnants of my potato chips this evening.

rockingdog

Sent this to my buddy at work b/c he showed me pics on his phone of his baby at lunch

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fAWvvE9w6Po&list=RDfAWvvE9w6Po&start_radio=1&pp=ygURc3RhcnRlZCBhcyBhIGJhYnmgBwE%3D

WCS

Jon Lajoie is a Canadian hero. Somehow found him before The League was a thing. He’s actually why I gave the show a try.

rockingdog

Found a funny:

my dad: people today are too sensitive
me: u bitches cried when dylan went electric

rockingdog

Laundry time 🧺
And watching the Padres game on my laptop ⚾️

Hope this game is Rockingggg!!!!
Goooo Padres!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[shakes fist at Knicks, Josh Hart in particular]

2Pack

Well since you mentioned non Marika busts…

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rockingdog

Found a funny:

ME: How’s it look?

MECHANIC LOOKING UNDER MY IMAGINATION’S HOOD: *wiping hands on a rag* I see your problem. You’ve been filling this thing up with despair when it’s supposed to run on joy.

King Hippo

Remember when the Donks drafted Maurice Clarett with a supplemental 3rd, and Mel Kiper gave them a standing ovation?

Pepperidge FarmKING HIPPO remembers. Motherfucker didn’t even make the cut BEFORE final cutdowns.

Pretty sure he ended up in prison.

WCS

Remember when Mel Kiper said he’d retire if Jimmy Clausen didn’t become an MVP candidate quartered back?

Pepperidge Farms YINZER WCS remembers.

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SonOfSpam

Yeah but he gave us this:

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Brick Meathook

The only Jimmy Clausen pic.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Eh, there’s also the banana hammock one. But I don’t want to Google it and mess up my algorithm. Again.

King Hippo

yes he WAAASSSS

WCS

Ice Stillers just clinched a playoff spot. Crosby and Malkin are back to continue to piss off fans of other teams!

Doktor Zymm

I have as many NFL sacks as Vernon Gholston!

Brocky

And I have the same amount of rushing yards as Bernie Davis!

You know, this one isn’t as funny when I type it out loud

Brocky

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Mr. Ayo

More like Lose Vegas. RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!

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WCS

Limas Sweed and Santonio Holmes come to mind, immediately.

Holmes will always have the Superb Owl catch to bail him out. Sweed… ugh.

Both of these guys would/could make incredible, “HOW THE HELL DID HE DO THAT” kind of catches. See Holmes’ winning catch. However, both would routinely drop easy five-yard slant passes that hit him squarely in the chest and hands. A lot.

Yelling, “SSSSSWWWWWEEEEEEEDDDDDDD” to the heavens was a common occurrence.

Artie Burns and Ziggy Hood also are worth mentioning.

Gumbygirl

Yeah, forgot about Limas. He really bit the big one

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Doktor Zymm

I wouldn’t expect a guy with beans for a first name and a root vegetable as a last name to be any good. Mayyybe a guy named Garbonza Rutabegge

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Gumbygirl

Steelers biggest bust? Some would say Kenny Pickett, but I blame Canada. I’d say Jarvis Jones was the worst.

WCS

He was over-drafted. The franchise has admitted they were terrified of having another Dan Marino scenario, and talked themselves into Pickett. Putting him under direction of Matt Canada was the dealbreaker in terms of any potential development.

Gumbygirl

Yeah, Devin Bush was also overdrafted.

Doktor Zymm

Still wonder what he was doing trying to walk across a highway in the middle of the night. I kinda suspect he has a ‘buddy’ who thought it would be hilarious to drive off after pulling over to let Haskins take a pee and has kept his mouth shut ever since out of guilt

WCS

I thought it happened in the late morning, like 11:30?

Doktor Zymm

More like 6:30 am, which I think still counts as night when it’s still dark out and you haven’t gone to bed yet (which seemed to be the case with Haskins, BAC of 0.24 and had called his wife an hour or two earlier)

Doktor Zymm

He also had a bunch of drugs in his system including ketamine. The lawsuits after his death claim he was drugged and his watch stolen and also some extortion at a couple restaurants and a golf course earlier on, and he also supposedly was driving a rental truck that ran out of gas while getting onto the highway, but it’s all pretty vague

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The Celtics got Neemias Queta on a 3 year deal for $7.2 million.

He’s putting up an average of 10.3 points and 8.3 rebounds per game. Even Mike Brown is impressed by that value.

NotShogunButShogun

Mandarich. There is no other answer.

King Hippo

NC State’s run defense (in bowl games) did a great jorb making some dudes a whole lot of moneys.

Everything worked out ok for the drafting team, too. At least with Edgerrin James!

/maybe not so much with Tim Biakabatuka…

Doktor Zymm

Badabing Biakabatuka!

SonOfSpam

In 2013 the Rams drafted Tavon Austin with the 8th overall pick.

That was poor. BUT. That was the St Louis Rams, so…

in 2021 the Rams drafted Tutu Atwell with their 1st pick (it was in the 2nd round).

Hey Rams: Please stop drafting tiny wide receivers.

On the flipside, the Rams’ top two picks in 1983 were Eric Dickerson and Henry Ellard. THAT is how you draft.

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SonOfSpam

Yeah, the d is a little quicker in the pros.

“Boy howdy”
-D. Favre

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