Monday Morning Mock Draft: Capitalize On This!

Guten Tag, drones.

This week’s pick comes from the list of ideas I compiled during the season, either from my won random musings or, when they’re actually good, from suggestions from people like Rikke or Scotchy, but never from Hippo.

For the last time, Hippo, we are not doing a mock draft on “different ways to spell ‘ennui’”

I must admit, however, that the timing of this suggestion was inspired by Yeah Right and DJ Taj’s trip to Paris, a city I suspect will go very high this morning.  Certainly it will out perform Shedur Sanders.

This week we draft World Capitals.  Not “Capitols” because those are the buildings that house the people that work in the capital city, a fun fact I just looked up when making sure I was using the right one.

Look at us, learning on a Monday morning!

Anyway, the rules are very simple:  if it’s a capital city, and you like it, you can draft it.

And I’m going to get out ahead on this one and say “yeah, fine, go ahead and draft fake cities if you want to, I don’t care” because that is very much going to happen.  Just remember that Gondor is the kingdom, Minas Tirith is the capital.  Gondor itself is not a city.  I would hate for someone to get fired for making that mistake.

State capitals do not count, nor do provincial capitals.  Territorial capitals DO count, a completely arbitrary rule I made just in case I might want to take San Juan at some point.

With the first pick I, a very limited world traveler, (and under no circumstances am I drafting Johannesburg), am going to take Prague, the capital of whatever we’re calling the left half of Czechoslovakia these days, and the featured image above.

/quick Google

Ah, The Czech Republic.  Boy, there’s some imagination at work.  Good goin’ guys.

Anyway, I hear it’s beautiful and that the beer scene is outrageous.  They also like hockey, and I’m told it’s relatively affordable.  I will, however, insist on keeping the Sudetenland.

The rest of you are on the clock.

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scotchnaut

Hey, wanna buy a wailing wall? I can let ya have it for cheap.

Doktor Zymm

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Tbilisi is another sleeper fave, amazing food and wine, and mostly honest cab drivers

WCS

…the occasional Russian invasion…

Doktor Zymm

That’s only up in the north of the country

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

5. Did nobody take Budapest? I’ll take Budapest, I thought it was neat and a friend of mine now has Hungarian citizenship so I can probably score like a 10% discount or something.

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Brick Meathook

Here’s the Old Quarter of Hanoi, which is as close to what Singapore and Hong Kong used to be as you’ll find today. I want to go there.

You can watch and bet on a good Russian Roulette match there too, I’ve heard.

https://ibb.co/hRDRFkVG

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SonOfSpam

I was a hostage once during a bank robbery. After a while, I realized the robbers were very nice and justified in what they were doing. Anyway, here’s Stockholm:

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Doktor Zymm

One of my favorite cities

Sharkbait

Canberra Australia. Never been, but Australia is awesome so I’ll take it

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

4. Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. It looks very impressive, I’m sure it’s fine.

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SonOfSpam

My brain goes here every time that city is mentioned:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KYS6xeoBnc

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

you have to have free will to choose free will ppl forget that

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That’s weird when I first loaded the page it was the Rush video for Freewill.

Doktor Zymm

I like KL, plus it’s quite affordable

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