Subsequent GTD reflections

Hello there fellow DFO’er.  Hope you’re well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain.  There’s no reason as to why some comments make it and others don’t. Seriously. There isn’t.

I’m enjoying the FIFA games, even tho I’m doing terrible in the picking pool.  Nice to have something to kinda watch every night and afternoons if you have the time.

Without further ado, here are the comments of the week.

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THIS MEMORANDUM OF UNDERSTANDING BETWEEN THE UNITED STATES AND IRAN I CALL IT A CANADIAN GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE INCEL WEIRDO LOSERS KEEP ASSURING US THAT IT EXISTS BUT WON’T ACTUALLY SHOW IT TO US.
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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By the way, picture me explaining to an 80+ year-old woman “No, see the clock didn’t start running until the ball is in play, and the ball isn’t in play until it touches a player that is in bounds. While a player is holding it out of bounds the clock doesn’t start. BUT, the out of bounds player has five seconds to get the ball in, but the clock doesn’t count that, the referee does, and…”

and you’ll have a pretty good idea why I’m even considering another drink right now.
Horatio Cornblower

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I got my new glasses, and now I can see everything clearly. I hate it.
Gumbygirl

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All this attention on New York, well DC has a primary election tomorrow and zero world cup games. So there.
BrettFavresColonoscopy

DC’s new sport is MMA, real classy-like
SonOfSpam

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So Youngest Skull Fracture kid is driving for the warehouse and picked up a bunch of stuff at multiple sites in/around Toronto last week. Along his merry way he ‘lost’ an entire skid of product. So it begins, I call around to every stop-“Is there so-and-so sitting around at your facility?” Someone found it today.

Me: “We got lucky, ‘X’ facility found the skid.”

YSFK: “Took them long enough.”

Me: [swallows immense amount of bile, tries to remain calm] “It would have taken them no time at all if you hadn’t lost it in the first place.”
scotchnaut

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I just want it noted that, so far today, I have reviewed and reported on over 100 pages of medical records, spoken with a client and an expert on different cases, completed a review of a new case with 300+ pages of documents, and am about to start a deposition.

At no point today have I been wearing pants.

And they say dreams don’t come true.
Horatio Cornblower

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STOP FUCKING FALLING DOWN YOU FUCKING PUSSIES!

And after that outburst, both of my sons escorted me out of the living room and banned me from watching World Cup soccer with them.

Fucking ingrates. They can sleep in the forest tonight.
jjfozz

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In important events,

        Sam Adams says from Thursday to Sunday, the Tartan Army drank four times as much Boston Lager as it normally sells during a typical four-day holiday stretch like the Fourth of July. https://t.co/g8NvYxiQD6

— NBC News (@NBCNews) June 16, 2026
Don T

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Thinking about getting a soccer jersey…

Mbappe or Messi are cool.
rockingdog

Pele with “of anal” really small underneath
BrettFavresColonoscopy

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I was just on the phone with a customer service guy who said like 2 sentences very slowly then FELL ASLEEP AND STARTED SNORING INTO THE PHONE
Doktor Zymm

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“…when corruption, grift, and self-dealing are having A Moment at the highest levels of American government and international business.”

HEY SHUT UP YOU CANADIA-

(realizes Rev is Amurrican)

YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKIN-

(realizes Rev is an edumacated lawyer)

YOU DON’T KNOW M-

(realizes we’ve met in real life)

Fine, we’re a corrupt fascist idiocracy. Happy?
SonOfSpam

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I’m really tired of this renovation shit. Place is looking better every week but each step turns more complicated. Better that Wifey and I are both around now to address things that come up with the work crews. I’d hate to think of what the place would look like if we were both still working. Everything taking twice as long. This summer will suck but, knock on wood, most should be done by the fall, a year later than advertised. A picture of the “progress” is attached.

2Pack

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Georgey says hey y’all

ThePirateSloth

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Jesus, I go to pick up a couple of pizzas, come back and Canada’s at war with Qatar?

What strange times these are.
Horatio Cornblower

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Am.vibrating like a gently used Hitachi.
litre_cola

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While it’s certainly messed up that the only lasting impact of the George Floyd protests is a semi-official holiday mainly benefiting white-collar workers, I will be sure to reflect on the many hardships that made it possible for me to get a massage and go ice skating today instead of sitting in a comfy chair yelling at AI to do work for me
Doktor Zymm

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3 days hard drinking in Ottawa with my work crew. Can’t wait to get home and rest.

/checks phone

Wife said Deci went to school today in a Scottish kit and expects me to pick him up and go to the pub. We soldier on.
litre_cola

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Scotland House is the move.

Sharkbait

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I wish this Turkish team was around over 100 years ago. With all the missed shots maybe more of my great-grandmother’s family would have survived.
Senor Weaselo

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I’m a little tipsy. Someone come push me over the edge.
BrettFavresColonoscopy

WCS

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⚽️ 🙌

rockingdog

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For early Fathers’ Day, my daughter took me to the (official name) National Museum of the US Air Force. “The Air Force museum,” just outside of WPAFB. Her dad being an airplane nerd like every red-blooded American boy, she got her very own airplane docent. Added bonus once I got to the WWII section was, “Built a model of that.” Which included models of the Gemini capsule, the LEM, and the Saturn V. Daughter: “You built a lot of models.”

Added bonus: there’s a Buc-ees right outside Dayton, at the exit that takes you to the museum. That place is insane.
BugEyedBoo

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We just had dinner at our favorite local Mexican joint, (no, not tacos at Applebees), and it turns out the family raft runs it is Ecuadorean. The matriarch stood on a chair and sang along with the national anthem, cheerfully admitting she didn’t know all of it, the waitresses were all wearing Ecuador team shirts, and no one is getting their food orders in after 8:00 pm.

When the game kicked off I asked if we could switch the TV back to golf, just to see how much of a riot I would start. The bartender confirmed that the kitchen staff would likely knife me.
Horatio Cornblower

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Pretty gnarly Dad’s Day gift: Lil and Lil’er WCS are performing in a local theater troupe’s performance of Alixe In Wonderland.
Lil’er WCS even has a credit as “The Dormouse.”
I loathe musicals, but this is really great.
WCS

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Here’s a picture I got of the McDonald’s on the Champs a few years ago. This was just a quick overnight on my way back from Ukraine, Finland and Denmark just a few months before Russia decided to really step up their level of assholery

Doktor Zymm

Isn’t that the 4th country that has plunged into chaos shortly after you left?
ballsofsteelandfury

Dok: “It’s just a coincidence! Next question.”

Also Dok: “Where my Lava Lovers fan base at?”
scotchnaut

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litre_cola

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