There’s A Rumble Off In The Distance: Your Monday Night Open Thread

He’s here!

-I would like to note that one dumb putz wrote a headline something like, “Donald Works Out For Rams A Second Time”. The implication being that he was trying out for the Rams. How could someone get something so ass-backward wrong? Any time Donald walks onto the field, into the gym, runs through a drill or drives by the practice facility Rams officials are crossing their fingers, holding their breath and trying to stifle excited giggles. That’s the actual dynamic in play here, shithead.

Von Gets Another Paycheque:

And it’s got bonafide Dallas stink on it! It’s worth up to 7.5 mil with incentives-not bad for a 37 yr-old on the downside. But this is how the end of his career is playing out, one year deals, going wherever the wind, money and the possibility of another chip takes him. Don’t blame him one bit. Kudos [through gritted teeth] to Jerrah for throwing money at Dallas’ biggest problem. (aside from the GM) I’m sure that if he’s mildly aware of social media the wolves were howling for something to be done. Or was it actually the ghosts of Vegas hookers past trying to get the money he owed them?

A Kind of Unraveling?:

Puka is still being kept out of practice due to some ongoing twinges in his lower back. His style of play is very physical and one wonders if he can keep it up. Look, I know the Rams are being intelligent about his body because they’re a franchise that tends to pay close attention to things that other teams don’t. But still, in college he only played one full season.

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