Hey guys, my birthday is next week. If you’ve ever wanted to do something nice for old Internet Dad, please think about a donation in DFO’s name to Planned Parenthood or the ACLU or any of the awesome organizations working to help people right now. Or send scotch.
The average price of an abortion is, according the interent, @ $490.00
I will be donating that amount to Planned Parenthood, but not in DFO’s name.
In Mike Pence’s. Congratulations Mike, you just paid for an abortion.
You got it, man. Just donated to both of them along with the SPLC.
By the way, happy early birthday, DTZM!
Thank you! I really appreciate it so much. I’m at full freakout on T@#$P right now. I’m calling random senators and screaming incoherently about Betsy DeVos today.
Hey, I took a bunch of kids to march in Denver. On a Saturday. In the morning!
Actually, I signed up to do pro bono work with this organization: http://www.rmian.org/volunteer/ I suggest signing up for something similar if you can.
Also, I’m not exactly pro Bono. I am kind of indifferent to U2.
That’s a great suggestion. I’m working with the teacher’s union right now to try to stop Betsy DeVos from endumbening your kids.
Done, and done again.
Love it, OSZ!
Well, didn’t Trump say he’d unite us?
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/aclu-raises-more-money-online-in-one-weekend-than-in-all-of-2016/ar-AAmnVxP?OCID=ansmsnnews11
Ive already donated to both these organizations and sent you booze. So now what?
Ha! There are a lot of other organizations that could use support, like the Southern Poverty Law Center.
I’d add the effective environmental organizations too. I belong to a couple of free thought and separation of church and state. I didn’t donate much at all last year….. my donations are going up every month now.
That;s an excellent point, Moose.
The Sierra Club and National Resources Defense Counsel come to mind.
Now you should send me booze. I live in the south for fucks sake. You know the kind of stupidity I’m having to listen to?
Hey, I live in the Midwest. We are just as stupid. Although I live in Illinois, home of Badass Barry and Tough Tammy Duckworth.
I think of us a one great big family, so I made a donation in your name to Focus On The Family. They seem nice.
(j/k really I walked up to my Republican neighbor and punched her in the face and said “WELCOME TO THE DFO, BITCH” and then stepped on her throat.)
Perfect. That’s the gift that keeps on giving.
I prefer something more tangible. How about this?
I mean, saving the world is good, right?
Dear Gob…
On Saturday, Dr. Mrs. Deadly, J.D. answered the call to go to LAX and take statements. They already had enough volunteers so she didn’t end up doing anything, but I’m still very proud of her for going. She mentioned this morning wanting to give money to the ACLU and I said “absolutely”. I regret not saying “abso-fucking-lutely”.
How much was her Uber to the airport?
I love how smoothly Lyft slid in to capitalize on its mistake, as if it’s not equally as bad for being an anti-labor dodge concocted by entitled, overpaid techbro assholes.
A trip to LAX is close to the ultimate sacrifice.
I almost feel bad for reserving Mass Effect back in October. I mean, not terrible, because we all need our escapes, but almost.