2017 Quotables – Week 5 (Submissions)

I’d be critical of the NFL for a slate of really bad games this week…but I don’t want to be accused of not supporting The Troops^TM. In all honesty, it was tough mining for decent gifs this week but you’ve all done a lot more with a lot less in the past so, as they say, next man up. But first, Power Rankings were updated for Week 6:

Last week (Week 5):
Top 5: KC, ATL, DET, GB, PHI
Bottom 5: SF, CLE, LAC, MIA, NYG

This week (Week 6):
Top 5: KC, ATL, GB, PHI, CAR
Bottom 5: SF, CLE, NYG, CHI, ARI

Carolina is 4-1 in a not-2015 NFC South, though a match against PHI this week will tell us if they’re for real. Meanwhile, LAC sneaks out of the cellar for a week thanks to a visit to the WR-less Giants. Also, the never-say-die Jets are back in contention — how foolish was I to think that this is a franchise who clearly wasn’t building a winning team when, in reality, they were building an AFC East leader? But hey, I’m a guy so I can talk about things like ‘records’ and ‘routes’ and ‘birth control coverage’.

Anyways, I’m still working on properly sizing files to host etc so, hopefully, we’re faster loading with this week’s Quotables submissions, below.