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First Saturday night of playoff action can only mean one thing:
STOMPIN’ TOM!
Tonight’s sports:
Dammmmm
Mmm. The fanfic is strong in this picture
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:belch:
I keep expecting someone to pop out with a snorkel on.
The best edit I saw
Sharks win. Cool!
last funny:
Next generation Monopoly pieces:
-Croc
-Fedora
-Prius
-iPhone
-Starbucks cup
-A thimble because we’ve made very little progress in that area.
As anticapitalist as that game is, I appreciate the consistency of using symbols of 2018’s excesses in the form of the iPhone, Starbucks, and Prius. The thimble is only because it’s easier to mold than a Pakistani child’s thumb.
This Essendon/Port matchup split the tipping pool
So today was a waste. Sucked at the gym, sluggish all day, napped, still sluggish, now getting all high.
So glad to have that test behind me.
So glad to have that test behind me.
That’s the important part. The rest you can just reboot in the morning.
They’re just not very good at hockeying
Windex and douche both use ammonia, so …
Summer’s Eve – Don’t leave streaks!
I think we’ll all be pulling our goalie after tonight’s game
Corey Perry just committed a majorly stupid penalty.
seems like they are checked out
I did zero of the work I intended to complete today.
Same here!
I did most.
But now it hurts.
watching hockey, I still don’t know what Icing is…. Is that important and something I should know?
Not really. Just know that if it happens, the team that iced the puck will have a faceoff in their zone and they aren’t allowed to change their players, which gives them a disadvantage if those players have been on the ice for a while
Gotta love the NHL, where they have two playoffs game start at the same time and then leave a 5 hour gap for the next game. That’s great fucking product promotion.
DIY vasectomy.
“Did you expect me to not be a disgrace?” -Gary Bettman
3rd period sharks-ducks is exciting….
goddamnit, Quackers
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