“Late in the evening the American Football Fan, awash in a sea of carbohydrates and intoxicants, settles down for the evening. Its energy is spent and the couch sings its siren song-few can resist. Those that have already found their way back to their lair begin to go over-in what could be called their minds-the things they’ll type on blog sites or shout into phones during call-in shows the following day.”
Dal @ NO: Good news for the Cowboys-Ingram is not Devonta Freeman and Spiller isn’t anyone at this point. Dallas should be able to put Taylor Swift behind this O-Line and get 75 yards out of her. The only concern would be the song she inevitably comes out with detailing the lack of support Weeden gave her and that she has to move on now. Can you see the despair in Brees’ eyes as he surveys the diseased deathscape that is the Saints roster? The one that reminds him of New Orleans post-Katrina?
Ooof. Good morning all. I need to not hate-drink so much when the Cowboys play in prime time. Kitten therapy.
http://www.tehcute.com/pics/201110/marshmellow-kitten-big.jpg
Boys
http://i.imgur.com/6bxoaPC.jpg
I’ll lock the door, turn off the porch light, and put your hand in some warm water.
http://33.media.tumblr.com/5d926d817a5e9b5629029ef371c6b853/tumblr_np879cMMCq1u66brso4_500.gif
Too tired to jizz in your ear……. this time.
https://vimeo.com/85609061
http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2015-06/11/16/imagebuzz/webdr14/anigif_optimized-14656-1434054111-5.gif
Working from home problems.
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:taps mic:
Is this thing still on?
I napped after my scare earlier. I am wide awake at midnight now
Had a similar nap schedule, sans scare. Now watching Blade Runner. Hope your night got better.
H. Jon Benjamin is somehow shorter than Tom Cruise. Pam is hot IRL
http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Amber+Nash+Comic+Con+International+2012+Archer+AQ1DrwAjV_wl.jpg
I am out for the night after this.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/5cf59bf7b066e419bdf51fad8125869f/tumblr_mmi6l7dvzB1rmkvvyo1_500.gif
I lied, if this is the only Pam gif that will be not the norm
I would sell a kidney to be part of a four-way with Princess Zelda, Chery/Carol, and Pam.
Yeah, everyone would. This seems like a normal thing to think.
Alright I should just shut up at this point. Let my puppy out now and I realize he hasn’t had real food since 7 am when I woke up and let him out. I might make nachos and just share half of it with him so he gets some food
LACES UP, ENTIRE NFL.
I am not liking you guys because no one jumped on board with the Amber Nash thing.I really am a fan. Am I the only one that just LOVES talent?
She had me at “cooch chili.”
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Fuck you photobucket.
So, the only player to connect on a kcik today was Ndamukong Suh?
Are you talking about him kicking off the helmet of whatever the Dolphins QB is out of bounds. Already forgot. My dad was bitching about that earlier.
I really like that Dallas lost again. I also have to say again Amber Nash is amazing
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/v9BltRBnrmo/maxresdefault.jpg
Spiller’s got to see someone about his pinkeye.
Can Romobyl occur if Romo isn’t in the game?
This was more of a Weeden Mile Island
I mean, he was still THERE
So 12 hours later I am still pissed I couldn’t form a coherent Fitzpatrick/Houdini/Dying from AIDs joke this morning
10-4, Snowball
37 dicks?
In a row?
(But I meant Pam in Archer Vice…since she makes like three Houdini died of AIDS jokes over the series)
/shows self out
Amber Nash is a goddess
http://rehabforthefabulous.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Terminator-judgement-day.gif
Romobyl is inevitable. It can only be delayed.
Herm: IT’S TIME FOR THE COWBOYS FRANCHISE TO BE PUT ON INDEFINITE HIATUS
Ah ha. Fuck Dallas.
I have a feeling a lot of kickers will be shot in dimly lit parking lots this week (have been watching too much Narcos)
Al would be more excited but a) he was rooting for Dallas and b) he’s drunk
I blame the D-Fence for this one.
Yup. That’s about right. Fuck you Cowboys. The only way I could lose in the OT game was a Dallas bed-shit. Should have seen it coming.
Well it’s not a Doopy Pantz Pick 6, but still, DERP.
well okay
CJ Spiller? ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Praise be to Breesus
Well fuck this…
Oh shit. Chris may have just won our fantasy match up with that play.
Okay, not quite, but he just has to hope the Detroit TE has an okay night.
Welp. There goes the tie.
That clang sounded like the Tecmo Super Bowl post.
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That’s the weather…and now to the sports report:
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I would like to move to Mexico.
Did the idiot announcers just say the game can’t end in a tie. Why can’t they fire these assholes.
I’d make a Donovan McNabb joke but… eh…
me to lady snow: “this has been the day of the missed field goal, but man this is a gimme”
The kickers are revolting against all the rule changes.
You fuck with the Zendejas Union, you get what you get muchacho
Well, they are revolting today, yes.
I don’t… I can’t…. what in the fuck just happened?
CLANG CLANG CLANG GOES THE FIELD GOAL
HERP DERP DERP GOES THE FANS
THUDRONG! is what happened
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Another graduate of the Josh Scobee school of kicking.
http://www.theamericanconservative.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/yul_brenner_jpg-magnum.jpg
Weeden is going to throw a pick-six in OT. So let it be written, so let it be done.
World’s Greatest Doink!!!!
Santonio Holmes disagrees
I would have had my Cowboys cover if he’d made that, but this is way better.
HO. WHA. Fffffuuuu! WTFF?
TIE TIE TIE MY DARLING
DON’T SCORE A SINGLE POINT
TIE TIE TIE MY DARLING
JUST RUN UP THE MIDDLE
LMAO
Now now there’s still time for a Weeden Hail Mary/pick six
Pussies