Your “Barely Making An Effort” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

NFL Nuggets:

• The Jags are trying out Terrelle Pryor.
  • As a Wide Receiver. They have enough terrible backup QBs.
  • He played for both the Jets & Bills in 2018.

• Todd Gurley is working out but not doing drills at Rams OTAs.
  • They are trying to reduce the workload on his arthritic knees, so they can stay fresh longer during the season.
    • Including (likely) keeping him out of all their pre-season games.

• The security guard Ezekiel Elliott shoved in Las Vegas is reconsidering the option of pressing charges.
  • He wants “a sincere apology” from Zeke, not the perfunctory one he received where “he didn’t maintain eye contact. It didn’t seem sincere at all.”
  • If he chooses to press charges, get ready for another round of Roger Goodell vs. The Cowboys.

Tonight’s sports:

• NHL:  
  • Game 2 – St. Louis at Boston – 8:00PM | NBC / CBC
• MLB:
  • Jays at Rays – 7:00PM | Sportsnet1
  • Cubs at Astros – 8:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
• MLS:
  • Montreal vs. Real Salt Lake – 7:30PM | TSN5

Other TV:

• Archer:1999 – Premiere – 10:00PM | FXX / Adult Swim

It’s not much, but it beats the alternative of “nothing” once the hockey is over.