NFL Nuggetry:
- Franchise Taggery!
- The Jags are going to use a tag on Yannick Ngakoue.
- He responded by tweeting, “The Jaguars are aware I no longer have interest in signing a long-term contract in Jacksonville. Duval, I love you and gave you guys everything I got. I’m thankful for the journey and look forward to continuing my career elsewhere.”
- The thinking is that the Jags will use the tag to heighten trade interest, and get something akin to what they got for Jalen Ramsey.
- Frank Clark is the 2019 example.
- According to ESPN, the franchise tag for his position carries an approximate salary of $19.3 million in 2020.
- The Bengals are going to tag A.J. Green, despite having no one at present to throw him the ball.
- Joe Burrow seems interested in having a Pro Bowl target on the field for his rookie season.
- “I think with any rookie quarterback, the more help you can get, the better, and A.J.’s been one of the best players at his position for a very long time,” Burrow said.
- The tag is estimated to be worth around $18.5 million.
- Joe Burrow seems interested in having a Pro Bowl target on the field for his rookie season.
- The Jags are going to use a tag on Yannick Ngakoue.
- Free agent stupidity!
- Both Peter King and Mike Florio are trying to promote a Brady-to-the-Niners rumour that seems downright laughable:
- King’s scenario:
- Both Brady & Garoppolo play 2020 for the Niners.
- Jimmy G has $15.7 million in salary guaranteed for 2020.
- If he’s a backup, he never hits his bonus clauses, which will surely want to make him stick around after Brady leaves.
- Jimmy G has $15.7 million in salary guaranteed for 2020.
- He envisions a Manning – Osweiler situation.
- Both Brady & Garoppolo play 2020 for the Niners.
- Florio’s scenario:
- Garoppolo would be traded. (Possibly back to the Patriots.)
- His cap hit for the new team is an affordable $25.4 million compensation package for 2020, plus the next year at $25.5 million and then one more season at $25.6 million.
- The 49ers would absorb a cap charge of only $4.2 million, thanks to a low signing bonus.
- Garoppolo would be traded. (Possibly back to the Patriots.)
- King’s scenario:
- Both Peter King and Mike Florio are trying to promote a Brady-to-the-Niners rumour that seems downright laughable:
- Collective Bargaining Animus!
- Giants OT Nate Solder is leading the “Yes” movement for the new CBA.
- “It’s a great deal for core players,” he says.
- “Minimum salaries would go up significantly, with bumped-up benefits for current players and retired players. We’d increase the practice squad [from 10 to 14 by 2022] . Work rules would improve.”
- Here’s where the divide amongst players emerges:
- “You have a couple of guys on Twitter who have millions of followers criticizing the deal. Other guys who support it might have 5,000 followers. Their voices aren’t loud. In some ways, I’m trying to be a voice for the voiceless,” Solder said.
- “It’s a great deal for core players,” he says.
- Giants OT Nate Solder is leading the “Yes” movement for the new CBA.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Avalanche at Red Wings – 7:30PM | NHLN
- Oilers at Predators – 8:00PM | Sportsnet
- NBA:
- Rockets at Knicks – 7:00PM | Sportsnet1
- Bucks at Heat – 7:30PM | TSN2 / NBATV
- NCAA:
- North Carolina State at Duke – 7:00PM | ESPN
- Texas Tech at Baylor – 9:00PM | ESPN
- Wrasslin’:
- Monday Night Raw – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
That’s a slim docket of national entertainment this evening. Good thing Super Tuesday is…tomorrow?
Well at least the artwork is outstanding
Mike Trout knocked up his wife. How stupid. Kids cost a fortune!
Is that a B-52??
Convair B-36, predecessor to the B-52. Six R-4360 piston engines driving pusher-propellers.
No. This is:
Nice……
No; B-36.
https://www.thoughtco.com/cold-war-convair-b36-peacemaker-2361072
Hey, don’t feel bad. Bernie got (checks notes) Marianne Williamson, an anti-vaxxer to stump for him during a plague, so…that’s good too!
Don’t forget about Susan Sarandon!
Paul Hogan, the Australian comedy actor best known as “Crocodile” Dundee, played the Phantom in his variety comedy show.
The very first L-049 Lockheed Constellation, in 1943. Personally owned by Howard Hughes (actually the Hughes Tool Company, of which he was the sole stockholder):
Flat earthers on Monday….. fantastic.
They should be fed to the gators; it certainly wouldn’t stop stupidity, but it would trim a branch.
The DOUBLE SHOT racist joke writes itself!
Somehow, noodles/pasta are to blame.
NO TOUCHING!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04SLXwjJvqg
We Lost Him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BUBd9dQvtY
I somehow missed this episode the first time through. Holy shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEK97bSz6LQ
Z’s, “Oh, shit!” is perfect.
He’s my favorite semi-recurring character. It helps that every other role I’ve seen him in is hyper serious.
Also the rare occurrence of being a better version of his walking dead character than in the comic.
They are calling this Wings-Avs game “90s Night” but I haven’t seen even one fight or destabilization of a Balkan state break out.
What is the pubic hair situation?
It’s a glorious day for Serie A Lesser Footy, as their fans have been banned from attending games in order to fight the coronavirus, as opposed to their usually being banned from attending games for being a pack of racist assholes.
But can Hippo and I still gamble? Serie A is where I make the money. Ligue 1 is a crapshoot, bundesliga has shit odds.
Hippo prefers Bulgarian Div 2 and those folk will never shut their league down.
If the CDC really wanted people to be honest about reporting coronavirus, they would announce that it only targets people with huge, giant penises.
Ummmm
If this coronavirus gets out of hand, will they still play the March Madness NCAA basketball tournament even though there may be no one in the stands?
I have booked days off for debauchery, they sure as hell better play. I ain’t care if there are fans, GAMBLOR must be appeased.
All the players will be forced to wear bubble boy suits
Real ones, or the imaginary ones all Duke players have persuaded the refs are part of Duke’s uniform?
They can invite all the students taking the classes U*NC basketball players take
No matter the cost to players, staff, or attendees, in lives or destroyed futures, the NCAA will demand that the money still roll into their undeserving pockets.
ESPN scroll is telling me that Wilt Chamberlain scored 100 back on this day in 1962. Enough about the chicks, how many points did he get that night?
What always interested me about that game is that is was played in Hershey, PA.
There’s a joke there.
“There’s a highway that runs through Hershey and Wilt took it several times.”
/it’s like Seamus isn’t even trying these days, smgdh
Hehehehe
That’s strong.
Here’s a fun game to play: are any of these Detroit players good enough to be on Colorado’s roster? Only you can decide.
My son won a contest whereby he had free tickets to any Sens home game the rest of the year. Imagine my disappointment finding out that I couldn’t do a “Boots Grinding The Red Wings Face Into The Ground Forever” post.
Was the contest “having a pulse”? Because Ottawa is so desperate for fans, you see.
Your ‘Largest Goal Differential in Recent History” is showing. Ouch!
Janeane should openly laugh at King and spit in his mochaccino.
There can’t be a more obvious clickfart article. Of course it involved Peter King’s thought-droppings so it doesn’t involve subtle reasoning.
Found a funny:
hey now
you’re a horse girl
get your mane on
eat hay
hey now
you’re a horse, girl
nail your shoes on
scream neigh
It’s so sweet that you were able to reprint John Elway’s wedding vows for us to enjoy.
Oh thank you, you just reminded me of something.