How Will the Wolven Sort Set Things On Fire? Evening Open Thread

What did we learn early?  I’ll tell yew wut!

1. Everton is vile shite.
2. Steerfuckers North is vile shite (but still won eventually).
3. JV WKRP did not earn the style points they may need later.
4. 2121-22 is a challenging season for Bernard Gilkey and the lads.
5. Oh my, when City show up loaded for bear.  That was a beatdown.
6. I shit you not, both Illinois and Northern Illinois have head coaches fatter than Andy Reid.
7. Each morbidly obese coach got a dramatic win.
8. Hippo’s Four – UGA, tOSU, JV WKRP, Bama

I warn y’all, there is NO tweaker fixture this week.  Not by my omission, I assure you.  DO BETTER, JV NFL!

San Diego State (+3) at Air Force (7:00, CBSSN)

JV Boltmen! have been living dangerously, and as such, they get to be road dogs to the Zoomies.  Any chance of snow?  I am too lazy to look it up.

NC State (-3.5) at Miami-FL (7:30, ESPN2)

Oh man, that shit-pushing-in of the Massholes last week was the worst, because now I have bought in.  I foolishly think we could head into Winston-Salem 13 November, and the chips all be in the middle (to win the Division).  Why do I torment myself this way?  It’s just how we Wolven Sort roll.

Southern Cal (+7) at Notre Dame (7:30, NBC)

It would be mighty nice if Troi Boiz had the pride to step up this week, and salvage a bit of their good name.  But they don’t, and won’t.

West By God Virginia (+4.5) at TCU (7:30, ESPNU)

PRAY FOAR WCS.  Because MOAR blood FOAR the Bloodeyes God seems in store.

Utah (-3) at Oregon State (7:30, PAC-12)

Holy shit.  This is a very intriguing, no doubt watchable matchup.  That nobody will watch, because they put it in the crowded window and left the tweakers holding their bollocks.