Your “It’s Tuesday. Whoop-De-Facking-Do!” Tuesday Night Open Thread

“Fury” isn’t that good a movie. I have some Canadian “Premium” channels so I’ve been able to watch the last 45 minutes and then immediately watch the movie from the beginning. Shitty movies use “rhyming techniques” over and over and over again. It’s a tried-and-true method that creates emotional resonance in the viewer. Where was I? Answer: Way off course.

NBA-wise, BOS/ATL and MEM/SA are the games to eyeball.

In the league that is so much more exciting, TB/DET, PIT/NYR, ANA/NASH and STL/CHI are on tap and on ice.

In other news, JJ Watt worked out today and is pretending to be not-dying to tell you about it. And now…LET YOUR FINGERS DO THE WALKING!