AFL Beat! AFLW Finals Week 1 (continued) aaaand AFL Round 2!

This week, it’s all about one man:

Lance “Buddy” Franklin became only the 6th person in the over 100 year history of Australian Rules Football to score 1000 career goals.

It was a tremendous achievement and, as they say, THE CROWD WENT WILD. It was nice that it took place in Sydney so the home fans could celebrate with him. Here is some video of the actual moment:

https://youtu.be/A4Lk_3SaJSk

In other news, the other AFLW Qualifying Final was finally played! So, we will begin with the AFL and then move on to the AFLW.

Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat!

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Round 2 Recaps

Western Bulldogs 90 – 102 Carlton Blues

The Grand Final runners-up are 0-2 in the season and not looking good. The Blues, however, look great and are much improved from last year!

Here are the highlights:

Sydney Swans 107 – 77 Geelong Cats

The Cats from last week were nowhere to be seen but it was Buddy’s night. It couldn’t have been any other way.

Here are the highlights:

Collingwood Magpies 100 – 58 Adelaide Crows

The Pies are red-hot with a convincing victory over the lowly Crows. Adelaide just might win the Wooden Spoon.

Here are the highlights:

Essendon Bombers 57 – 75 Brisbane Lions

The Lions took care of business on the road against a Bombers team that is quickly spinning out of control. They need a win fast.

Here are the highlights:

Port Adelaide Power 56 – 120 Hawthorn Hawks

The UPSET of the Round goes to the Hawks who went into Adelaide and just pounded the Power. Huge performance and the Hawks may just be back.

Here are the highlights:

Gold Coast Suns 69 – 82 Melbourne Demons

The reigning champs continue their winning ways and are looking good for a repeat.

Here are the highlights:

North Melbourne Kangaroos 74 – 59 West Coast Eagles

Maybe it will be the Eagles that get the Wooden Spoon? They were… not good.

Here are the highlights:

Richmond Tigers 109 – 73 GWS Giants

The Tigers took down the Giants at the MCG. It’s funny how they rebound with a good performance when you think they’re going down.

Here are the highlights:

Fremantle Dockers 55 – 65 St. Kilda Saints

The Saints got a big win on the road against a highly disappointing Dockers team. I truly expected better.

Here are the highlights:

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Ladder

Here is the ladder after Round 2:

PTEAMWLTPTS%
1Hawthorn Hawks 2008173.7
2Collingwood Magpies 2008141.3
3Sydney Swans2008129.6
4Melbourne Demons 2008127.9
5Brisbane Lions2008122.9
6Carlton Blues2008122.3
7Geelong Cats 1104120.1
8Gold Coast Suns1104108.6
9Richmond Tigers1104106.3
10North Melbourne Kangaroos110096.4
11St. Kilda Saints110095.5
12Fremantle Dockers 110093.9
13Western Bulldogs020080.9
14West Coast Eagles020076.8
15Adelaide Crows020076.5
16GWS Giants020074.7
17Essendon Bombers020062.6
18Port Adelaide Power020062.5

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Balls Graph

In all its glory:

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Footy Tipping Contest

Here is how we stack up after Round 2:

PTIPPERRound TipsRound MarginTotal TipsTotal Margin
1BALLS631223
2Game Time Decision73115
35121124
4Maestro5121138
5Son Of Spam6121144
6Dolph Ucker5181022
7Why Eagles Why 4231036
8Litre_cola6201038
9BFC 323836

Extremely even competition so far! There is still time for everyone to join in! Here is the link:

https://mobile.footytips.com.au/competitions/?ff=ladders&competitionId=401652

I remind you, as always,

DON’T FORGET TO PUT THE FOOTY TIPS IN!

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Balls’ Sechs

  • The Buddy Franklin story is amazing in and of itself but it is important to note that with rules changing, we may NEVER see another player eclipsing the 1000 goal mark.
  • The closest active player is Jack Riewoldt of the Richmond Tigers with 716.
  • Incidentally, Jack could catch his cousin Nick Riewoldt soon as Nick only got to 718 in his career.
  • It seems there is a pattern emerging of who the good teams are and who the bad teams are. We’ll see if it holds up.
  • Carlton continues playing well and is going to be contending for Finals along with Collingwood.
  • The Match of the Round next week is Carlton v Hawthorn in a battle of unexpected undefeateds!

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AFLW Finals!

Brisbane Lions 70 – 20 Collingwood Magpies

They could have postponed this game for another week and the outcome would have been the same. The Lions are on track to defend their title.

Here are the highlights:

Nice tit grab

Finals Schedule

We are back on schedule. Here is the plan for the Preliminary Finals (all times Pacific):

Friday, April 1, 2022

6:40 PM – Melbourne Demons v Brisbane Lions at the MCG

8:40 PM – Adelaide Crows v Fremantle Dockers at Adelaide Oval

Here is where we are with the Tipping Competition with now both Finals games played:

PTIPPERRound TipsRound MarginTotal TipsTotal Margin
1SonOfSpam13460195
2Dok Zymm24058265
3BALLS14455225
423649253
5Dolph Ucker12348203
6Game Time Decision22848223
7Litre_cola05042243
8BFC13342249
9Fronkenshteen05024189

Dok Zymm got the Dockers beating the Roos and is now only 2 tips behind the leader! She can still take out Spammy with 3 games left!

Meanwhile, Joliet Jake jumped in the standings with a 2 fer 2 week.

DON’T FORGET TO PUT THE FOOTY TIPS IN!

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Here is the Round Three AFL schedule (all times Pacific):

Thursday, March 31, 2022

1:20 AM – Western Bulldogs v Sidney Swans at Marvel Stadium

Friday, April 1, 2022

1:20 AM – Melbourne Demons v Essendon Bombers at the MCG

2:20 AM – Port Adelaide Power v Adelaide Crows at Adelaide Oval

7:10 PM – GWS Giants v Gold Coast Suns at Giants Stadium

Saturday, April 2, 2022

1:25 AM – Collingwood Magpies v Geelong Cats at the MCG

2:00 AM – Brisbane Lions v North Melbourne Kangaroos at The Gabba

8:10 PM – Carlton Blues v Hawthorn Hawks at the MCG

10:20 PM – St. Kilda Saints v Richmond Tigers at Marvel Stadium

Sunday, March 27, 2022

1:20 AM – West Coast Eagles v Fremantle Dockers at Optus Stadium

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That’s all for this week. See you next week!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Woo hoo! Essendon surges out of last place by…0.1 points!

(I think you have the score wrong on that game, BTW)

A while back I said it was uncanny how Essendon and the Raiders’ previous seasons mirrored each other. I hope that’s not true this year, too.

Game Time Decision

I’d be kinda scared being a player and all those fans ran on the field. But that’s an awesome achievement to get 1K goals

BrettFavresColonoscopy

My Giants are incapable of putting together 4 consecutive quarters of quality play.

2Pack

So you mean to tell me that grabbing boobs is OK in the women’s league? Can they pull pantie wedgies like in that US ladies arena football thingy? I am curious.

/ smacks his head for not getting on board sooner

2Pack

Women’s league… I did say women’s league right?

/ adverts gaze from current photo
// trusts Ball’s ladies library is fully stocked

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh, sure, everyone’s all smiles here but *I’m* the one who gets kicked out of the softball league…

2Pack

I could help out here…

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Too late you looked at it, you’re permanently changed now. And “praying it away” won’t work! Muah ha ha ha ha ha!

2Pack

Why do I have these feelings?

Game Time Decision

ta-ta tackle?