Hello there fellow DFO’er. Hope you’re well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks comments of the week as decided by my brain. There’s no reason as to why some comments make it and others don’t.
As some of youz may know, litre was kinda in my area for the CANNTM game at BMO Field on Sunday, so managed to meet up with him Friday night. Twas good to see him again and to catch up. And since I’m writing is, or am I, he’s not a killer( as according to my kids). Unless he’s now taken over my life. But not sure why one would want my boring ass life. Also, I met the other guy from the sleeping under the stairs at Oktoberfest story, so can confirm that things happen to him\them. Looking forward to more of these stories.
Was also strange to be talking with the servers that night and it turns out Litre and his friend and the servers all worked in the same bar in mother-fucking Australia years ago and knew a lot of the same people. What a small world we live in. And if this kind of stuff happens to litre randomly sitting at a bar, it’s no wonder that he’s got some good stories.
One other thing that hurt my head that night was litre using real names and screen names interchangeably when talking about the folks here. I’m so bad with names to being with and then to have multiple names for everyone and then for like half of them to have the same given name really messed with me.
I’m gonna try to be a bit more positive in these going forward, as there’s already too much BS and negativity out there and we don’t need more of it here. So, I had the idea of a motivational quote but I can’t just do that. So, am going to have a cheesy motivational quote and then going to add “in bed” to it. Cause, why not, and I’m hoping it’s going to work and maybe even funny at times. And I haven’t googled the quote as of writing this, so here goes.
This weeks cheesy motivational quote is:
“I have never started a poem yet whose end I knew. Writing a poem is discovering [in bed].”
Robert Frost
Okay, not the best start, but something to build on.
As a reminder, Sunday comments stand alone and Monday comments will go on the next week’s post. Note that during the offseason, I’ll probably look at the Sunday posts. Without further ado, here are the comments of the week.
Show ’em your peter, get paid by #ThePauls
King Hippo
And here I am at the mall doing it for free.
TheRevanchist
Okay, I love LaRosas Pizza as much as any other proud, pre-diabetic Cincinnatian, but I’m calling bullshit on Ohio being #1 for pizza.
https://www.fox19.com/2022/03/21/its-official-ohio-ranked-best-state-pizza-list-says-sorry-new-york/
Redshirt
Honestly, I just love seeing New Yorkers freak out about shit like that. It’s quality trolling.
Dunstan
Has this appeared on the site yet? If not, someone embed it for me because it’s perfect and relevant
BrettFavresColonoscopy
Also, some hilarious fallout from the NHL trade deadline involving Scotchy’s Sensators: apparently they traded a guy but didn’t mention his No Trade Clause, so the trade is/will be voided by the league.
herodotus450
And yet, that will not crack the top ten list of Douchiest Moves By a Senator This Week, what with the Judiciary Committee and all.
Dunstan
*sigh
Going to be a long season rooting against the Raiders and for Carr & Adams.
Also on that note, for anyone in the Fresno area (insert cricket sound here), the FresYES festival is going to be happening this Saturday at Tioga-Sequoia Brewing. Food trucks and beer. Should be a good time time had by me, unless the wife decides I am the DD.
TheRevanchist
Quickly go out and get a DUI right now. Then you can’t DD that event!
litre_cola
The movement in the NFL is nothing if not exciting thus far. So many things I love…let’s see…
- Vegas wrested Devante away from GB!!! Hilarious
- Even more hilarious, right after Fraudgers re-upped for 3 more years!!!!!!
- While I don’t like Matt Ryan very much beyond his Boston College sex policy, I like that he goes to Indy and away from the suckbag Falcons. Should honestly help his career at this point…but then again I felt the same way about Rivers and Wentz.
- Marcus Mariota will get another chance in Atlanta. It probably won’t work out well, but I’m curious about this move as Atlanta could have had…
- Baker!!!! Instead, Mayfield is stuck without a dance partner. Serves this dingus right.
- I low key love the Truthbisket to Pittsburgh. Pitt definitely has O-line issues, but Mitch has mobility that Rapeloethisomething didn’t have. This could be trying to ice skate up hill though.
- And of course, Deshaun to Cleveland is just dripping with franchise crippling risk. Grab a chair, some snacks, and a cooler of beer and enjoy the show.
Already pumped for next season. Let’s just keep the lock button on the WMDs so we can enjoy it!
borisnow
Gumbygirl
Hearing reports that Tyreek Hill was torn between going to New York or Miami, so he decided to leave that decision to the universe and went heads or tails.
Anyway, his kid landed on his head, so Miami it is.
Horatio Cornblower
Ugh – we need to talk about the ref in this Uruguay/Peru game @mlse pic.twitter.com/EIQVMWmIIM
— Gabriel Hurl (@gabehurl) March 25, 2022
Holy shit
Horatio Cornblower
So now that my money bracket’s worthless, I’ll root for my wife to win, which means rooting for (checks her bracket) Duke. Fucking great.
SonOfSpam
Well, you already knew she had poor judgement.
POW! BLAM! ZINGA!
scotchnaut
More like GONE-zaga, amirite?
[high fives self]
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Also, the creator of the .gif died today.
WCS
44 years on this marble today. How in the hell did THAT happen?! Love youse folks.
NotShogunButShogun
Donald Trump is suing Hillary Clinton, the DNC and pretty much everyone he banned on Twitter page in 2016 for “destroying his life”.
Per his complaint, his “life” is worth $72 million.
Redshirt
Fun fact: The B-52s opened with “Party out of Bounds” at the first US Festival in front of about 200,000 people. They were phenomenal that day.
yeah right
“Oh I love that song!” – Dan Orlovsky
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
I thought he loved Safety Dance.
SonOfSpam
My bracket is still perfect. Perfectly empty.
LOL
St. Peter’s has more victories over #1, #2, or #3 seeds in the 8 days than Gonzaga has in the past twenty years.
Maybe we’ve been following the wrong small Jesuit school this whole time?
Hahaha!! That’s Rockingggg!!!
rockingdog
It’s looking like I might have a work trip to London in a few weeks. That’s very ‘back to normal’ seeming
Doktor Zymm
/new variant enters the chat
BrettFavresColonoscopy
WCS
Don T
The UCONN women’s basketball program and Matt Gaetz-what do they have in common?
They’ve both attended more than 20+ Sweet Sixteen affairs.
scotchnaut
Found a funny;
“i was born in the wrong generation” bro we can literally fry shit with the air. what else do u want
rockingdog
I have regrets putting the sheets in the washer because now I just want to go to sleep early but have to wait.
BrettFavresColonoscopy
Of all my #WhitePplProblems, this is BY FAR the most frequent and annoying.
King Hippo
Well, would you look at that, dear fellows! The British North Americans will be taking their talents to the Arabian Peninsula this autumn! Let us hope that they can restore British influence in the Middle East and capture those lucrative petroleum reserves that we originally discovered!
Cecil Rhodes
Will Smith’s career has come full circle. It started and ended with one little fight.
Redshirt
Don T
Meanwhile, 17 and fucking 1! [Spam finished 22 and 1. Well fucking done!!]
ballsofsteelandfury
And, equally impressive, Sharky is 1 and fucking 17!! [Finished 2 and 21]
ballsofsteelandfury
Thanks for all the comments and funny and everything else.
Stay busy and safe out there.
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“THIS FUCKING PAN SUCKS I WANT MY MONEY BACK” is what I plan to tell the people who made this fancy frying pan my wife bought. I swear to god you could make a sauce out of WD-40 and it would still find a way to somehow stick to this piece of shit.
now take those bits at the bottom and then add some wine or stock and make a kick ass sauce from it
-yeah right, probably
My first guess would be you’re using “stainless steel.” Because they suck ass for sticking and need shitloads of oil but can eventually be figured out.
No man. Give me my seasoned cast iron every damn time.
This!
Congratulations to Redshirt for coming up with the most concise and effective Will Smith joke I’ve seen so far.
I wasn’t the only one, but I did think of it myself.
Wait, what was Matt Ryan’s BC sex thing?
Rumor is he’d only go Greek, so no happy little accidents happen.
Is this Matty Ice? Moar like Matty Ass, amirite?
I mean, that’s good pocket awareness
Speaking of pocket awareness when does SoS get his prize?
Already got it!
(i.e., found it in a liquor store parking lot last night, just needed to pull out the cigarette butts and he SHE I MEAN SHE was good to go)
I have to be honest: I’ve met many of the DFOers and I still refer to them as their online names.
They’ve told me their real names, but it’s easier for me just to call them by their online names. Quite honestly, I’ve forgotten some real names.
And, it sounds really weird when someone refers to them by their real names. I’m always thinking, “Who?”
Meant to add this, but it’s great to have a face for the screen name and a voice.
It also gives us Plausible Deniability. “Redshirt? Never heard of him.”
but he was here the whole time
To be fair, he’s likely the first to die in the next mission.
I really, really struggle with the fact that y’all has Christian names AT ALL. Makes the voices in my head seem more real.
Not all of our names are Christian
Quit bragging Shlomo.