Lesser and Draftmas Combo Platter

Oh man, such a contrast between watching the machinations of my two great loves.  Donks WOO!!! draft following is just plain, relaxing fun.  I know they won’t, say, trade up and draft Noted Local Moe-ron Sam Howell.  Because we gots Russell Wilson.  I don’t have to sweat making reach picks, because we gots Russell Wilson.  Yeah, the supporting cast is well important, but we are at least out of the FITBAW desert.  And I will gladly take that.

Don’t know what ya got, til it’s gone, yada yada.

Speaking of that, I would gladly give either (ok, probably both) nut for Everton to be having a boring, mid-Table season.  We need a run of form out of the (bitter) blue, starting with Chelski at home tomorrow (9:00, USA).  Hey, at least we get those smug pricks (with apologies to rockingdog, always a good sport) on Glorious May Day.   Will Uncle Joe bring the Toffees great fortune?  Fuck it, I’mma try at least.  Forward, comrades!

But even three points tomorrow wouldn’t make me the least bit comfortable.  Not unless Leeds and/or (much preferred “and”) Team White Lives Matter cock it up.  WLM get stinking Waford this morning (10:00, USA), while Leeds at least have to deal with City of Men (12:30, NBC).  That spotlight dance treatment, at home…makes me super anxious.  Timeline gets especially dark if the Shite go in front for the Title.  They play the Bastard Man Derby, away to the Bonesaws (7:30, USA), in a game I wouldn’t watch under pain of catapault.  Up late for the Draft will hopefully benefit me there.

Rum Ham/King’s Afrikan Water Pistols could also be interesting tomorrow (11:30, USA).  Monday Night Footy (Bees/Men Untied, 3p Mon, USA) is a fixture only a mother(fucker) could love.

What do you think of your team’s picks so far?  Rounds 4-7 resume at High Noon (ESPN, NFLN, other??), so caffeine up.

Big picture (and Donks) Draft wrapup later tonight.  Let’s do this thing, eh?