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"This site goes down so often we oughta change the name to “Dating Nancy Reagan”" – Horatio
As a believer (at least 9 days out of 10), this article – while 100% unsurprising – hurts me to the core. But Jesus weeps with me, I am certain.
Spurs got a soft penalty, then ran train on Handsome Mikel and crew. The 4th Shempions ducat will go to Matchday 38 now.
I gots nothin’ else. I hear tell of iced sportsball, which just sounds cray cray.
Did the site go down for a bit, or was it just my connection? Russian bots?
It did
Kind of like a relationship. Goes down for a bit, then the connection is lost.
Every time I watch Top Chef, the competition is amazing, the local flavor is interesting, and it all leads me to exclaim in wonderment, “Damn, Salman Rushdie was plowing THAT.”
Not even slightly gay, but I’d probably make an exception for Padma.
Speaking of Top Chef
Hippo, I read that whole depressing and accurate Atlantic piece and can’t come to any conclusion other than this country is irrevocably fucked
Satan will be happy with all the new liars and blasphemers he gets to welcome, though
Reading it reminded me why I think it’s pretty fucking awesome each time one of these COVID deniers dies of the virus.
The Leafs are Leafing.
Oh, the Leafs fans will be shitting bricks now….
ANDY REID: [loads bullets into a magazine]
ANDY REID: [loads magazine into an assault rifle]
ANDY REID: [slips hunting knife into a belt holster]
ANDY REID: [ties bandana around forehead]
ANDY REID: “This war ends now.”
Joe Biden must tap into the Strategic Lard Reserve.
Also known as “Andy Reid’s arteries.”
The Dirt Bungles have eight total wins this season. The Dirt Stillers account for three of them.
yet still better than the Bastard Man Small Bears!
Not for long, I’m sure.
Hippo we gotta get you to a hockey game.
Just like the Houston 500.
Super Bowl Rematch is Preseason Week 3 in Cincinnati.
How nice of the Schedule Gods to remind the Bengals and their fans of our Nationally Televised Dishonor in a game that doesn’t count.
Mike Brown will charge triple for that.
/furiously scribbling notes
-D. Snyder
I’m four seconds in and I’m instantly sold. I’m afraid to continue watching for fear I’ll forgive them for leaving San Diego.
That is how I felt after.
(Low Commander scratches two MOAR names on his list)
Femur drums rumble in the distance, with wailing guitar solos shredding the air
Bring it on, bitch! I’m an Ohioan. We don’t fear death; we welcome it!!!
“The afterlife certainly can’t be worse than this!” – Ohio residents, looking around
The Jaguar one with “Urban” is so, so good.
The 28-3 ATL reference also.
Watched it now a couple times. The Ab discarded helmets crack. Chefs kiss.
It really is good.
Hahaha
Yea that’s pretty Rocking!
Dammit, that was great. May have to elevate the Chargers to “2nd best Inglewood team” (ahead of Inglewood High).
The Jaguar chick in the bar gave me strange feelings.
Ok, that was pretty fucking great. Kudos to the Chargers marketing team.
Holy shit that was awesome
They will flex Detroit Philly to the Sunday nighter right? Right???
/puts it in London on Sunday morning.
I’m just waiting for a game so bad, it gets flexed to an impossible time slot. Like Tuesday at 3:21. In the morning.
I would TOTALLY watch that. Just to say I was “there”
DUUUUVAAAAAALLLLLL tweakers/fans would watch the ever-luvvinn shit out of that time slot.
https://mobile.twitter.com/Bengals/status/1524902248941342727?cxt=HHwWjsC-lYShxakqAAAA
I feel like Homer when he saw his Mr. Plow commercial.
“Is that the Bengals 2022 Schedule Release?”
“I don’t know.”
What I want to know is the Manningcast schedule.
surely they’ll do Week 1 (Wilson back in Seattle)?
This may be the first Bengals games ever where I purposely don’t mute the TV and turn on the radio.
For the first time ever, Eli Manning has expressed interest in going to an establishment that serves adult beverages.
Olivia shakes her head and pulls the rubber mattress protector out of the linen closet for the bunk beds in Eli’s room.
Twist in plot: Adult Beverages for Eli are Chocolate Whole Milk instead of Chocolate Skim Milk.
Russell Wilson’s Donks are coming to Charlotte on 27 November. That’s going to be one tough/expensive ticket, but I just might have to.
Is that during the World Cup?
oh shit, I will need to stay by the TV then. tWBS would have made me go but nyah nyah he’s ded and can’t
Don’t tempt him. You know he’s charmed Jesus and God enough to come back as a ghost to haunt us. Zombie mode optional.
My parents were Youth Pastors, and one day my dad told me that he believes when a pastor/priest/religious leader dies, before they are told whether they are going to Heaven or Hell, they are shown the souls of those who were led astray from The Lord due to their actions or inactions as their spiritual leader.
Every time I hear about a priest going political, I think about that story.
Also, if Buddy Cole is lurking – no jokes/song and dance needed. Just come into the Clubhouse and say “life sucks” if that’s all you got.
You are a valued member of the Clubhouse, and a fine Imaginary Pal. And I’m not just saying that because your week in the barrel is coming up.
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