Nighttime Ides of October 2022

Apologies for all the fixtures sucking hind teat – I ain’t make the schedule.

LSU (+2.5) at Florida (7:00, ESPN)

I mean, I’ll WATCH…but meh.

Clemson (-3.5) at Florida State (7:30, ABC)

Roll over what you made betting on Spurs, FSU is one of the 4-5 dumbest JV NFL sides, and Son de Clem will murder-kill them.

Mississippi State (-4) at Kenfucky (7:30, SECN)

Dunno why this game gets such lousy coverage, Cowbells are a fun story, and will be interesting to see how they handle being a road favoUrite (obviously, the Blue Moons need Will Levis back, desperately).

Southern Cal (+3.5) at Utah (8:00, Fox)

This line indicates that Team Secular Big Love are a good team/real boy.  But that was LAST year.  Troi Boiz keep rolling.

Washington State (+3.5) at Oregon State (9:00, Pac-12)

Don’t make me choose between my lovely Cougettes and Niiiiiiiiiiiice Beaver!  I JUST WON’T, DAMN YEW.