Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: I Wanna Go Where It’s Warm

Hello and happy Friday one and all. The last few weeks I’ve been planning spring and/ or summer trips with the Sharkbait clan. Currently, somewhere in the Caribbean is the frontrunner, and being February, combined with the fact the high temperature is topping out at a balmy 18 degrees, with windchill temperatures. hitting into negative 40s, is making me long to be somewhere warm once again. With that in mind, I decided to get creative and make my own tropical/tiki(ish) drink this week. I have the relevant ingredients on hand, so why not give it a shot? I decided to go with a rum base, and add lime, pineapple and falernum. I based the proportions off of this recipe I found, called the “usual suspects“. Of which I will save for later.

3/4 oz. lime juice
3/4 oz. pineapple juice
2 oz. rum
1/2 oz. falernum
2 -4 dashes Angostura Bitters
Marashino Cherry for garnish

Add the lime, pineapple rum and falernum to a cocktail shaker. Shake with ice and strain into a rocks glass.

*For the rum, I (obviously) went with Don Q. I do have a bottle of Wray and Nephew Overproof Rum, but I erred on the side of caution for this one. Depends how it turns out, I might re-make it with the overproof rum just to see how the bigger booze kick plays with the balance and flavors.

I get some faint hints of lime on the nose, along with some pineapple aromas that manages to sneak through. Overall it smells bright and tropical, which is exactly what I was going for.

The sip starts out very well balanced, with a nice blend of the ingredients, before the bitters take over, and take over hard they do. I think the 2-4 dashes is a little bit too much, as the finish is basically bitters with a touch of lime sourness that comes through. In order to counteract, I ended up adding about half a barspoon of the maraschino cherry syrup. I figured the flavors would go nicely and would be a better solution than adding anything else. Luckily, that absolutely did the trick. The extra hit of sweetness the syrup brings to the table rescued this drink and brought it back to a much welcome state of equilibrium.

With the bitters reigned in, the rest of the flavors can shine. The pineapple has a nice tart fruity flavor that the falernum and lime complement well. The rum hides in all of this. I can barely tell it’s there. Good thing I didn’t go with the overproof rum here.

I still think it’s missing something though, but I’m not exactly sure what though. Maybe an orange liqueur like Cointreau or triple sec might add that missing piece? Or maybe some Allspice Dram. Either way, I think this is a decent first attempt at my own tropical/tiki/island drink, and it’s something I’ll workshop to get better. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go listen to my Jimmy Buffet playlist, and daydream about a Caribbean beach and put six holes in my freezer.

(Banner image courtesy Matthew Tetrault Photography)

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Sharkbait has not actually been bitten by a shark, but has told people in bars that he was for free drinks. Married to a Giants fan, he enjoys whisk(e)y, cooking, the Rangers, and the Patriots.
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litre_cola

1/2 oz. falernum

This sounds a body part you NEVER want to hurt.

BeefReeferLives

Sounds tropicalicous, Sharky! Wondering how a bit of coconut cream or a splash of coconut water would work in this. (as The Good Mrs. Reefer loves the combo of pineapple & coconut). I might have to give that a go.

Thinking it might help with the “tropical” notes….

litre_cola

Nothing wrong with too much body.

/likes curvy women

BeefReeferLives

Word.

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Col. Duke LaCross

Would you sub in the Allspice Dram, or just add it to the mix? I made a big batch a couple months ago and am looking to start using it!

Horatio Cornblower

I know that global warming is bad and will destroy us all, but having just come back from the Virgin Islands, (and straight into Covid protocol; thanks Jesus!), where it was never about 85 and never below 75 I am pretty willing to take that ride into oblivion.

King Hippo

If you’re on a plane to Florida, there’s bound to be lots of Florida Men on board.

litre_cola

Just booked Hawaii in Sept for Mrs. bday! Very excited.

Horatio Cornblower

I masked on the flight but took mine off while in the airport terminal waiting to leave. While I knew I might get Covid going maskless I knew I was going to die in that poorly air-conditioned terminal if I kept the mask on.

It’s a leading suspect in the cause, although the front-runner is still that ass-crowded bar closing I attended.

Game Time Decision

its currently -20C ( -5F) and -30C (-22F) with the windchill here.

YUCK, time to find a toque and some gloves before going out

litre_cola

Suck it. We have had that for most of the winter. It is 5 and sunny here. Feels like the tropics.

Game Time Decision

That’s Tshirt weather

BrettFavresColonoscopy

This feels like something you’d see on a tiki bar menu with orgeat

Don T

If the Baits wanna come to PR, holla.

King Hippo

I went before becoming imaginary friends with DonT – but concur. I looked into all sorts of island-y places, and chose PR. It was badass.

Don T

All amenities are Go, post hurricanes.

San Juan in the north
Rincón in the west

Also starring
Fajardo in the east
Ponce in the south

Alex_Demote

If the recipe has rum in it, I’m gonna try it. Can’t wait for my workday to be over

Alex_Demote

hmmmmmmmmmm…..

LemonJello

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Game Time Decision

why hide it, i have this cup now and use it on client facing calls when working for home

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