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Boots on the Ground: The Crazy House! Part 2

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Fronkenshteen - January 5, 2023January 4, 2023
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DETOX, SUICIDE WATCH, AND "WELCOME TO CAT 5" Unfortunately, this is the portion of my journey I am the most unfamiliar with for a variety of reasons, so my recollections will be recounted to you as they exist in my head; in brief snatches experienced in varying degrees of lucidity. Thank

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Boots on the Ground: The Crazy House!

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Fronkenshteen - November 30, 2022December 1, 2022
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I awakened curled in a ball on the floor at the foot of the bed in my kids’ playroom, shivering under an open window, blanketless. I felt around blindly for my eyeglasses, and found them relatively quickly on the rug, propped against the closet door. I put them on and

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PICKING A WINNER!

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Fronkenshteen - August 8, 2016August 6, 2016
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Hey. I'm Fronkenshteen. I found the old place when Deadspin linked to a KSK post. It may have been an NFL Dance Party gif spectacular, but I can't quite remember. I happened to be on KSK the day everyone posted their goodbyes and left, and quickly followed you guys over

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