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Horatio Cornblower - July 7, 2016

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Today's highlights begin and end with France-Germany in the UEFA semifinals. France and Germany have played each other many times, including Germany's elimination of France from the last World Cup. They also fought each other three times in 75 years, in the Franco-Prussian War, WWI and WWII, resulting in

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Horatio Cornblower - June 11, 2016June 11, 2016

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Hi. I'm supposed to preview the Wales team for the 2016 UEFA tournament. Ordinarily I'd do some research, make some smart ass comments about coal and a seeming hatred of vowels couple with an obsession for L's and W's. But here's the thing: I'm drunk. And I know nothing about Welsh soccer, except that Gareth

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Horatio Cornblower - May 1, 2016May 1, 2016

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As you may now, I turned 47 today. My Dad has the same birthday and turned 74. It's Flip Birthday! (I have no idea what that means) Anyhoo, off to the Willimantic Beer fest we went. They had 70 brewers present, not the "more than 30"

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Horatio Cornblower - April 27, 2016April 26, 2016

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*A totally original DFO production and not just a rip-off of a feature we all enjoyed from that other site we all met at. Good morning!  Or afternoon depending on when this thing posts.  As you know, because you undoubtedly filled out Blax's draft contest sheet (if not, you can still

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Horatio Cornblower - April 26, 2016April 26, 2016

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*A totally original DFO production and not just a rip-off of a feature we all enjoyed from that other site we all met at. Good morning!  Or afternoon depending on when this thing posts.  As you know, because you undoubtedly filled out Blax's draft contest sheet (if not, you can still

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Horatio Cornblower - April 25, 2016April 25, 2016

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*A totally original DFO production and not just a rip-off of a feature we all enjoyed from that other site we all met at. Good morning!  Or afternoon depending on when this thing posts.  As you know, because you undoubtedly filled out Blax's draft contest sheet (if not, you can still

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Horatio Cornblower - April 24, 2016April 23, 2016

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*A totally original DFO production and not just a rip-off of a feature we all enjoyed from that other site we all met at. Good morning!  Or afternoon depending on when this thing posts.  As you know, because you undoubtedly filled out Blax's draft contest sheet (if not, you can still

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Horatio Cornblower - April 23, 2016April 23, 2016

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*A totally original DFO production and not just a rip-off of a feature we all enjoyed from that other site we all met at. Good morning!  Or afternoon depending on when this thing posts.  As you know, because you undoubtedly filled out Blax's draft contest sheet (if not, you can still

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Horatio Cornblower - April 16, 2016April 16, 2016

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Ah Saturday night!  John Travolta had a fever for it, because that was the night he could go out, shake his ass to Donna Summer and not have to worry about going to work at that stupid paint store the next day.  Also no one questioned his sexuality for focusing