Author: jjfozz

Fozz’s New Years Resolution List

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New Year’s is bullshit. The only thing worse is New Year’s Eve. It is amateur hour, with every dunce who doesn’t drink all year long suddenly thinking they’re Dean Martin. As a professional drinker, it’s frustrating to watch people fail miserably at what you consider to be your life’s work. Oddly enough,

Fozz Talks to a Hell Hound

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Conversations with My Dog I grew up owning dogs. My parents owned Boxers and then we started owning Labradors. I cherish those memories and I still tear up when I think about those mutts. Gotcha! I don’t cry because I AM A REAL MAN. My wife’s father hates dogs. So, when we

Sympathy From the Devil

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We all know that DFO is a gathering place for degenerates, smart asses, maniacs, and all manner of social rejects. And we’re proud of it. Apparently, the Devil also reads DFO and when he saw my blog post about my conversation with God, well someone got his horns and tail all

Fozz Vs. God

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I’ve talked to lots of people during my time in hell – as of this writing I have been unemployed for 431 days. Fuck. After talking to HR reps, recruiters, people in my network, my parents, my friends, my wife, my dog, the mailman, the bartenders, the bottom of many empty

JJ Fozz’s Journey Through Hell

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JJ Fozz Sits Down with Billy Cundiff Many great and wicked men have suffered from depression. Winston Churchill called it his “black dog” because he was eloquent man who banged down cigars and champagne for breakfast while trying to make sure Britain didn’t fall under Nazi rule. Like my father and generations

JJ Fozz’s Journey Through Hell

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Fozz’s Journey Through Hell I’ve been unemployed for a full year, despite having 30 years of experience in the marketing and communications industry. I also have a Master’s Degree from Johns Hopkins (doesn’t that impress you? It shouldn’t.) Along the way I have dealt with idiots and morons of all stripes,

JJ Fozz’s Adventures in Hell

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I’ve been unemployed for a full year, despite having 30 years of experience in the marketing and communications industry. I also have a Master’s Degree from Johns Hopkins (doesn’t that impress you? It shouldn’t.) Along the way I have dealt with idiots and morons of all stripes, and the goal

JJ Fozz’s Adventures in Hell

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(Editor's Note: This will function as the Open Thread tonight.  What's better than a healthy dollop of vitriol for a Sunday Night?)   I've been unemployed for a full year, despite having 30 years of experience in the marketing and communications industry. I also have a Master’s Degree from Johns Hopkins (doesn’t

Whither Thou, Lamar?

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I need Lamar to prove himself. Yes, I'm that fan. Yes I love him. Yes I was overjoyed at last season. Then the motherfucking Titans came to Baltimore and blasted them right off the field. Partly because they figured out how to contain Lamar. So Lamar is the toast of the NFL,

Idiots Who Play with White Balls

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The last time my father hit me was on a golf course. He is built like a tank and is left handed. For a man of his build he is lightning fast. We were sitting in a golf cart after I had thrown a club about thirty feet and declared that

The Murder List: You Cannot Escape

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"Let them hate, as long as they fear." Buckle up America, you're gonna hate and fear me after this fucking diatribe has been penned. News flash: I could give a shit. Like Frank Constanza said, "I got a lot of problems with you people, now you're gonna hear about it." Politics I am apolitical and