Request Line: Always, Sometimes, Never

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The recording studio at KDFO looks much as we'd remember it from the before-time.  There is no evidence of the PRODUCER's long descent into quarantine madness, or of DJ 3000's current efforts to aid the hacker underground in Ukraine in their efforts to fend off Russian

I Watched It So You Don’t Have To: Starr of Wonder

Welcome back to DFO’s Annual Christmas movies review. This feature is where one of us poor bastards watches a Christmas movie and summarizes it for you, so you can go for a snooze or drink more booze when your significant other forces you to watch the movie. Today’s Christmas movie

Meanwhile, Behind 7 Proxies…

INT. CYBER CAFE SOMEWHERE IN SOUTHEAST ASIA - NIGHT A shadowy figure sits behind a terminal, tapping absently at the keys.  He perks up. SHADOWY FIGURE: Well this looks to be interesting... The shadowy figure reaches into a a tattered rucksack at his feet labeled "5CHAN".  He pulls out a pair of wireless

Meanwhile, in Henderson…

INT. EVIL LAIR I MEAN WELL-APPOINTED MANSION - DAY An older man sits in a leather chair in his front parlor.  He is surrounded by a gaggle of reporters. MARK DAVIS: ...AND THEN WE SIGN HIM TO PLAY FOR THE RAIDERS AND THEN WE WIN ALL THE SUPER BOWLS FOREVER. REPORTER 1: Um...well,

DFOuse of DFOrrors: “The Second Coming”

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY An elderly black man sits in front of the microphone. JAMES EARL JONES: Are we rolling? PRODUCER: [via intercom] We sure are. JAMES EARL JONES: All right, watch this.  One take. ---   Turning and turning in the widening gyre The falcon cannot hear the falconer; Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy