Request Line: Micro Machines

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - May 5, 2023May 5, 2023

146

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY… DJ 3000 and various other robot entities remain trapped in a time loop inside the KDFO recording studio. DJ 3000 is fiddling with a complicated contraption of wires and lenses. The portal window into present time - which is normally about the size of manhole cover, or

Guest Lecture Series: We Need to Stop Disrespecting the Memory of Lieutenant Porkins

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - May 4, 2023May 4, 2023

Editor’s Note: Hello, and welcome to the latest edition of the DFO Guest Lecture Series! We've had the privilege of welcoming folks like Mike Brown and Eli Manning to the podium, and we're thrilled to welcome this week's guest and his very strong opinions about matters that happened a long

Request Line: Takin’ the Kommentariat to the Zoo

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - April 28, 2023April 28, 2023

176

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY… DJ 3000 and various other robot entities remain trapped in a time loop inside the KDFO recording studio. DJ 3000 is about to reverse the polarity on the power source to a contraption of wires and lenses as JIM NANCE 081-RD-92C looks on, but the other robots

Retreat of Darkness

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - April 25, 2023April 24, 2023

...there was a pause of profound stillness, then a match flared, and David Dunn's lean face appeared, worn, hollow, with downward folds and dropped eyelids, with an aspect of concentrated attention; and as he took vigorous draws at his pipe, it seemed to retreat and advance out of the night

Request Line: Significant Figures

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - April 21, 2023April 21, 2023

189

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY… DJ 3000 and various other robot entities are trapped in a time loop inside the KDFO recording studio. DJ 3000 is fiddling with a complicated contraption of wires and lenses with a puzzled expression on its main console. DJ 3000: WHY THE HELL ISN’T THIS… JIM NANCE 081-RD-92C: Can we hurry this

Request Line: Honorifics

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - April 14, 2023April 14, 2023

151

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY... DJ 3000 and various other robot entities are trapped in a time loop inside the KDFO recording studio. DJ 3000 is fiddling with a complicated contraption of wires and lenses with a puzzled expression on its main console. DJ 3000: WHY THE HELL ISN'T THIS... JIM NANCE 081-RD-92C:

Request Line: Tributes

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - April 7, 2023April 7, 2023

142

Request Line: Songs You Hate by Artists You Love

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - March 31, 2023March 31, 2023

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER sits at his desk, staring off into space. Behind him we see the air begin to shimmer, and eventually it resolves into a two-dimensional portal through which we can see... DJ 3000: HEY! PRODUCER: [startled, turns around] What the hell? Oh! Wow! You're back! DJ 3000: I

Request Line: Songs You Love by Artists You Hate

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - March 24, 2023March 24, 2023

164

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER sits at the soundboard, holding his head in his hands. A muffled noise is heard and the PRODUCER pulls a device out of his pocket. CELLPHONE RINGTONE: [Andy Samberg's voice taken as a sample from the Lonely Island Song "I Threw it on the Ground"]...HOLLYWOOD

Request Line: Sports! (and March Madness open thread)

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - March 17, 2023March 17, 2023

194

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The recording studio is calm and quiet. The PRODUCER is sitting at his desk, leaning back in his chair with his feet up, watching college basketball on a computer monitor. DJ 3000 remains pushed up against the wall. The PRODUCER claps his hands as he reacts