Dear [Door Flies Open] Forum: Should I Tell My Wife?

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - July 15, 2015July 15, 2015

I woke up and she was rolling around on the bedroom floor. I should back up a little. My wife and I have been having a bit of an argument lately. Our cat will stay out late (ignoring my plaintive cries for her to come back in), and I'll want to

Occasional Puzzle: Where in the World is Carmen 5Chan Diego? Part 1

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - July 14, 2015July 18, 2015

Originally, the mystery of Where in the World is Carmen 5Chan Diego was set to take place in a single puzzle. But why be a Kellen Winslow Jr. when you can be a Trent Richardson? So stay tuned for Part 2 next week followed by the thrilling conclusion in Part 3. --- Jake

True Detective: Episode Four Recap

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - July 13, 2015July 13, 2015

Since King Hippo donned that bird mask and still has yet to emerge from the sex dungeon, I thought I'd help out and do a recap of last night's episode. I haven't actually been watching the show this season, but based on osmosis via the internet I'm pretty sure I

KSK Radio: 7-10-15

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - July 13, 2015July 12, 2015

Hope you all had a very fine weekend. Mine was lovely, except for my dog throwing up all over...basically everything. She's fine now, though. Oh how I wish I shared her ability to bounce back so quickly. Enjoy the tunes! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3OJoWMcFKM&list=PLM8nWenhx6H8Bqxe72OWMqH3EpShkgyv_

It’s been a long week. Have a corgi.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - July 10, 2015July 9, 2015

Between Jared Fogle's house being raided for evidence in a child pornography case, Jason Pierre-Paul and C.J. Wilson trying to outdo each other in an impromptu fingerblasting competition*, the Greeks double-faulting their way out of Wimbledon (I am not well-informed about current events right now), Bill Cosby's civil suit testimony being unsealed and

Occasional Puzzle: The Alex ‘n’ Andy Show

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - July 7, 2015July 7, 2015

EXT. SIERRA NEVADA MOUNTAINS - DAY VOICE: (from inside flaming plane) The door is jammed shut! Someone do something! [FUSELAGE FLIES OPEN] ANDY REID: [bursting through fuselage] Oh yeah! ALEX SMITH: Oh no! Oh no, no, no, no, no. Run, Andy, run! [ANDY and ALEX and several other passenger run away from the flaming wreckage.

KSK Radio: 7-2-15

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - July 6, 2015July 6, 2015

Apparently a long weekend calls for a long playlist, cause this one's a doozy - 73 songs at this moment. If you're an American and didn't blow your head off with fireworks or get eaten by an alligator, you probably had a pretty great weekend. On the other hand, if

Occasional Puzzle: Prelude to The Alex ‘n’ Andy Show

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - June 30, 2015

Normally this would be part of the original post (which will be ready...eventually) but I thought we needed something here to lighten the mood a little. [INT, BASEMENT] 5CHAN: [hacks into sbnation] 5CHAN: [looks up user "PhillyFan"] 5CHAN: [changes username to "FillyPhan"] 5CHAN: [changes user avatar into image of man fornicating with horse] 5CHAN: [changes blog

KSK Radio: 6-26-15

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - June 29, 2015June 29, 2015

Sorry for the late post and brevity - paying work calls. Perhaps the considerable heft of this week's playlist can make up for it, though. Enjoy! https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLM8nWenhx6H-d4KvqbVVn_ft895lfobzj

The Devil’s Advo-CAT

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - June 26, 2015June 26, 2015

[INT. OFFICE, DAYTIME] TONY DUNGY: [reading newspaper] Blasphemy! Sacrilege! This shall not stand! [DOOR FLIES OPEN] JAY CUTLER: [groans] Oh Jesus. I should have known. TONY: Jay, thank you for coming. Have a seat. JAY: Goodell made me. Said I had to come here and do an interview or he'd fine me. TONY: As you know,

Occasional Puzzle: Martyball!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - June 24, 2015June 24, 2015

[INT. BROADCAST BOOTH - DAY] DAN FOUTS: Well, who'd have thunk it? After the private plane carrying Andy Reid and Alex Smith went missing while flying over the Sierra Nevada mountains during Week 16, all the pundits were saying that the Chiefs would make like the Donner Party and pack it

KSK Radio: 6-19-15 and Classic Rock Mock Draft

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - June 22, 2015June 22, 2015

Welcome to the new week, everyone. Over the weekend I watched the U.S. Open and took some delight in seeing Dustin Johnson wrest the title of "the Tony Romo of the PGA" from Jordan Speith by three-putting the final hole. I chatted with my dad while watching the tournament, and