Between Jared Fogle’s house being raided for evidence in a child pornography case, Jason Pierre-Paul and C.J. Wilson trying to outdo each other in an impromptu fingerblasting competition*, the Greeks double-faulting their way out of Wimbledon (I am not well-informed about current events right now), Bill Cosby’s civil suit testimony being unsealed and Jackie Fox outing herself as having been raped by Kim Fowley, and Ken Stabler taking the express train to that big old party in the sky, it’s been a long week. So we should look at a corgi and take some solace from his adorable little face.
You know what? You’ve worked hard this week. Have three.
*Someone on the Raiders blog I read proposed trading a 3rd round pick for JPP, and this was actually taken quite seriously. I feel like reading the comments there makes me more dumber by the minute.
CORGIS ARE DUMBASSES!
/apparently I need a drink
[drinks] Corgis aren’t *that* bad.
Corgi Friday? Did whatshisname come back?
Puppy Friday!!!
http://i.imgur.com/BtGPGV7.jpg
RTD, I hope “more dumber” was on purpose.
Someone reads my posts!
Question: can we post pictures of our doggies here? I want to post pictures of my dogs please.
Of course! Also, any way we can post, not just link, pictures into the comments? Or is that not feasible in wp?
I dunno, actually. Maybe I can add a plugin for it.
I was able to get a link into one of my comments by copying the URL and then just pasting it into the comment.
And this is literally the most technical thing I’ve ever posted.
I’d have to put in a new commenting system. I may have some time this weekend.
Just don’t let the Cardinals do it. Their IT guys are the Cubs of the computer world.
They can’t get in. I changed my password. It’s no longer “password”.
I’ve had success posting pics in comments just by pasting the URL into the comment. Maybe if it’s a photo on your computer you have to post it to Photobucket or similar first.
I swear to god I will post a picture of a fresh grave.
It’ll be yours, Horatio, after I meet you by the swings at 3 o’clock.
and I shall upvote the fuck out of it, then share my wooden box of a dead cat’s ashes that sits atop my teevee cabinet.
/I weird
//of course, Covalent will have to actually POST said picture, along with any of my 2 living cats, after I e-mail them to her. Dunno how the devil magick of picture posting works because GIT OFF MAH LAWN
///ah talk Southern on Fridays sometimes, y’all
Fucking hell. I really need a drink after reading this.
Dude, I totally forgot about your terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. I’m sorry, man.
/pours one out for Corgi Friday
The thing I absolutely love about Raider fans is that they have the capability of talking themselves into thinking a normally bad idea would absolutely work and bring back the glory years.
So adorable!
/Begin unpopular opinion
I have to be honest with you. I think Corgis are stupid-looking dogs.
/End unpopular opinion
I agree with you, but they’re adorable. Like dumb blonde supermodels.
They are just kind of weird. Like less threatening versions of this:
They invariably try to bite the shit out of me when they are patients.
Universal, cross-species truth. The cute ones are always kinda bitchy.
The JPP to Oakland thing makes total sense. It’s probably impossible to fingerblast your way out of Oakland, but I can definitely see how one would fingerblast their way into Oakland, especially by accident.
Also, it’s just fun to type fingerblast.
Fingerblast.
/adds Fingerblast to next week’s list of indie band names.
I’m guessing there have been hundreds of bands named fingerblast, but they all broke up before the end of middle school.
I am partial to “Fingerbang” myself:
Yeah there’s no way “Fingerblast” hasn’t been prevented from taking the stage at hundreds of middle-school talent shows.
Kept down by the man again.
I wonder if any of them tried to cover this: