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The Poise Boyz
EXT. NIGHTCLUB ENTRANCE – NIGHT A hip nightclub in a big city. The line of potential patrons stretches around the corner and out of sight,…
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♫…He Spent a Summer By My Side…♫
…But He Was Gone When Autumn Came! As has been widely reported, Robert Griffin III has been placed on Injured Reserve following the Browns’…
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One More Down!
♫ …set to the music of “One Day More” from Les Miserables… ♫ JIMMY HASLAM One day more! Another day, another felony Much less a franchise…
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DFO Insider Radio: Songs That Make You Want To Run Through a Goddamn Brick Wall
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY. A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers emerge from an office. The camera follows them in a classic Sorkinesque walk-and-talk. …
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Request Line: Songs That Make You Want To Run Through A Goddamn Brick Wall
This is it. The NFL season is upon us, with all its attendant joy, frustration, panic, and misery. And this is the final edition…
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DFO Radio: Pickin’ Apples
Just one more week before the regular season starts. I can’t believe it’s so close…I can practically taste it. Wait, no, that’s last week’s…
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Request Line: Pickin’ Apples
INT. GIANTS PRACTICE FACILITY – DAY We follow from over the shoulder of a tall, strong, confident young man as he strides through a…
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DFO Radio: Colorin’ Time with Eli
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I AM IN SO MUCH TROUBLE! So everyone did a really good job of requesting songs about color, but…
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Request Line: Colorin’ Time with Eli!
ELI MANNING: Hi everybody! It’s me, Eli. I’m sorry I haven’t written before now. Thanks for all the help last summer you gave me…
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Wet Hot Napa Summer: Last Night of Camp (Oakland Raiders 2016 Preview)
INT. RAIDERS TRAINING CAMP CABIN 14 – NIGHT. A pair of dark forms are supposed to be asleep in a set of bunks.…