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Beggars at the Feast
Last week, the hapless Cleveland Browns lost yet again in what (on paper and prior to kickoff) seemed like their best chance to obtain…
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Hillary Clinton Gets a New Mock Debate Partner
INT. OFFICE – HILLARY CLINTON’S CAMPAIGN OFFICE HEADQUARTERS, BROOKLYN – DAY ROBBY MOOK: …and so that puts us at a 94% chance of winning…
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♫…When Our Ranks Begin to Fall…♫
The miserable melodrama of the Cleveland Browns season continued on Sunday as starting quarterback Cody Kessler was knocked out of the game with a…
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♫…But She Never Saw Me There! ♫
♫ …set to the music of “Eponine’s Errand” from Les Miserables… ♫ DUKE JOHNSON JR. Such luck! What a bounce! Such luck! Right back to me!…
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Your “I Still Refuse to Spend a Dime” Saturday Evening Open Thread
Last week, the Browns showed incredible heart by battling back from a 24-13 deficit in the fourth quarter to tie the game and put…
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Fantasy Advice: Gary Oldman
Thanks to Rikki-Tikki-Deadly and Darkest Timeline Zach Morris’ connections in Hollywood, we’re bringing in a special guest to provide fantasy football advice this week:…
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The Poise Boyz
EXT. NIGHTCLUB ENTRANCE – NIGHT A hip nightclub in a big city. The line of potential patrons stretches around the corner and out of sight,…
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♫…He Spent a Summer By My Side…♫
…But He Was Gone When Autumn Came! As has been widely reported, Robert Griffin III has been placed on Injured Reserve following the Browns’…
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One More Down!
♫ …set to the music of “One Day More” from Les Miserables… ♫ JIMMY HASLAM One day more! Another day, another felony Much less a franchise…
