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♫…When Our Ranks Begin to Fall…♫
The miserable melodrama of the Cleveland Browns season continued on Sunday as starting quarterback Cody Kessler was knocked out of the game with a…
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♫…But She Never Saw Me There! ♫
♫ …set to the music of “Eponine’s Errand” from Les Miserables… ♫ DUKE JOHNSON JR. Such luck! What a bounce! Such luck! Right back to me!…
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Your “I Still Refuse to Spend a Dime” Saturday Evening Open Thread
Last week, the Browns showed incredible heart by battling back from a 24-13 deficit in the fourth quarter to tie the game and put…
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Fantasy Advice: Gary Oldman
Thanks to Rikki-Tikki-Deadly and Darkest Timeline Zach Morris’ connections in Hollywood, we’re bringing in a special guest to provide fantasy football advice this week:…
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The Poise Boyz
EXT. NIGHTCLUB ENTRANCE – NIGHT A hip nightclub in a big city. The line of potential patrons stretches around the corner and out of sight,…
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♫…He Spent a Summer By My Side…♫
…But He Was Gone When Autumn Came! As has been widely reported, Robert Griffin III has been placed on Injured Reserve following the Browns’…
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One More Down!
♫ …set to the music of “One Day More” from Les Miserables… ♫ JIMMY HASLAM One day more! Another day, another felony Much less a franchise…
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DFO Insider Radio: Songs That Make You Want To Run Through a Goddamn Brick Wall
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY. A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers emerge from an office. The camera follows them in a classic Sorkinesque walk-and-talk. …
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Request Line: Songs That Make You Want To Run Through A Goddamn Brick Wall
This is it. The NFL season is upon us, with all its attendant joy, frustration, panic, and misery. And this is the final edition…
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DFO Radio: Pickin’ Apples
Just one more week before the regular season starts. I can’t believe it’s so close…I can practically taste it. Wait, no, that’s last week’s…