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Request Line: Pickin’ Apples
INT. GIANTS PRACTICE FACILITY – DAY We follow from over the shoulder of a tall, strong, confident young man as he strides through a…
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DFO Radio: Colorin’ Time with Eli
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I AM IN SO MUCH TROUBLE! So everyone did a really good job of requesting songs about color, but…
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Request Line: Colorin’ Time with Eli!
ELI MANNING: Hi everybody! It’s me, Eli. I’m sorry I haven’t written before now. Thanks for all the help last summer you gave me…
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Wet Hot Napa Summer: Last Night of Camp (Oakland Raiders 2016 Preview)
INT. RAIDERS TRAINING CAMP CABIN 14 – NIGHT. A pair of dark forms are supposed to be asleep in a set of bunks.…
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DFO Radio: Hi-Fi Sci-Fi
SWEET SWEET FOOTBALL METHADONE! Thanks to the one-two punch of (meaningless) football and the Summer Poo-lympics, last weekend was pretty much the sportsiest weekend…
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Request Line: Hi-Fi Sci-Fi
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – LATE NIGHT The segment producer and an intern – CONNOR – stand in front of the sound board, peering into…
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DFO Insider: Remodeling
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY The normally lavish office is in the middle of a remodel, with tarps covering the floor and masking…
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DFO Radio: Top of the Class
Last week, Request Line was ably administered by Low Commander of the Super Soldiers with an assist from Dan Snyder, with the topic being…
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Battlebots Recap: Episode 6
Last night saw the first four matches in the Sweet Sixteen, with the second four coming next week. Here’s what you missed: Minotaur vs. Warhead…
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State of Georgia vs. Denver Fenton Allen
The origins of DoorFliesOpen.com are shrouded in some mystery, but one of the few tidbits that has emerged from the site’s early history is…