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DFO Radio: Hi-Fi Sci-Fi
SWEET SWEET FOOTBALL METHADONE! Thanks to the one-two punch of (meaningless) football and the Summer Poo-lympics, last weekend was pretty much the sportsiest weekend…
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Request Line: Hi-Fi Sci-Fi
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – LATE NIGHT The segment producer and an intern – CONNOR – stand in front of the sound board, peering into…
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DFO Insider: Remodeling
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY The normally lavish office is in the middle of a remodel, with tarps covering the floor and masking…
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DFO Radio: Top of the Class
Last week, Request Line was ably administered by Low Commander of the Super Soldiers with an assist from Dan Snyder, with the topic being…
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Battlebots Recap: Episode 6
Last night saw the first four matches in the Sweet Sixteen, with the second four coming next week. Here’s what you missed: Minotaur vs. Warhead…
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State of Georgia vs. Denver Fenton Allen
The origins of DoorFliesOpen.com are shrouded in some mystery, but one of the few tidbits that has emerged from the site’s early history is…
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Mr. Bronco
INT. CLEANROOM – DAY A transsexual Asian woman sits alone at a table in an electronics cleanroom. The room is a Faraday cage. A room…
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DFO Radio: Damaged Goods (Allegedly)
Greetings and welcome to another edition of DFO Radio! Don T provided us with this week’s fantastic topic, “Damaged Goods” and it turned into…
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Soft Ride to Somewhere (A Tribute to The Dick Joke Pioneers)
EXT. SUBURBAN BACKYARD – DAY Open on a scene of a backyard barbecue. It’s a bright, sunny day. The weather and foliage suggests somewhere…
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Battlebots Recap: Episode 5
Last night Battlebots pushed through the final eight matches in the Round of 32 to set things up for the Sweet Sixteen, which meant…
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