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DFO Radio: Top of the Class
Last week, Request Line was ably administered by Low Commander of the Super Soldiers with an assist from Dan Snyder, with the topic being…
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Battlebots Recap: Episode 6
Last night saw the first four matches in the Sweet Sixteen, with the second four coming next week. Here’s what you missed: Minotaur vs. Warhead…
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State of Georgia vs. Denver Fenton Allen
The origins of DoorFliesOpen.com are shrouded in some mystery, but one of the few tidbits that has emerged from the site’s early history is…
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Mr. Bronco
INT. CLEANROOM – DAY A transsexual Asian woman sits alone at a table in an electronics cleanroom. The room is a Faraday cage. A room…
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DFO Radio: Damaged Goods (Allegedly)
Greetings and welcome to another edition of DFO Radio! Don T provided us with this week’s fantastic topic, “Damaged Goods” and it turned into…
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Soft Ride to Somewhere (A Tribute to The Dick Joke Pioneers)
EXT. SUBURBAN BACKYARD – DAY Open on a scene of a backyard barbecue. It’s a bright, sunny day. The weather and foliage suggests somewhere…
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Battlebots Recap: Episode 5
Last night Battlebots pushed through the final eight matches in the Round of 32 to set things up for the Sweet Sixteen, which meant…
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Wet Hot Napa Summer: First Day of Camp
INT. JACK DEL RIO’S OFFICE – DAY JACK DEL RIO: [sitting behind his desk] …you know that it’s nothing personal. KEN NORTON, JR.: [seated in a…
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DFO Radio: He Was Who We Thought He Was
Last week was one of the least structured Request Lines we’ve done, with the theme simply based around memorializing Denny Green. Hopefully the Vikings…
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Request Line: He Was Who We Thought He Was
Denny Green died this morning due to cardiac arrest. While most folks remember him for his spectacular tirade after his Cardinals blew a 20…