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Mr. Bronco
INT. CLEANROOM – DAY A transsexual Asian woman sits alone at a table in an electronics cleanroom. The room is a Faraday cage. A room…
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DFO Radio: Damaged Goods (Allegedly)
Greetings and welcome to another edition of DFO Radio! Don T provided us with this week’s fantastic topic, “Damaged Goods” and it turned into…
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Soft Ride to Somewhere (A Tribute to The Dick Joke Pioneers)
EXT. SUBURBAN BACKYARD – DAY Open on a scene of a backyard barbecue. It’s a bright, sunny day. The weather and foliage suggests somewhere…
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Battlebots Recap: Episode 5
Last night Battlebots pushed through the final eight matches in the Round of 32 to set things up for the Sweet Sixteen, which meant…
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Wet Hot Napa Summer: First Day of Camp
INT. JACK DEL RIO’S OFFICE – DAY JACK DEL RIO: [sitting behind his desk] …you know that it’s nothing personal. KEN NORTON, JR.: [seated in a…
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DFO Radio: He Was Who We Thought He Was
Last week was one of the least structured Request Lines we’ve done, with the theme simply based around memorializing Denny Green. Hopefully the Vikings…
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Request Line: He Was Who We Thought He Was
Denny Green died this morning due to cardiac arrest. While most folks remember him for his spectacular tirade after his Cardinals blew a 20…
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Meanwhile, on the Satellite of Love…
INT. DARKENED MOVIE THEATER – NIGHT A set of three forms sit in front of a darkened movie screen. Two – TOM SERVO and CROW…
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DFO Radio: The Cheatin’ Side of Town
So last Friday the Dreamboat stopped by and threatened (promised? thromised?) to seduce every woman you ever had the slightest feeling of warmth towards.…
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Your “Let’s Talk Turkey” Open Thread
So apparently there’s a country out there that will be getting a shiny new government. Have at it. Feel free to get sexy, if…