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Wet Hot Napa Summer: First Day of Camp
INT. JACK DEL RIO’S OFFICE – DAY JACK DEL RIO: [sitting behind his desk] …you know that it’s nothing personal. KEN NORTON, JR.: [seated in a…
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DFO Radio: He Was Who We Thought He Was
Last week was one of the least structured Request Lines we’ve done, with the theme simply based around memorializing Denny Green. Hopefully the Vikings…
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Request Line: He Was Who We Thought He Was
Denny Green died this morning due to cardiac arrest. While most folks remember him for his spectacular tirade after his Cardinals blew a 20…
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Meanwhile, on the Satellite of Love…
INT. DARKENED MOVIE THEATER – NIGHT A set of three forms sit in front of a darkened movie screen. Two – TOM SERVO and CROW…
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DFO Radio: The Cheatin’ Side of Town
So last Friday the Dreamboat stopped by and threatened (promised? thromised?) to seduce every woman you ever had the slightest feeling of warmth towards.…
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Your “Let’s Talk Turkey” Open Thread
So apparently there’s a country out there that will be getting a shiny new government. Have at it. Feel free to get sexy, if…
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Request Line: The Cheatin’ Side of Town
Hello. I’m Tom Brady. You might have recently read the news that my petition was denied by the U.S. Second Court of Appeals, and…
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Meanwhile, in Burbank…
INT. TALK SHOW SET – DAY A pair of robots begin to materialize onto the lavishly appointed set of a talk show. The audience…
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DFO Radio: Electricity
The theme for last week’s Request Line was “Electricity”, which prompted a visit from a very special guest who was rather bemused to have…
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Request Line: Electricity
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Open on an empty studio. Two distinct spots in the air begin to shimmer, and a pair of figures…