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Meanwhile, on the Satellite of Love…
INT. DARKENED MOVIE THEATER – NIGHT A set of three forms sit in front of a darkened movie screen. Two – TOM SERVO and CROW…
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DFO Radio: The Cheatin’ Side of Town
So last Friday the Dreamboat stopped by and threatened (promised? thromised?) to seduce every woman you ever had the slightest feeling of warmth towards.…
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Your “Let’s Talk Turkey” Open Thread
So apparently there’s a country out there that will be getting a shiny new government. Have at it. Feel free to get sexy, if…
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Request Line: The Cheatin’ Side of Town
Hello. I’m Tom Brady. You might have recently read the news that my petition was denied by the U.S. Second Court of Appeals, and…
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Meanwhile, in Burbank…
INT. TALK SHOW SET – DAY A pair of robots begin to materialize onto the lavishly appointed set of a talk show. The audience…
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DFO Radio: Electricity
The theme for last week’s Request Line was “Electricity”, which prompted a visit from a very special guest who was rather bemused to have…
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Request Line: Electricity
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Open on an empty studio. Two distinct spots in the air begin to shimmer, and a pair of figures…
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DFO Insider: A Bronco’s Tale
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY. A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers lounge around in an office. One is reclining on a couch with…
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DFO Radio: It’s the American Way
Boy, it sure is quiet around here… NOT FOR LONG THOUGH WHEN YOU GET YOUR HANDS ON THESE ROCKIN’ TUNES! Personally, I’m still reeling…
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Request Line: It’s the American Way
So the 4th of July is just around the corner, and of course it seemed appropriate that the theme for this week’s Request Line would…